I like these pre-cooked replies.  I've created two of my own:

"Lose 100lbs - then we can talk".

"I don't believe you're real.  Bye."

No profile, foreign country, male, female-dominant, older than 60, younger than 21?  Your mail is marked as bulk/unwanted.

So that means I only seek submissive women aged 22-59, located in the UK.  Ideally local to Edinburgh/Glasgow/Scotland.