Guys, please do understand that if you are not part of a Dom couple I want nothing to do with you. SHE MUST be Domme 24/7. NOT sub to you and DOM to me.

Again my profile says “No single men, nobody over 30”

I get this in an e-mail for a man on the East coast. “If you are very open minded  read my profile and respond”

So I figure I will take a peek and get a laugh. This is part of what I saw on the profile. “I WILL TURN YOU INTO A  NYMPH THAT WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO BEND OVER AND BE BITCH FOR ANYTHING THAT HAS A COCK”

Again, I am seeking Domme or Dom Couple. Him seeking God knows what? LOL

Guys, just a hint, this isn’t how you ask a slave out. Really, it just isn’t! LOL

For the record, I do rather laugh at those who demand Pics 17 seconds after you meet and many of them before they say hello. I have however, met some very nice people here so far. I wish I could share names with you as I would love to acknowledge those who have been kind and funny and sincere and fun.

Thank you for offering friendship and sharing your experiences with me one and all!

Ok, this is the best in sometime. A man wrote me this letter and I am not even sure what he says LOL. I swear to you this is cut and paste of his letter in it’s entirety.

“Do I work as dancer.... do I Have a lot of experience in SM.... does it is well...real now..or is a fantasiae ?”

Mankind may have evolved from the Apes, but some maybe less so then others? LOL

This couple from Ohio wrote “we are new today to collarme  looking for a sub ready for complete ownership   this is not a game to us   hope not to you  
we would love to talk a bit with you see if any chemistry.”

I looked at their profile and wrote “My profile clearly states that I have an age limit and you MUST have at least one PG rated picture on your profile to contact me. You are over 30 and have no PG-rated pic”

They replied “and we do read profiles   was interested in you to chat a bit     but we do see you are a player  and not true,     dont worry about being bothered     fakes   dont get attention worthless one”

It seems that I am a fake yet again for sticking to what I seek and clearly state in my profile. Oh, and that typing is cut and paste straight from their letter. Yes, serious loss for me, don’t you think? LOL

Oh give me a home…. where the dummies don’t roam, and the fakes leave me alone all day

No, you may NOT have nude pictures of me to prove I am real. No No NO! If I decide to send you my nudes or to offer you a “full service” web cam session I will inform you!

Guys, any gal who hands you her nudes 10 minutes into her first chat with you is probably some guy passing you web pics. But then again, the two of you deserve each other LOL