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mportant than those written unbolded I'm Topper Bottoms, the stern yet sensual skipper of the USS Rough Service, a pierced motherfucker (15 as of September), a pirate married to the sea, a jerk sometimes, but a lovable one. I am not new to life, as I have been alive for a bunch of years. What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question and a joke? On the seventh day I rested but then I got bored and decided to go out for awhile. Do I need a picture of my dick on my profile to prove I have one?
Seems like allllllll the cool kids have pictures of their dicks
DICK
I guess I do. Don't get ahead of yourself! Keep you nose to the ground. I grew up on earth. Not a bad place, if it wasn't for all the people and places and things that get in the way. I guess you can say I am anti-noun... But really it's up to you? Free will, make believe. Maybe I could pay for will, but I am broke. I hate the word lifestyle. Too many letters. I don't live the lifestyle. I live life.
  • things
  • melodies
  • deodorant
  • Converse Shoes
  • Coffee is good
Please note, chances are that I hate you and your type. Especially if you use the words scene, lifestyle, and hella. I don't like the "term" scene. I "prefer" bloodbath, rape dungeoning, pokey time, thanksgiving, and bedtime. How can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?
Ask them to say unionized. I've actually been to band camp. True Story. I say they, but what I really mean is them. GPS makes people stupid. Which explains why I keep getting mosquitoes in my room. Apparently, mosquitoes live the lifestyle. And speaking of Li is about more than just sex. Style is about more than clothes. Lifestyle = Sex Clothes. There is a lot more going on outside the box. |=| See?

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TheGoddessBlaze
 
 Age: 20
 Manitoba, Canada