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I'm Topper Bottoms, the stern yet sensual skipper of the USS Rough Service, a pierced motherfucker (15 as of September), a pirate married to the sea, a jerk sometimes, but a lovable one.
I am not new to life, as I have been alive for a bunch of years.
What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question and a joke?
On the seventh day I rested but then I got bored and decided to go out for awhile.
Do I need a picture of my dick on my profile to prove I have one? Seems like allllllll the cool kids have pictures of their dicks DICK I guess I do.
Don't get ahead of yourself! Keep you nose to the ground. I grew up on earth. Not a bad place, if it wasn't for all the people and places and things that get in the way. I guess you can say I am anti-noun... But really it's up to you? Free will, make believe. Maybe I could pay for will, but I am broke.
I hate the word lifestyle. Too many letters. I don't live the lifestyle. I live life.
- things
- melodies
- deodorant
- Converse Shoes
- Coffee is good
Please note, chances are that I hate you and your type. Especially if you use the words scene, lifestyle, and hella.
I don't like the "term" scene. I "prefer" bloodbath, rape dungeoning, pokey time, thanksgiving, and bedtime.
How can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to say unionized.
I've actually been to band camp. True Story.
I say they, but what I really mean is them. GPS makes people stupid. Which explains why I keep getting mosquitoes in my room. Apparently, mosquitoes live the lifestyle.
And speaking of Li is about more than just sex. Style is about more than clothes. Lifestyle = Sex Clothes. There is a lot more going on outside the box. |=| See?
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