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LECHEROUS, DEPRAVED OLD CODGER seeks CUTE GIRL for ONE MONTH STAND.
That, ladies, is it in a nutshell.
I am not looking for commitment. I am not looking for love. I am CERTAINLY not looking for someone to create the next generation of the human race with (God forbid!).
I'm looking for someone to have some fun with.
So what do I call "fun"?
Well, the odd good meal in a restaurant. The odd trip to do something "interesting". A certain amount of harmess stupidity. Perhaps theatre or cinema. Who knows? Quite a bit of stuff, really.
Oh - and sex. Preferably extremely kinky and downright depraved, involving items ... well ... more normally associated with law enforcement, juvenile discipline, pet ownership, macrame and cattle ranching.
Yes - you'd have to be a fruitcake to go for this, but surely there must be SOME cute girls with a screw loose on this site
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