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If your weight is just 67 lbs pounds. Then you must just skin and bones. Skeketon like |
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Even fake people are people too..or are they.. |
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Me: how fake are you?
Reply: can i have a itunes card? |
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She looks so fake..CS tagged it as a bot. |
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Fake profile: she/he looks like a model. Weighs like a broom stick. Has all the kinks.. perfect.
Real profile: doesnt show her face (shy).. weighs like your average jane maybe more.. |
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Whats the difference between a fake and a plastic?
Answer: NONE..coz they are the same |
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Ugly..fugly..pug ugly..ugly..ugly..means one thing..you ugly |
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Sometimes..sometimes..God has a sick sense of humour. Coz it aint funny.. |
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At cluckin bell..with 50% more guano..if you come back..you're a moron
- GTA SA |
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Are you a sub?.... a submarine sandwich.. |
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We all lie..even wonderful jerry lies..
- liar liar |
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What do you call a biologist from bombay?...a bombaiologist. |
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How's about a discount card for chubby cheese's pizza emporiom..any subs interested??hmm..hmm |
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She's twice the size, twice the fun |
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Someone asked me bout a itunes card..no comprende |
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Fatov- " represents the russian spirit of alcoholism and sloth
- bart simpson |
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Gandalf with giant eagles in tow. says to the hobbits: come ride my bird(wink) |
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From the words of eric clapton
"And then she asks me do i look alright? And i say: Yes.. you look horrible ..biatch
- The Rock |
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What's good in bein lonely all the time? You get to drink lots and lots of alkihol all the time..cheers |
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A woman..that was a man..is a woman..but still a man |
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Fake..fake. fakersss..fakersss |
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Want bang..bang..baby fo only five dolla..me love you long time |
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Don't just view my profile..mail me...please |
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Is she real or not?? That was the final jeaopardy last night. |
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Shoop..shoop..be doop..shoop..be..doop |
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Oh ship i forgot the nuts...
8=====D |
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If she is too good to be true..either she is a scammer..bot or wait its a trap.. |
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Behind every beautiful woman picture in cs..is a man behind a computer. |
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Hello my lil naked chicken chalupa says the master to the slave.. |
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Sometimes..we all need a poo..to release all that negative energy..namaste |
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Scammers..scammers..everywhere says buzz to woody.. |
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Why does it say below when i post here..that i i came from my iphone? I use a samsung..dundun |
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Is she from louisiana? Coz she jus blew by you..gegege |
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Add a little spice..add a little kink..and you have one spicy meat..ball |
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