I'm not too manly to admit that my love for jigsaw puzzles.

"I'm really mad about a bad experience I had! *folds arms* I stamp it all over my profile that someone hurt me and that I'm not looking for anything on a BDSM site designed to meet people, but I don't want to talk about it. *huffs angrily* No, I don't want comforting! Fuck you, I don't want to talk about it! *scrunches face*  Gawd, these fucking wannabe DOMS are what make good sub women like me go to Dommes instead! I SAID I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!"

Ladies, don't be like this person. It's immature, unattractive, and frankly, nobody likes a mean-spirited attention seeker.  

Pro-tip for all you budding fake profilers and bot aficionados out there dreaming of scoring a quick buck from gullible saps: When you add your fake porn star profile picture onto your new fake account, be sure to remove the water mark from the corner of the image. Granted, your profile description is copy/pasted and horribly misspelled, and the photos from a high quality camera are of notable porn actresses only a pre-pubescent teenager couldn't recognize, but if you don't even bother to make the effort to earn your money then why should I even indulge your engineered plea for a real master?! Honestly, I don't even know if you're serious about wanting to scam me out of my money when you do things like this.

Kids these days.