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Correction ... there's no full punctuation available on messages. No apostrophes or brackets, which makes me look like an illiterate git. Ho and indeed hum. |
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Oooh! We can do journals again, brilliant! There's even punctuation.
Mustn't write anything hurtful, though, which seems a bit odd on this site, but there you go. |
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If there's any slaves out there fancy helping me re-decorate my flat then I'm all ears :-) |
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Funny things I've seen on here: number one in a series of one.
From "Nymphea"s profile ...
New line :"No longer looking! I am under protection".
First line of old entry: "I am a strong, confident and articulate woman."
So strong and confident that you need protection from people typing on the Internet. Yeah, if you say so :-)
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A journal entry of mine from 2010, which I think bears reposting.
Is it now a house rule that within a week of 'profilename' joining the site there will be a 'profilename1' claiming that the first one is a fake? Eff off, the pair of you! |
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Weird how "female subs" apparently just down the road from me seem to have no idea of my location when I give them the abbreviated postcode. If I didn't know better I'd think they were from an entirely different country :-) |
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All these New Users who are 18, and want us to be their Daddies. It's almost TOO good to be true :-) |
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I've just seen a profile which consists, in its entirety, of the following; "27/4 slave". :-) |
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Blimey! Right now, as I write this, at 10.30pm on a Sunday, there's a whole page of women online "now". How strange. I've never seen that before.
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ETA Including one "Bossman", who appears to have filled in the form wrong :-) |
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Heart-sinking Moments, Part 27: when "Who's Viewing Me?" is lit up in red, and it turns out to be a female domme from fucking Canada :-) |
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How many times do you see "I am under consideration" on a sub's profile? In reality, of course, it's the Dom who's under consideration :-) |
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Are there REALLY no young subs on here gagging for kinky sex with someone old enough to be their grand-dad? I know; I find it hard to believe as well :-)
Written on the 16th, but on my screen it has the date as the 11th, for some reason. If only I could find a way of turning the clock back about 40 years I'd be laughing. |
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UK subs (and what a great group they were), with "friends" exclusively from Texas and Spain .... what's all that about, then? |
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I don't know about the rest of you, but I always feel vaguely uneasy when a "female sub"s journal entries involve long, detailed stories which, if I didn't know better, read like a male's wank-fantasies :-) |
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Can't view full profiles today, for some reason.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, computers are rubbish and the internet doesn't work :-) |
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Well, well, well ... Collarme is back, albeit under a new name. They'll be dancing in the streets of Lagos tonight :-) |
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Another day, another let-down. Is it any wonder I've got a heart of stone? :-) |
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All this stuff about "broken dommes" just recently ... what's that all about? I never heard of such a thing until about 2 months ago, now you can't walk down the road without tripping over one. |
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"No timewasters!!!" Yeah, that'll stop them. They're sitting there thinking "Well, I was going to waste his time but I won't now" :-) |
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Weird and wonderful profiles, part 27 ..... "raftiekuntalisa"
Bee In Bonnet time, borderline incomprehensible, and much inadvertent use of the Caps lock button. Sample pearl of wisdom .....
"-brucie -PETE The common MO of the study of women with narcissistic behaviour,manipulative behaviours and pretentious submission Russian roulette. kuntameleon,butterfly dubmission ah Wah gift!Gift mi bumbo hole.Bo respick,respick u rarce clart....u sound like DJ john crow pon hyde poke corner from glouc! Ah ball fe pum pum,whilst I ena tear dun dat rarce,whisper in ah it yrs ole..." ... and so on. |
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Confession time.... I'm currently obsessed with Alice Levine, off of (sic) Big Brother's Bit On The Side. Yeah, I know it's a crap show, about an even crapper show, but there's just something about her that makes me feel like I've been plugged into the mains :-) |
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Lucky, or what? There's nothing to do at work, so had three days off (unpaid) ... and the sun is shining, just for me! :-) |
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Hmmmm.... watching the Diamond Jubilee Concert inspires me to a new form of torture - getting loopy sub-woman to perform an otherwise normal activity but whilst doing the hoola-hoop; on pain of death, or at least a good telling-off. |
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Is it now a house rule that within a week of 'profilename' joining the site there will be a 'profilename1' claiming that the first one is a fake? Eff off, the pair of you!
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World Cup Observation ...
... number One, in a series of One ...
The Crapper the team, the more elaborate and boring the Goal Celebration.
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I don't know how many times I have to point this out, but ...
Day 1) I am new on here
Day 2) I am under consideration
Day 3) I am now collared
... doesn't make you a sub, it means you're a gullible idiot. Here's the proof:-
Day 4) I have been sadly let down ..... (sniff) .....
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Suddenly a lot of profiles ending ........
"WARNING:
Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You DO NOT have permission .... etc".
So what are they going to do, sue you? I don't think so :-)
PS And as often as not they have the monumental effrontery to say "No cut-and-paste messages". I need not flog the point.
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"high im trying this ....most are a waist of time ...a pic would be nice [rearly]"
From a sub in Oxford. That would be Town, not Gown, then.
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Just seen another profile that makes the proud boast "I don't suffer fools gladly". Well, who does?
Ooooh, there's a fool ... I think I'll go over and have a chat with them. |
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Dull Spuds ...
people who put their location as "Here" or "In my house". How very hilarious.
Like kids who run up the down escalator 'Cor, I bet no-one's ever thought of doing that before!' |
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Now here's another curious thing .... profiles that say "no cut-and-paste messages". But how would they know, unless they had multiple profiles on here and compared and contrasted the message each gets? In which case you rather brought it on yourself. |
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Two curious things.
A) Profiles that are completely blank. Now what's the point of that?
B) Colour combinations that make the text almost unreadable.
Don't people look at their own profiles? Weird. |
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