Morally corrupt but otherwise loyal, sincere, brilliant, fastidious and forthright. Never-ever submissive in public around other men. Fuck those punks! I'm delicate here and there, because like a brain surgeon's soft touch, it's a sign of intelligence. All that being said, I'm a very good listener. That's the secret of my powers in this over-stimulated and over-sold world. And I'm not talking about the Netherworld of S&M. I'm talking about the over-stimulated and over-sold workaday world with its promises of blah, blah. blah. No wonder I rest in the shadows.

Really, if you want vulgarity and insincerity, just talk to your ruthless boss. Or turn on the television news. Collarspace is saintly in comparison. La-di-dah.