I see worlds of difference between "submit" as a verb, and "submissive" as a noun or adjective. I'm not fond of the noun or adjective variety, but a huge fan of a man who will submit to ME.
I'm highly complex, but not complicated.
I'm highly literate. Probably a grammar snob too.
I'm even more selective than I am literate.
Begging, pleading, groveling, sucking up, and otherwise indicating a mild, passive, doormat mentality are not cute. Wit, humor, wisdom, intelligence, and a well-rounded life ARE. I'm an executive - I appreciate someone who understands the same stresses that I have. If your job is no more complex than "Would you like to biggie size that?" we probably won't have much to talk about. If all you want to discuss is BDSM, go to a chat room.
Just to save us time: I am interested in friends and quality relationships ONLY. I am not a one-weekend wonder, nor a drive-by Domme. Summary: I am looking for a quality relationship based on mutual respect, affection, attraction, laughs and fun...that *includes* D/s, NOT the other way around.
I am also not interested in married men, watersports, "forced" anything, cuckolding, cross-dressers, slaves, pigs, mutant ninja turtles (teenage or otherwise), or miscellaneous self-described ilk. If what YOU like is not on MY list of favorites...do yourself a favor and keep looking - she's out there. She just ain't me.
BIG hint: Amuse me. You'll stand a much better chance of receiving a response. Also, if your email to me consists solely of how long you've been submissive, what YOUR favorites are, how much you'd like to serve ME (given that you don't even know me, you're in fantasy land), or BDSM only, I just flat out am not going to respond. Take my lack of response as a "No thank you, best of luck."
Okay, this just in from my best friend, and he quotes:
Good God Hunny,
What the hell do you have in your profile that is attracting these freaks? Between the unabomber and this guy, you might want to re-write your posting. Do you want some help? Let's see...hmmm..."Dominant 6' tall mistress with 4 inch spike heels and assorted other weapons of distruction requires strong total doms for her to teach a lesson to. Pantywastes, pussy-whipped and general psychos need not apply. I am the mistress for those special times when you are tired of the responsibility of being the Dom and are ready to relinquish to a mistress who will know full well how to take you in hand and give you the proper payback for all the beatings you have administered. No objection to coersion. Certified psycohs and little bitches need not apply. Submit your application in 100 words or less along with recent accurate photographic documentation of your face and some of the work you have done that you are proudest of."
Yes. I think that will do nicely. Cut, paste, and you are on your way.
