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| Nice to meet you. I'm looking for a clever, pretty girl who knows that she really shouldn't like this kind of thing. Shame on you, clever pretty girl!
I have tons of imagination and I spend a lot of time lost in my own thoughts. I'm kind, generous and caring, but I have been described as 'terrifying', which I secretly like. I'm pretty smart, but I can look like a buffoon to the untrained eye. A lot of people seem to have untrained eyes. I want success, but I don't measure it in money. I'm not driven by an insatiable lust for gold.
Sometimes I'm the life and soul, and at others I can't think of anything to say to anybody. I like to read and I also enjoy films (I studied film and became rather good at it) although TV is almost entirely rubbish. I'm a pretty good cook and try to learn new things all the time. I like the feel of my brain expanding (as in learning, not a stroke). I can do wonderful things with seafood. If you want to impress me, show me how to poach an egg properly. Mine always end up looking like box jellyfish. But less poisonous. I'm both naive and cynical, and I'm probably not half as clever as I think I am. My hair grows much too quickly and I produce a vast amount of body heat for some reason. I'm mercilessly polite. I love visiting distant places but hate sitting on beaches. I like long bus rides and train journeys. I hate to waste time. I like short sentences. I'm the most absentminded neatfreak you'll ever meet. And my French is a little rusty.
My perfect match is very pretty with an interesting face and nice eyes. Two, ideally. The kind that smile. And there's nothing hotter than a smart, challenging girl who likes to make me laugh. She must be full of ideas and passion. Tons of it! A few stories to tell wouldn't hurt either, since I like stories. She must also bake excellent cakes and enjoy cruelty.
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