Yes, my profile picture is a cake. Yes, I also have pictures of myself.
Yes, it was a delicious cake.
Impolite/presumptuous messages will be blocked/deleted with no reply.
Anyone 33+ will be deleted - no hard feelings! You're just outside my age range.
Message me like a person, not a fucktoy - because I'm not that to you yet.
Please send me a message before a chat invite, otherwise its likely I wont accept.
No, I didn't make the cake. How is that the first thing everyone asks.
11/4/2013 2:49:26 PM
I don't even want to think about the nightmare my computer has been recently, its been terrible!
Also bless the lil 16 year old boy who messaged me while I was gone. Shoo, kid.
10/3/2013 7:07:04 PM
Guys, if you're over 33 you go straight to my bulkmail, you know that, right?
9/29/2013 3:18:25 PM
Apologies to the dick who thought they could shame me with 'who would call you little' - I was in the process of uploading a picture to show how I'm not little!
9/29/2013 2:54:05 PM
And bless the fools who call me little girl, too.
9/20/2013 1:06:51 PM
Bless little men who confuse 'disgusted and creeped out' with 'intimidated and running'. Blessem.
9/20/2013 12:32:50 PM
If you reference 50 shades of grey in your username or message, you're going to be blocked because I don't want to deal with you.