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| 08/21/2011: Only looking for friends at this point.
No men.
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Concerning myself:
I am a recent college graduate, having just earned my BS in Psychology. I am looking next to work on my masters, and eventually my LPC, LMFT and PhD. At the moment, I'm working a full-time job back in my hometown of Cypress.
I am warm, kind, and devoted to others. Other peoples' happiness makes me happy, and I am difficult to anger. I seek a deep, intimite understanding and affection with all I am close with. I am very forgiving, and see beauty in odd places. My tastes are wide and eclectic in everything I fancy. Others might describe me as odd, but I'm comfortable being who I am and try to be understanding of others.
I enjoy other people. I enjoy video games with good plots. I enjoy horror in books and movies - and in, again, games. I enjoy observing the world and learning how it works. I enjoy the arts and intellectual practices, and am adept in most things I attempt. I attend anime conventions and I enjoy cosplaying.
Long term: I want to have S/someone who loves deeply and understands the importance of communication. I want S/someone who will love me as much as I love H/her. I want S/someone who is an affectionate, creative and intellectual match.
I would want to talk with S/someone for a bit before meeting H/her irl.
Anything else: I'm open for play partners as well, and dating for fun. Would still want to talk online for a bit first before an irl meeting.
No men.
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Reeeaaallllly been craving a good scene lately. It has been way too damn long. How do I know? When I start fantasizing about shit like having my fingers broken one by one in the car while spacing out, it has been too long. More than a bit ridiculous, and not conducive to driving. >>;
On that note, I don't even want to describe my dreams lately. 9__9; |
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In job-market limbo right now - I will probably need to wait a year to start working on my Masters, but either way I would most likely end up relocating and I don't know where I'll end up yet. It's a stressful ordeal - big life changes and all that jazz. Just the kind of stress that makes me crave Someone to take all the options away from me, yeah? So, been itching to scene lately, and my location isn't exactly conducive to finding other kinky lesbians... boo. |
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I recently had an older pair contact me with very forward remarks, then subsequently curse at me for being a lesbian. It's sad these people still exist. |
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Special.... I was so thrilled....
Hi id love to be your full toilet a few days..... please?? Tie me down and that is it, im ready to be used. d:) i pay cash too up front.
How many ways.... gracious, I hardly know where to begin. I get something like this every now and then, but never quite in this flavor... ugh. I wish this breed of asshole couldn't access the site.
This message is offensive. You seem to have a good few preconcieved notions - a few to begin with: 1) That I am interested in interacting with males. 2) That I would be interested in interacting with you. 3) That I am interested in scat play - a rarer kink, might I add. 4) That I am interested in your money, as if I were some tool to use to cater to your fantasy. You are a joke to the scene. You'd probably be happier just hiring a prostitute, since you seem to want to treat me like one - which is no way to start asking for favors, by the way, even if you were barking up the right tree.
He has no respect, no ettiquite, nothing. I deplore this brand of messaging idiots. I am not here as a means to please. Selfish, bullheaded asses... |
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What is with this weird spacing Collarme is suddenly using? I can't get it the way I prefer. Oh well. |
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Abhorrant sentance structure - which suprised me, since he looked like an oldster. >>
you cute
and sound like
ur crazy but fun
Oi. I haven't been too snarky towards males in a while, but eh. I'm actually sick right now, so I suppose my patience is short.
You cute, Ug! Me Ug, me have no sentance structure, Ug! Me no can read Tanutanu lesbian, Ug, so me pound chest to attract uninterested female in vain... Ug. >>
Meehhh.....
Last night, one of my friend's boyfriends called me at TWO AM to ask if I wanted to watch them have sex... So much wrong with that, apart from being sick, and it being two in the effing everliving morning. She knows I'm a lesbian. Why did she think that was okay? Oh yeah - they were on X. That's why. Brain wheee! *huge siiiiiiiigh at immature friend + boytoy* And the conversation was just so thrilling.
Ugh... Hello?
Hey, it's ---------'s boyfriend. Are you into some kind of freaky shit?
...... what?
It wasn't much better from there. HUGE. UGH. My friend is getting a serious talking to, for so many reasons. *eyeroll and back to bed* Effing meathead males..... christ..... |
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I'm far too tired and pissy to be understanding today with male posters (I've been fine with the polite and curious - they don't get posted, but neatly and politely replied to - but this male's a brazen one). That, and I'm trying to get over the double-blow stressors of hurricane Ike tearing through my town and my girl leaving me. No, nothing drama heavy - I don't really do drama - but I still don't feel much like gabbing about the whole schpeel in a public journal.
So here's something short and entertaining:
Hi there, you are really sexy, I hope this is not too forward, but reading your profile really started to turn me on a bit, Do you really mean everything in it, or is part of it just there because it sounds hot?
Seems like a pickup line, ne? His username was even a compounded pseudo-acronym of "Hard because of you". I don't even care about his motive - like I said, tired and pissy. I replied simply:
It is too forward. You didn't really read my profile, obviously, or you'd have seen how much I detest messages like this. I hope you're just fishing by mass-posting, for my own sake (you obviously don't care about being too forward or pissing me off - anything for a chance to get laid, male). It'd be hard to reconcile your kind of pigheaded idiocy existing in the world with myself. Fuck off - I'm far too tired to deal with you.
I'm rarely this brash, but I don't feel he needs to particularly know that. Hell do I care if he thinks I'm a bitch, anyway.
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Looks like I was right. He never read my profile - a minute after I replied I got a new "Who's viewing me?" Three guesses on who it was.
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He maturely decides to lie and passive-aggressively insult me. Think of this as you will:
no i read it before, and i was just hoping you were bi and wrote lesbain on there so guys wouldn't bother you, but you clearly do hate men.
Hehe. "Lesbain." I know, I'm being childish, but still, what's not to refute in this reply?
The hell would you post a "bi" female if you suspected she didn't want guys to bother her? Selfish dog.
So I feel insulting. -shrug- Tired and pissy. Which is also why I blocked him at this point. Wasted energy and such. I think I ought to go to bed, what with stressors lately - things always look better in the morning.
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Today I recieved another keeper. As always, I'll withold the username. Enjoy.
Hey how is it goin. If my picture isn't showing up yet let me know I am fairly new here. I travel a lot with work and am always in your area so we should chat it up. In fact I should be out there in the next month or so. I am looking for a woman I can explore with and get to learn more about the lifestyle. Eventually I would be open to support emotionally, financially, and intimately if that was wanted. I am looking for a girl who wouldn't mind a little guidance in her life. I am single and looking for a friendship to a commited relationship hopefully. Anyways you look great and I think we could have a great time together. I am fairly new to this lifestyle but so far have been able to dominate a couple of girls for several months each. I am learning every day but I think I can find a great mix of being a sweet romantic guy and also a complete dominating man. I would love to get to know you more and see if you would make a good partner for me. I love going out and partying and I love being alone together at the house. I have a full time job of running a pool business and own a house in Duluth. Let me know what you think and the best way to get in touch with you and we'll see what kind of trouble we can get in to. Greg
Yup. Cute, as human nature, and understandable, but in a kind of a dumb-puppy way. I understand that he is just another fallible male, but also that dumb-puppies need to be told no in a firm manner if they're to learn aaaaanything. I don't mind scolding puppies, but it doesn't hurt me more than it hurts them. I hit below the belt. I rather enjoy it, in fact. Maybe I should look into fixing that about myself. Ah well. I responded:
Greg -
Do you just have this speech saved somewhere, so that you can copy and paste it whenever you see a female that strikes your fancy? I do hope so, because if you wrote all that on the spot, you completely wasted your time. I fear to think you would bother to type up such a schpeel when you didn't even bother to take a look at my profile. Take a look there for a second. Even in the incomplete profile, what does it say? "Lesbian?" We can type, but can we read? Or maybe you did read it, and chose to disregard it. How nice. I did take the courtesy to look at your profile, however, upon recieving your message. I figured, "Nah, if this guy owns a house and a business he ought to know better than to make such a pigheaded mistake, right?" I hate to take the old 'bitter-lesbian' standby, but "pigheaded" might just be right. Your house is hideously kempt. Is it really a house? I'd think there'd be more room for all your huge piles of unmitigated trash. Why would you want to show potential subs that you live in such squalor? You show a weak will, Greg, and hardly any forethought, and I doubt you're competant enough a supposed Dom to offer "guidance" to anyone.
~Tanuki-chan
He kind-of came off to me as one who's interested in the scene, but really just needs a good straight girlfriend to knock him into shape. He's in little condition to do any knocking himself, methinks. He was polite in his message, at least, even if it was extremely rude and bordering on faux pas to message a lesbian in such a way. Ah well, I'm tired. |
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This one was amazing. Everything below is copied and pasted. He really sent this message to me. *sighs, presses the 'save changes' button, and goes to get some tea*
You are pretty ! Very prety ! I'd like to get to know you ! Let's start with dinner/lunch ! Nick 979 256 9487 :-)
Here is my response:
From broken-down samurai trainee to supposed shinobi trainee: You. Fuckwit. You state in your own journal that you would never want a man to contact you, yet here you are, blindly pounding the message button like a gorilla to contact a lesbian switch who is just about as interested in a hetero relationship as you are in a homosexual one. I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt at first, like I do with all on this earth, so I looked up your profile. Your dogma made me wrinkle my nose in distaste. You seem to do nothing in your little brain but rationalize the things considered in your religion to be wrong, that you happen to like, like BDSM, to make it seem okay, and yet take every little thing that makes you uncomforatable and cry out 'abomination' like the rest of you blind, selfish, uber-Christian lambs. All of your 'logic' that I read seemed to be an outstanding cry to rationalize everything you like and form some sort of belief system to make it make sense to you. The ignorant, radical brand of uber-Christians are an annoyance in my everyday life. Who else, for what ever reason, does these kinds of things to other human beings? You yell at the rest of the 'sinners' in the street and try to force them to do something that they do not want to, under the pain of your 'hell.' Christianity and Islam are the only religions in this world I have ever had to 'put up' with. No other religion on this earth have I ever seen strike down people who believe in something else, simply for that reason, somehow twistedly in the name of you God and Savior which supposedly believe in peace, love and happiness. I don't believe it for a second, though. I suppose you have never studied your Bible, yet you probably own three or more. I have, despite being Buddhist. Please, little shinobi-boy, take a look for me, peer into Leviticus and see where your hateful dogma was birthed from and all the nonsense that was written with it.
This boy made me weary. Ugh. The things on his journal, stating his 'logic', were like childish imaginings of a middle-schooler who is trying to make sense of the world. Yet this one states that he firmly believes this and expects every other human being to have come to the same conclusion. I love humans, I really do - I promise I do. I wouldn't be a Buddhist in my field of study if I did not. Yet, like many mothers feel towards their children, I expect, there is much frustration at times with such individuals as this one.
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He responded, it seems:
I did not read that. Shinobi is not a broken down samurai, you idiot. Good luck going down !
Childish little thing. Oh well. I responded:
I, let me repeat that, I am a broken-down samurai trainee. During my training I became unable to continue due to bodily problems, and my father, a fully-fledged samurai of twenty years, forbade me to continue my training. I am fully aware of what a shinobi or kunoichi is, boy, and doubt you are ninja of any kind. If you were, I would not expect you to be so insipid. Do not insult my intelligence so idly.Your immediately insulting nature is so childish - are you truly twenty-seven, orokana no sukoshi shounen? I am loathe to accept that one of such age would be so ignorant and foolish.
It seems, however, that the "shinobi" subsequently blocked me after sending his own message. My response did not go though. One can think of this as he/she will.
Though conversations like this frustrate me, they amuse me a bit as well. I see childishness to be cute, and many other silly human traits to be cute. I do not aim to argue with these individuals, but as a student of psychology, I can see how I wish to draw more out of them. It's an interest of mine and I don't think I can deprive myself of it. <3 |
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I shall start my journals by posting the messages of males who do not heed my wishes and message me, advertising themselves or with the intention to eventually do so. Here is the first message I've decided to post:
Good evening Lol I like your profile straight to the point! I am 6'2'' 210lbs I have tons of photos in profile I have perfect white straight teeth colgate smile lol. I am an engineer oil and gas so Im not your typical collarme idiot that can't spell worth a damn haha. Besides being dominant i am pretty normal no drugs don't smoke social drinker a bit of a health nut i lost alot of weight last year and plan on staying healthy. Anyways take a look at my profile see if you might be interested in getting to know me and have a great day hope to hear from you soon. I am looking for long term tpe as well.
Here is my response:
You may be able to spell, LOL, but you can't read, LOL, and are hardly firm enough in your self-image, LOL, to put together a serious message without using an LOL. Or proper punctuation, for that matter. Apparantly I'm not important enough to warrant any of that.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
I'm hardly impressed and cannot take you seriously. You tell me, boldfaced, that you are not some collarme idiot. I do believe, in that case, that we have different definitions of what makes up such a person. You said you read my profile, but you did not seem to notice that I politely requested that no men contact me. Did you think you were some sort of exception, like you were special, that my request cannot possibly apply to a perfect, hunky guy like you? I couldn't possibly mean you, right? Yes, I do. Lesbian = lesbian. You = collarme idiot.
I hope that you, and the multitudes of similar collarme males learn better to respect a girl's right to not be insulted, as if I do not know what I want. I know what I want, and it is not you, nor any of the other collarme males that post to me every day, either failing to read my profile or outright ignoring it.
Men, I eat the inconsiderate of your kind for breakfast, and you all have nothing for me in a BDSM relationship. That means all of you. I have many male friends, let me stress that; FRIENDS. That is all you have the potential to be to me, other than a humorous journal post. Females are a different creature to me altogether. Even if a female commits a faux pas equal to the like, she remains pretty much just as innocent in my eyes. Yes, it's a double-standard. No, it's not fair. But my overpowering preferance for females is not 'fair.' That's why it's called a preferance. |
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| Age: 24 |
| London,
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