In the category "what could a perfect evening be like":

 If you would like an evening that begins with dinner, continues at the opera or theater and ends with a spanking, then I'm your man. If you would like to start playing in the middle of a good jazz or rock concert, that can happen too. Let me know.

I feel myself here as Aladdin in the Cave of Wonders. The wondrous lamp I am looking for would be a respectful top, bottom or switch whose interest encompass but go beyond BDSM, with all the other mistresses and dominants conspicuously looking down their beautiful noses at potential subs and presumably bogus subs cast as the alluring jewels; those I mustn't touch lest the cave crumbles around me.

Yes, I have a penchant for the overly dramatic. I'm not sure one should apologize for that. Life needs romance.