I didn't write it, but how true it is...

If you give a brat a spanking,
she's going to want it to be OTK.
If you place her over your knee,
she's going to ask for a soft pillow to lay her head on.
If you refuse to give her the pillow,
she's going to ask that she be able to keep her panties on.

After chuckling at that request and promptly removing said panties,
she's going to ask that you "just use your hands."

This is a good time to remind her exactly who is in charge of this spanking by
applying the aforementioned hand firmly on her now bared bottom.

If you give a brat a few warm up swats with your hand, she's going to ask you if you have been taking spanking lessons from her
grandmother.

You just smile sweetly and continue with the warm up. She will then announce that she would really appreciate it if you would get started as she has things to do.

If you gently rub her bottom with one hand while reaching for the paddle
with the other, she's going to ask you if you have noticed that the hairs on your leg are getting thinner. "Must be poor circulation due to aging."

Having heard that comment you begin swatting with the paddle,
at which time she's going to ask you
to please let her know when you are finished
so she can get started on a quilt she was planning to make.

If you paddle a brats bottom(long enough)
she will eventually start to squirm, begging and pleading for it to be over. This is a good time to remind her of her previous bratting and of your numerous warnings, and that yes, you will let her know when its over.

As the paddling continues she will no doubt become very sincere with her requests to please stop the "vicious assault" on her now extremely sore bottom. She will promise to NEVER be bratty again.

This LIE will earn her a dozen more swats.

Eventually the bratting will stop(for now),
at which time the spanking will be over(for now).

Once the spanking is over, she's going to ask to climb into your lap for hugs and cuddles. As you sit there holding her and whispering soothing words in her ear, she will start to settle down and relax a little.

And just as you're thinking what a sweet little brat she is, she's going to say "It's okay honey, I read somewhere that its normal for a man to lose stamina as they get older."

Now is the time to take a deep breath,
placing the brat back over your knee. And just remember, If you give a brat a spanking......................
she's going to want another one.