As you can see it has been a while since my last Journal update. Reasons for my absence are explained in my previous post.
I am sorry to say that the standard of slave applicants is just as bad, if not worse, in 2012 as it was in 2010.
Consider this, any slave wishing to impress me would take the time to read my profile in its entirety and my journal. They would see how every previous slave has completely failed to impress and they would see the reasons why. You would think therefore this would give them an advantage - being able to see why previous slaves failed.
You would be wrong.
I just had a message from a slave offering himself as a financial slave, this barely 30 seconds after I had logged into this website. I thought I would humour him and asked him to write 500 words on what financial slavery means to him and why it appeals. I had thought of asking for 1500 words. After all, any school student is capable of writing 1500 word essays at the age of 13-14 if not younger. So surely asking a grown man, who is desperate to impress would easily be capable of writing 500 words.
You would be wrong.
He managed 120 words, and 22 of those were this classic final line:
"I am not sure it is 500 words but I can do more if you need to be accepted as a pig"
He could not even be bothered to do a word count to make sure he had achieved what I asked of him. And 22 words of the 120 were actually him admitting he was too lazy to write 500 words and to lazy to count how many he had written.
I see another message from him in my inbox, now where is that block button. |