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after that last entry, how many of you did a search for GymBob? hehehehehehehe |
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I hate to break it to you all, but I have a new man in my life. He's a constant, makes my thighs ache, my ass hurt, and I sweat like no other when I am with him and sometimes, when he is finished with me, I feel like throwing up. And I *always* walk away from him weak in the knees and breathing hard. He hurts me in ways I never thought I could hurt. I love it.
His name? GymBOB.
(get it, gym as in going to the gym..BOB as in battery operated boyfriend. It was funny in my head). |
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ok, where in here did it say "pain slut with no limits"?
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Apparently, I can survive for one minute 22 seconds when chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor. I ROCK!
http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/index.php |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA...are you SERIOUS!?! |
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ok, I just looked up Submissive in the dictionary. Oddly, it does not say that a synonym is "idiot". I'm smarter than the average human...please don't treat me as though I were vapid. |
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wow! Lookit me! I've got admirers!! Funny, I've not talked to most of you. Why the hell do you admire me? My profile does not even say jack crap... |
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I'm big on semantics, people...be careful how you phrase questions.
"are you willing to relocate to ______ now?" No, because I don't know any of you...
"are you willing to come serve me?" no, not right now. Again, I don't know you.
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I'm sticking with you
'Cause I'm made out of glue
Anything that you might do
I'm gonna do to....
Anyone know that song? |
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