So, who the fuck was in charge of this Mayan Apocalypse anyway? WTF?!? Here I am, sitting in the middle of 4 years of food with a garage full of gas cans and diesel fuel with about a million rounds of ammo, locked and loaded.... and all we get is a bitty little snow storm?!? I want to see a manager!
How the fuck am I supposed to take all this shit I bought prepping back to Walmart? It's past the 30 day refund period?
I want Armageddon now, Muthafuckas! |