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Lillwinters47
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This profile is bare for a good reason - Almost everyone on this website is a deranged nut in some way or other. Another reason is the lack of options. Why is the ethnicity Alien Gray not available?
I have an aversion to such people. With that in mind Ill normally contact first, as soon as I have assessed you are probably not one of the aforementioned nuts, although I have been wrong before. Many times.
One caveat to that is all the cam models. I have no desire to see you beat a squirrel to death with an Xbox 360 controller on webcam. And I certainly wont pay to watch it. However, if you have an ant farm of the species oecophylla smaragdina and a good singing voice I might reconsider.
All I will say here is that in the past ten years I have completed four out of five rehab programs, and I have a really nice car, although I dont currently have legal access to it. I also hope you need sex really bad, because really bad sex is my speciality. I am looking for a woman who will accept me for who I am, a deranged kidnapper, and thought this would be the ideal site.
By profession I am a private detective, currently taking a break after my last case. The case of the bloody knife. It cost me the woman I loved, and six months in a decompression chamber.
I became a private detective after my time in the army as a special forces soldier. Unfortunately the special forces training ruined my sex life, as I was trained to get in and out without anyone noticing.
Im here for friends. Friends. Yes friends, of the online variety, or offline if you are within proximity to me.
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Everything wrong with 50 Shades in 18 minutes or less.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atfIIDZRk9E
Be entertained, be very entertained. |
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It Is The Absolute Verifiable Truth & Proven Fact
That Your Belly-Button Signature Ties
To Viviparous Mama.
http://timecube.com/ |
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So, ok. I just got into an extended discussion with someone on this very here website. The topic? Suicide, and the rights and wrongs thereof. It was a weird one, I have to admit. But two very important conclusions were reached.
1. I am a bitch, and everyone hates me.
2. Suicide is ALWAYS wrong!
ALWAYS!
Unless, of course, someone wants to smoke. Or wants to drink booze every night. Or wants to eat crappy fried food every day, take drugs, not exercise enough, or drive a little too fast. Then suicide isn't really suicide is it? Suicide is doing something that kills you and those things are.. well... we won't get into that...
So, ok, once more. Suicide is a little different from those things. Suicide, the intent of taking your own life due to depression, is due to an actual illness. It's due to extreme suffering the like of which non-depressives can't really understand, and more often than not it is an act of desperation.
Sitting on your arse all day drinking beer and eating fries, while doing nothing more strenuous than WATCHING other people play sports, is fine of course. In this day and age who really understands the link between eating shit, not exercising, and cardiac/vascular diseases? I mean it's not as if there are any information campaigns trying to teach people that shit is there? No, behaving this way and then dying at 47 is a noble thing to do, compared to actually suffering from an illness which is no way self inflicted.
Death is lifes way of saying "you're fired". Suicide is your way of saying "I quit". The same destination awaits everyone, a few people decide they want out early, and a lot have good reason to. So less judgmental crap from people who've never really experienced depression please. |
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Ok, if you're having a really good day, and your day is so wonderfully good and full of life that you just can't stand it due to the happiness, I recommend reading 'I have no mouth, and I Must Scream' by Harlan Ellison. You'll be depressed again in no time! |
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Roses are red,
Violets are glorious.
Don't play hide & seek
With Oscar Pistorius. |
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Now, rant coming...
Seriously for a second, I've noticed certain things while trawling this website. I'm no slouch in psychology and I'm incredibly perceptive in certain ways. Thus I have noticed a few things that a lot of you really need to consider:
1. I see a lot of profiles that say things like "One liners will be ignored" or "I will only respond to proper messages". You're on a site where 90% of the profiles are spammers, bots, or people who don't know what they want or what they are doing here. After someone has sent a few novellas out to people who looked interesting only to have that person just not even bother with a "go away" it tends to get difficult to find the enthusiasm to type up such messages. If someone sends a decent message - reply to them, even if just to say no.
2. 50 Shades of Grey is a fantasy. If you are waiting around for the guy or girl out of that stupid book to show up then you're as stupid as someone waiting for Batman to come swinging through the window. If you're after "the one", the perfect person, the man/woman who will look exactly how you imagine, be filthy rich with his/her own helicopter, get horny at the exact same time as you do, like exactly the same things as you do, never snore, talk with their mouth full or dribble in their sleep then I think it's time you grew up a bit and accepted that the world isn't like that. You find people, and if you and they can share moments of joy and good company that really should be enough. If you find a partner who you can live with, who is good to you, and you have a happy (but not idylic) life together then fucking stay with that person! If you spend your life chasing fantasies you're going to spend a good chunk of your life unhappy and dealing with a craving you'll never be able to fulfill.
3. Guys in particular: If someone tells you "goodbye" then pestering them is only going to confirm to them that they were right to use that terrible terrible word on you.
4. Submissive guys in particular: I notice a lot of rants about the predatory scam artists who claim to be "financial dommes". Yes, terrible isn't it. Women (or men pretending to be women) who are laughing all the way to the bank with your money because you can't control yourself when the hormones get into your blood. But a few of the dommes I've had the pleasure of conversing with here have told me, with absolutely no ambiguity, that many subs start just offering them money to "sweeten the pot", and make them more attractive than other subs. If leaving raw meat around your part of the beach then don't whine when sharks show up to feed! |
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I just read this, and thought it might interest a few of you....
"This has been bugging the hell out of me ever since I tried my hand at being a submissive last summer.
Instead of running into powerful men who could make you whimper with just a steady gaze that tells you if you're being a good girl for him or not, I ran into angry little boys who think that humiliating a female and ordering her about with rough hands or s to whack her with and break into her skin makes them a Dom.
Guys, if you're truly looking to be a Dom, the first thing you need to know is--whether you like it or not, your submissive is just as much of a person as you are. Their feelings matter as much, their skin is just as tender, they bleed just as quickly. These submissives are trusting you with their lives, in most instances. This is being given willingly by them, and you need to acknowledge that; a true Dom doesn't need to order, he merely needs to request with his voice or a gesture or even a look, and if your submissive decides she wants to serve you in the ways you require, she'll be the one to give you that control. If you need to SEIZE control of her, you're not her rightful owner.
Submissives are the ones giving you control of them. Get that straight.
Before you embark on this journey, sit your ass down and ask her to discuss her limits--soft, and hard. Do not surprise her with a fist up her ass, or with hair pulling, or spitting, or caning. These are things that should be discussed. If you're curious to try something, ask her if she would be okay with experimenting on it with you--DO NOT SURPRISE HER WITH IT. One stupid mistake, like inviting your friend over to watch you fucking her, or videotaping things she has no idea about, or inserting s she has not discussed with you beforehand can ruin what could otherwise be a loving sub/dom relationship.
Please, gentleman, just as you would like your sub to be clean, we need you to shower. Please do not order a sub to lick your smelly ass if you have not properly cleansed yourself...unless that's her little scat fetish, then you both do you.
There are just too many angry little boys out there looking to take their rage towards society/their boss/their mothers/women in general out on innocent subs, and you just ruin the whole fantasy for those of us that actually want to try it out. It's just as bad as losing your virginity to someone who practically raped you, and--in some instances, just the fucking same as that.
Communication, understanding, respect, and honesty are key. Also, scrubbing your ass and balls, please.
This has been a public service announcement from a chick frustrated by the idea of an angry little man with a belt in his hand and some Oedipal issues he should be talking to a therapist about thinking he's a Dom. Stop it.
Thank you."
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Just a wild idea, but if you are here at a place like this don't try to pretend you aren't looking for some sort of personal interaction with other people.
This is symptomatic of histrionic personality disorder, or alternatively you are a scam artist. |
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Happy leap year day thingy everyone!
Here is my tip for this special day; do not, under any circumstances, do a google image search for "human tail".
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