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**WARNING, ENTERING MY WORLD WILL CAUSE** *but not limited to* **THESE SIDE EFFECTS!! ANGER. JEALOUSY. LUST. PASSION. LIGHT HEADEDNESS. FATIGUE. DIZZINESS. CONFUSION. LAUGHTER. HAPPINESS. UPSET STOMACHE. MIGRAINE**
# Call me Neuro, please n thanks!!!
Single Mother of 4. **NO I will not discuse my children** I live in Waldorf, MD. **NOT** Bowie. But it didn't have my city as an option. Can't blame them though, Waldorf is crapples for reals.
I'm 5'2" n weigh 241lbs, yes I have a tummy, yes I have stretch marks (my battle scars), I have cellulite. I am a **BBW** I'm happy w/my body. I have 2tattoos, n 3piercings. I do want more, eventually will get more. I have so many different looks. A woman of **MANY** faces. One for each of my personalities, I'm a Gemini. Yes **IN ALL WAYS**
*Stubborn n hard-headed
*Hyper n indecisive(at times)
*Can get very mean w/my words.
*Uber Lovable, but can be a total **CUNT** lol
*Innocent yet Tempting
*Seductive
*Faithful
*Loyal
*Bluntly Honest
*Big Hearted
*I give way too much more than I ever receive.
## To define "what I am" by only ONE title is impossible.
I'm a variety of things. But I suppose I'd fit somewhere between a little, brat n submissive. Even though I do have an aggressive side as well.I tend to sometimes push the limits to see what I can get away w/, I have also, on many occasions tried to use my powers of seduction to get what I want (or so I've been told lol), I don't like not getting my way. Change makes me nervous. New things are intriguing. I love learning new things, that not so much w/trying new things. But if I Trust you, then know I'll always give you my all. I Love whole heartedly, fall quickly n dream big..... don't abuse the Trust, I don't give second chances. Once you break my trust, you don't get it back.
## I BLUSH LOT WHEN HEATED, good n bad heated, BE SURE YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE FENCE.
## RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME
*I collect Stuffed Monkeys. I literally have over 90 of them lol
*I sing in public n yes I will even dance lol music is the blood in my spirit n my voice is the heartbeat.
*I'm a child at Heart. Crayons, Coloring book, cartoons just a start.
*I love playgrounds. Slides, swings, junglegyms,
*I'm not a good swimmer. N I'm terrified of the ocean
*Clowns freak me out. I love Carnivals but had n experience when I was younger so no clowns to me.
*Mascots seriously give me the heebeegeebees for reals.
*Jelwery...I have tons of it, I also make it
*I have a huge collection of stickers
*I am a total girl when it comes to Make-Up n Nail Polish
*I Love taking pics.
## I'm the Selfie Queen
(I get bored n my monkeys don't make for good camera men.)
*I have O.C.D. when it comes to certain things. Like pic taking. I will take over 30pics but only approve like maybe 5.
*My mouth has **NO** filter, meaning I say things w/out holding back. **NO** matter what the conversation.
*I Love to travel, but haven't been anywhere outside of Waldorf in a few years. Aside from Ocean City October12-14th, 2013.
## I'M VERY DAMAGED N HAVE SERIOUS TRUST ISSUES. I'M STILL TRYNA FIND MY WAY IN THE KINK WORLD SO PLEASE DON'T RUSH ME. THANKS
## ON A SERIOUS SIDE
I have Genital Herpes. I'm not ashamed of this. I have been judged, called names, n even harassed because of it. I understand n respect the fact that it's a turn off for most ppl. But ya don't need to get ignorant n be a jerkoff. Just because I flirt w/ya, or think your attractive **DOES NOT** mean so wanna bone ya. Most times I'm just doin it to have fun n make ppl laugh.
*smiles sweetly*
I'm studying for my GED, n at this current time I'm unemployed. I'm not lookin for a Sugar Daddy (nothing in life is for free. N I won't ask for it) I don't know what to expect from this site anymore, but am hoping for some1 that will enjoy my company, jokes, laughter, n well just all of me. I've learned that I am, at times, a lot for some ppl to handle. I'm loud, weird, awkward, intense...like **over intense!!!** I'm sexual, perverted, shy yet very outspoken (when I warm up). I get along w/males more so than females. Females tend to get jealous n judgey of me lol.
## If I find it lying around. ITS MINE!!!
## If I want it. I WILL GET IT!!
## If I'm playin w/it. ITS MINE!!
## If it Sparkles, Shines, Twinkles or Lights up. ITS MINE!!!
PERSONAL SIDE
My last Daddy/Dom was abusive, n I was naive n young. He n I were together for about 6years, it was it was mostly bad.
I was interested in the LifeStyle way before he came along. I guess I realized as a growing adult I wasn't normal lol "vanilla" sex is so fucking boring!!!.. I love the way I am. But I've yet to find someone that can satisfy my sexual appetites as well as mental n emotional.
*I'm into a lot sexually...but it all depends on the situation, n person I'm w/**
*making out
*being spanked
*having my hair pulled
*giving n receiving bite
*my ass being worshipped (rubbed, kissed)
*seducing n or teasing (any form of teasing, it's more interesting that way)
*being whipped or flogged
*I enjoy reading erotica while I ride my viberator
I don't have a *"type"*...but am very fond of Tattoos, Piercings, Musicians n Singers (a Man that can wear eyeliner better than I,
## FUCK ME YES SIR DADDY!!!
*clears throat n straightens the hem of my skirt* I'm ok, just had a moment.... Also Domanance, n Maturity. **HUMOR IS A MUST** I'm **very flirty** by nature...but I do have self respect n respect of others. I don't mess w/men that are already w/someone. I am not "no" to the media's definition of the word. I will not just submit to Mr. Tom, Dick or Harry that comes along because they call themselves a Dom/Daddy. I **WILL** test you n do my research. Don't be fooled. I may look innocent, n for the most part I am. But I **WILL** let my claws go n FUCK a person up if they cross me.
## I GIVE WHAT I GET
## I PLAY THE GROUP GAMES FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY, JUST BECAUSE I SAY "FUCK" DOES NOT MEANT I WILL SUBMIT TO YOU
If you fall into these categories please don't mail me
*Start off the convo w/one word lines.
*Call me "sexy" or "baby".
*Ask for my number off the bat. My number is an extension into my personal life, which I keep very closed. **IF** I do give you my number, it's because I like what you're about n actually wanna keep you close. I don't just give my number out. **RESPECT THAT**
*Are fulla yourself n think you're God's gift to women. Being confident is awesome...but cocky isn't attractive. (*again, I will test you n you will lose*)
*Can't take a joke or a bit of sarcasm. Humor is a must to me. I am always tryna find ways to make ppl laugh.
THINGS I WILL NOT TOLERATE
*Fake ppl
*Liars
*Drama of any kind
*Ignorance of any kind. *if you do not understand something, ask n educate yourself* there's not need to try n make others dislike themselves because you're an idiot.
## I don't judge. But I will be 100% honest on how I see things
I know my pics aren't considered "kinky", "BDSM" or whatever....I don't take many of them....but when I do, I'll add them. I'll also add more of my fetishes later.
# now my quiz thingy results
Submissive (100%)
Dom or Domme (75%)
Master or Mistress (50%)
Slave (50%)
Switch (50%)
Sadist (38%)
Top (25%)
Vanilla (25%)
Masochist (13%)
Bottom (0%)
Thank You for taking the time to read my little "hello"
*blows a sweet kiss*
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