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HOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE that caused you to pause, then well, at least I know your paying attention. Paying attention is ALWAYS a good thing. Being a switch, I DO understand the importance from both sides, concerning paying attention... and lets face it, these days... it's probably the cheapest thing we can afford to pay.
Well lets see, I know how I am going to do this I think!
1. I am single, never married... shocking I am sure, but nope, never stood in front of a judge...ummm ... well not with intentions of making my best friend my permanent playmate.. tho I have stood in front of judges in my youthful past (K-Mart Security was just watching WAYYYYYY too close)
2. I have not fathered ANY, ZIP, ZEEEEEEEEEERO CHitl... err Childrens... I KNOW this for a fact. The REASON I know this is that well if you had known my childhood version... and had a child by me, I believe I'd be in front of a judge again pleading over that fact that NO, my spawn were not delivered by Satan....
3. I have NO PETS... the reason for that is simple. Apartment life and pets, are kinda cruel to both... right now, being pet-less, I don't have to worry about asking someone to watch over my critters. Personally I find I like Goats, they can mow a lawn, butt into intruders etc... I like Cats and Dogs (Personally I want a MUTT, you know a mix between a German Shepard, a Rottweiler, a Lab, and a Australian Sheep Dog and a Chihuahua ...I think those dogs have funny accents when they talk)
4. If you hadn't guessed, I am into SPANKING... Yes, that old reliable situation where one's buttocks are in the air getting a good old fashioned SMACKING, over and over and over ... whether it be by hand. belt, switch, paddle etc... and being a dominant Switch, I PREFER to give (After all, it IS better to give than receive) however, I know, understand and recognize, that there are times that I need to receive as well for whatever reasoning... oh by the way, NOT ALL SPANKING IS ABOUT SEX!!!!
5. Sorry, I am NOT into blood play, knife play, scat, etc...
6. I LOVE the fact that there are SO MANY kinksters in the world. SO many things to learn, so many different perspectives... Growing up in my family, we were taught this adage... "Thank you Lord for making us all so wonderfully different, otherwise what a awfully boring old planet this would be"!
7. If you'd like to "Friend" me, please, before hand, chat with me, I can be found on Yahoo Messenger under the same screen name and I don't just arbitrarily add folks without first asking their permission, it's called respect.
8. I am a fun loving, smiley kinda guy. I'd rather make smiles as I am lazy like that, most folks it just takes waaaayyyyyyy too much effort to piss off. When I wake up, instead of my thoughts being OH GOOD GRIEF!!! Time to get outta bed, thoughts like "WOW!!! I MADE IT!!! I'm still breathing AIR"! I like to be of positive thought and actions, life is too damned short to waste on negativity. Want a friend, then be a friend! That type of general thinking (I know, I know, even in my 20's, I was told I had been born 50 years too late)
9. Kinky Friendship is NOT just about Kink! Kinksters are just like most other folks, they have OTHER THINGS THEY LIKE TO DO OTHER THAN ....well BE KINKY! I KNOW this to be factual as I myself love to garden, cook, watch movies, sing, read, web surf, chat, talk on the phone with family and friends (Tho I really don't care to do that very often, at my job I wear a headset all day long and ...meh..) I like to make things outta wood (I heard ya chuckle, you read the word "Wood" in a Beavis voice didn't ya??) Shelving's, planters, etc.... I like to watch TV, take walks, snowball fights, go for long drives whether it be in my truck or on my scooter. I like beer (Your welcome, that song will be in your head for a while, get used to it hehehehe) tho I am not an avid drinker... I like to listen to the radio (Working overnights I USUALLY listen to CoasttoCoastAM... I miss Art Bell, George Noory is good, but the other two fellers, I really don't care for) I like to strum on my guitar, sing Karaoke. I LOE MUSIC, from Classical, to New Age, To Rap, to R & B, to CLASSIC Rock and Classic Country and Bluegrass and oh yeah, Southern Gospel! 4 Part harmony ROCKS!!!
10. I got off the "Fashion Train" about 21 years ago... I wear overalls, no I am NOT A farmer, I am part Hillbilly and part Hick... Overalls are easy to "drop" when the situation show's it is needed, tons of pockets for carrying tools etc... In the Winter, they help keep the heat in and furring the Summer, well all one has to do is loose the side buttons and catch a breeze and they one is instantly cooled down without ending up with an arrest record that includes public nudity! SPEAKING OF NUDITY!!!! I AM a bit of a nudist, in my home or sometimes at Mazo Beach... the human body is NOT something to be ashamed of period. I believe CHILDREN (AND BEFORE YOU GET OFFENDED CONTINUE READING!!!!) ought not be taught to be ashamed of the naked form either!!!! How does one do that??? let them be nude off and on thru their childhood and into their late teens! The dumbass marketeers of this country have far too many folk convinced that unless they look like so and so they are not of value, and the sooner we can get the human race off of that belief, the sooner were going to see a lot more well adjusted folks, folks who value the person inside rather than judging a person by their appearance! that is just MY humble opinion tho... if yours differs, well that's fine we can agree to dis-agree...
OK, well if ya got this far... WOW!!!! You have a TON of free time dontcha??? LOL
I enjoy going to Munches and such and tho this isn't a dating site, I AM looking to find a companion into spanking, giving (Even if it is occasional) as well as receiving. I wish to learn more about Rope play as well and I am into a lot of different things just ask and I will be glad to give a reply. There are TONS of good folk here on and I am glad to be amoungst them it IS an honor and a pleasure for sure... I usually attend WINK and Satyricon and was fortunate enough to be able to attend MTKF this past January and what a fun time it was!
Oh by the way, I'm into Women, not Men... just thought I'd put that out there...causes for less confusion and awkward moments that way...
I believe love, kindness, understanding and compassion are major factors within a relationship. With those things comes trust and loyalty. I love to have fun, I am a semi professional smart ass (no it wasn't a reference to my buttocks either :-P ) I almost NEVER try to verbally beat anyone down , as I have personally felt those effects on the receiving side. I find it more-so important to be on the uplifting side. Encouragement is an awesome gift to give someone. It gives hope and strength and opens one to see what's possible where as put downs and negative words, they take away hope and drain one of strength which is never a good thing. I was brought up, what's good for the goose is just as good for the gander, that there is no such thing as women's work or men's work, only that there is work. Both putting in as much as they can for a common goal of unity as a couple.
Now, I AM SINGLE, and despite what Jeff Foxworthy once said about that word (Stay Intoxicated Nighty, Get Laid Every day) I have found that is NOT the case. I AM looking to make friends, that goes beyond a doubt, however, I AM also looking for ONE female to have a loving, sharing, kinky, lifetime relationship with. Someone who can lean on me, and whom I can lean on as well.
I am also looking for female friends (Yes I know..but no, I'm not a homophobe, I just know what works for me and what doesn't.) who would be interested in working with me in my home with rope, spanking, mummification (Saran wrap) etc... if interested, give me a holler :-D
Thanks again for stopping by, Love, hugs and blessings for all!
B.
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