I'm considered one of the most dangerous men alive and have been featured in TIME magazine as bachelor of the century. Snap, Crackle and Pop make me breakfast every morning then the king treats me to a lunch 'my way' followed by a dinner prepared by an Iron Chef (the original one not the shitty American version). On my spare time I like to read Shakespearean sonnets then woo a hundred women into my bed like Casanova and pleasure them with my big toe.