If you want to know a little more about the sort of person I am, or would like to be, you can read this wonderful tumblr post. 

http://ink-splotch.tumblr.com/tagged/the-susan-problem-the-LEWIS-problem.

Goodness knows there are some real fools on here, but there's also an awful lot of negativity, so I wanted to take the time to mention some of the more charming and real people who have approached me:

subboytom, cutehypnocouple, Release85 and perhaps especially realgenuinehonest have all taken the time to make me feel welcome, and have sent me charming, polite and honest messages. You might enjoy their company.

Links to their respective profiles are here:

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/m/1/default.htm

http://www.collarme.com/personals/v/121258/details.htm

http://www.collarme.com/personals/v/1916088/details.htm

http://www.collarme.com/personals/v/1821033/details.htm

Some idiotic messages and some more entertaining ones, already. Before you message me, read it over and think "is this really how I'm going to impress her?". Then rewrite it more eloquently.

You will get extra points if the picture you attach is of you tied up.

Finally, a new requirement: If you want to please me, include in your introduction a favourite pornagraphic tumblr, so I can get a better idea of your perversions.

Girls are of course much more interesting than boys.