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| Hi, ladies...it's me. You know me...that creepy guy. And I know you, too. I see you in the bank, the grocery store, out to dinner, the post office, PTA meetings, all over. You're that woman in the unhappy relationship or marriage who just wants to get off without using something fake. You want the human touch of a man, but you just can't seem to get it at home.
Maybe your boyfriend or husband is just too busy for you. Could be he wants to get off but doesn't care whether you do. Maybe he thinks time's been unkind to you, what with having children and all, and now he doesn't find you all that sexy. Speaking of children, maybe yours aren't home anymore and you're feeling a bit lonely and neglected. Perhaps you want to see what it's like to be submissive and try new things, but you could NEVER tell him. My God, what would he think? You couldn't POSSIBLY risk losing him, your children, your nice house and economic stability. What would the neighbors say? Nice women just don't DO those kinds of things, especially married, attached, or professional ones. Maybe he's off somewhere getting his with a newer, faster model. Possibly he already has, and you're not about to go without.
Is it too damn much to ask for a woman like you to have a good orgasm??
Well, today's your lucky day. You see, I'm not judgmental, I'm horny. And I know you are, too. It's nothing to be ashamed of...it's part of being human. Here's a man who appreciates women in any form. You ladies are your own worst critics...too thin, too heavy, thighs/hips/ass too big, tits too small, stretch marks from pregnancy, whatever. I'm just interested in giving you uncontrollable orgasms. You know, the ones you aren't getting now? I want to make you want to submit to me...to begin your slow, naughty seduction...to wine you, dine you, and then 69 you with no guilt or remorse. Being human and having wants and needs is nothing to feel guilty about. Wishing and wondering "what if", well, that's a different story.
Now if you've read this far and are sitting there thinking I'm misogynistic or some kind of male-chauvinist pig, just remember you're on this site too, and you probably wouldn't be if things were all bubblegum and roses in your bedroom. Maybe you find my up-front honesty and presentation to be different, almost refreshing, and you're intrigued and would like to pursue this. Maybe you find the idea uncomfortable and off-putting, but see, here's the deal: you can't unread it now. The idea will stay in your mind where it will niggle at you at work, while on line at the check-out counter, while you're parked in the pickup line at your kids' school, maybe even while you're lying next to him, wishing he would just touch you already. Then one day, hopefully soon, you'll follow your curiosity and have one hell of a great time with a man who genuinely wants you to get off.
The best part about it is that you can be completely honest with him! Once we've been together and I've made you tremble and make a big wet spot on the bed, when you go home and he asks where you've been, you can tell him the truth: "Oh, I was with some creepy guy..."
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