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SiriusMalachite
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darknemus
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Dari
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ashtraySissy
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slaveboy4Ms
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feedme21
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Floridapet
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servous78
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Mainly just here for a fem slave.
I AM NOT A SUB/SLAVE jeeeeeeez
I do have a live-in Alpha male slave. I am NOT looking for a husband, boyfriend or lover.
If you can impress me with a personality, intelligence, and a sense of humor....please don't hesitate to drop me a line.
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I have learned something in all my years of online chatting. If someone wants to collar you or own you after talking to you for an hour or so--they are online only players.
'nuff said
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Why do some people on Collarme feel the need to write nasty messages and then block you? I don't understand why any adult feels the need to do such useless, waste of time things. I did have the person's name and what they wrote posted, but then decided to delete them. It is waaaayyy beneath me to fall to their level.
'nuff said
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Hello again from bitchland!
I would like to find all the Masters who think if they message me I'll become a submissive. They may <not> kiss my Dominant ass. Guys, show some damned respect. Just because I was born a woman, doesn't mean I follow your archaic idea of what a woman should be. Femsubs are wonderful--wouldn't mind having one of my own in fact. I'd probably treat her with more respect than you would. Now there ya go thinking "femsubs(or any female) don't need to be respected." Here I go--EVERYONE should be respected. period. I wonder how these Masters (who can't believe any woman could be a Dominant-egads!) would like me to write him a message asking him to be my bitch and then telling him I know how much he wants my 9" strap on shoved up his ass while he's sucking some other guys cock. Now I know quite a few Masters, and they are wonderful men--who know how to treat a woman, Dominant or submissive, with respect. But some of these full of themselves morons need a reality check. First biological male Dominant that gets pregnant and delivers a baby with no anesthesia--message me--I'll be impressed, but I still won't be your submissive.
'nuff said.
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It's been a while. I left CM to do other things, and because I got bored with it. I recently was "yelled" at by an online only Domme because I told her sub that I didn't dominate people online. I explained that to me an online submissive was as useful to me as an online swimming pool. Boy was his Domme pissed! Seems she's never dominated anyone anywhere else but online. That's fine, really.
I have no problem with online only people....well except that they think they do what I do. I do real stuff to real bodies. I don't just talk about caning--I do it.
So don't get pissed at me because I don't get online only. Get pissed that you haven't had the experience of real time.
Once you go real time, online isn't much better than reading a book.
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We all complain about phonies online. Yes, there are quite a few. But I have realized that I too am classified as a phony. Why? Well, because I get messages from people I am not interested in, or whose kinks I don't share--so it automatically gives those people the right to call me a fake because I am honestly not interested in them and don't want to waste my time OR theirs. So I want to let everyone know, those who don't have the same wants and desires that I do, those who I don't appeal to physically or facially, and those who refuse to answer my messages because I don't interest them in whatever way--that they are all fakes. Kind of seeing the whole thing in a different light, eh?
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Here's part of a profile I just read. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, whew, gotta love comedy!......................
ok,
so here's the deal - i prefer women but i am interested in D/D couples
- please be good looking and not more than a couple pounds overweight -
and the man must be very very well endowed
......another wtf moment from profiles on CM!
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Age, yes I has it. AND I actually know how old I am. I will admit the picture I have up on here isn't taken from my cell phone or a digital camera-- I cheated. I admit it, sue me. But one thing I haven't cheated with--my age. I'm 45 (the pic was taken when I was 44). But as I peruse profiles on this site, I find quite a few 35 year olds that must have lived very hard lives. And some who evidently haven't had a picture taken since their prom. People aren't stupid (in general), they know what people of certain ages look like. Now, I have a cousin who went bald when he was in his 20's, sad but true. Thing is, he looked like a 20-something that had little hair. Not a balding, aged Grandpa trying to convince everyone he's 35. If you think people won't want you because of your real age--they aren't going to want you when they meet you and find out you look nothing like you did when you were really 35. Age is nothing to be ashamed of. You gain knowledge, experience and a bit of common sense. You get a few lines and bulges where they didn't use to be--so what. Not all young people are good looking. TRUST ME. We all have preferences, whether it be age, color, creed, or kink. Admit how old you are, don't lie. It impresses no one, and really only works with online-only folks. Find someone who really wants you for you--at whatever age. Guaranteed if someone wants the Prom King, they're not going to be happy with the Prom King's dad or grandpa.  |
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If you have a dick, wear make-up and a dress--it does NOT make you a lesbian. It makes you a cross dressing male. I am so tired of seeing 200 "lesbian" profiles with men in make-up as the subject. Don't you people understand gender/sex related terms? Sometimes I wear pants and guess what? It doesn't make me a gay male--it makes me a damn woman in a freakin' pair of pants. Sheesh. |
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*WARNING*
Many human females have been kidnapped by the Ashley-Heather aliens. They have all been assimilated and are now also named Ashley or Heather. Be careful, you may be assimilated too. Resistance is futile. (Didn't anyone 20-25 years ago realize EVERYONE else was naming their kids Ashley and Heather?) |
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I love the girls who think they are "slaves". Maybe they like to roleplay being a slave for, oh let's say an hour.
My favorite profiles are ones that state "I am a true slave. I want my Dom/me to not be overweight, under the age of 35, and be good looking. They should respect me enough to know I need to be treated like a princess sometimes. They have to let me live my own life, but I do not expect to have to work outside of the home. I do expect room and board because I am being your slave." WTF????? Yes, I read this mainly on profiles of female "slaves under the age of 30. Makes me understand why most of my Dom/me friends stay the hell away from anyone under 30!!!
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A little note---
I am laughing my butt off at a few Dom/mes (mostly Dom) that are writing me about how they don't agree with my views. That's not the funniest part though--the funniest part is that they are soooooooooooooo wimpy that they block me from writing back.
Most of the "sissy" male submissives I know have more balls than you losers. And if you think you can humiliate me or even piss me off--you can't. You just give me more stuff to write about--so thanks. :D
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I AM A MIGHTY DOMINANT, AND YOU WILL CAPITALIZE MY NAME WHEN YOU TYPE IT!!
Now, these rules are totally necessary because *many* Dom/mes online would not know that they are Dom/mes if their names were not capitalized. These people go through life wandering in public aimlessly not knowing who or what they are because when people speak to them offline, they do not specify that they are thinking the person's name in capital letters ( Oh, the humanity!). There is no known cure for this mental affliction, which is sad. Being online may be the only place where these poor unfortunates have any clue as to their existence. In public, with the audible folks, they tend to be shy and withdrawn, often running into cyber cafes to reassure themselves that they are Dom/mes and do exist. If you see one in public, approach with caution, as they are very skittish and may bite.
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Ahhhhhh, chatrooms. You have to love them---or hate them. I usually hang out in one room where I have gotten to know people. I like the room I go into. But today I went into a new room because no one was chatting in my usual one. I entered and said "hello everyone." Then I sat for 10 minutes--not even one polite hello. I did get a PM from someone wanting cyber sex (lucky me!). This is why most people think chatrooms SUCK. The people in many are rude, or maybe just threatened by a newcomer. Yes, I knooooow how threatening a new screenname in a room is. I know how many are trapped in a room or a PM and have no clue how to escape. (the escape button is the big X at the top right of your screen, fyi). I also realize that to many a simple hello must mean "Give me money, marry me, have my children, or go screw yourself". Heaven forbid you greet someone you don't know--they may somehow through that hello be able to eat your brain. I don't know. The chatroom I go into is called "subs_for_Dommes". I went in the first time and was greeted, not only by the person who runs the room, but many others. It's why I stayed. It's why I don't bother with any others. BeeQueen and Rob are the room moderators, and they have done a wonderful job with making it a fun, comfortable, friendly place to be. Some of the other rooms could learn a lot from them and the others that frequent the room. Until then, to the other room I say "hello" which does mean go screw yourselves in this case. I'm going "home"--where people are real humans and not a bunch of stuck up full of themselves bastards. If I sound bitter, sue me--or just say "hello".
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Sex. There, I said it. (now please act shocked and disgusted). Done? Good. The big question is if D/s and BDSM are about sex.
Depends on what you call sex, or how you think about sex. My answer is "Well d'oh, of course it's about sex." It turns you on, gets you going, makes your panties wet or Mr. Happy drip-It's sex. Now for you younguns-sex does not mean putting a penis into a vagina--hell, Gay people figured that out a loooooooooooooooong time ago (kudos, guys and gals!). Sex is a good thing, not a horrid secret that people in the lifestyle need to pretend doesn't exist. Now for some, the lack of sex is still sex. If cleaning someones home makes you feel good--it's sex. If licking toes makes you tingle, it's sex. If typing dirty thoughts online to someone else turns you on--it's cyber sex. So, if sticking needles into my boy turns me on--it's sex.
I like it. It's not a secret. It IS part of this lifestyle--no matter what you call it.
'nuff said
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Ok, I do love some of the nicknames on CM.
Some make me laugh, some actually give good information about the person that uses it. But for male subs/slaves--some aren't cutting it. Cute, Perfect, Smooth, Sexy, etc. as part of a nickname turn me right off. Cumsucker is just gross. I'd like to get to know YOU before I know what you suck, thank you.If your nickname tells me how "awesome" you think you are--what do you need me for? If you're so awesome, get a bottle of lotion and some kleenex, sit on your couch, and enjoy your awesome self. Think about your nickname before you spread it around--and for all of you CuteSexyCumsuckers--please don't ever expect me to bother with you.
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A. One line messages are dull and I don't answer them.
B. I am not going to give long details of what I NEED you to do for me, actually, I don't NEED you to do anything.
C. To me, an online submissive is about as useful as an online swimming pool. No I don't want an online submissive, nor do I want an online swimming pool.
D. If I don't answer you, I'm not interested--it doesn't mean I'm a big fake. Don't put yourself so high on a pedestal that you think just because you write to me I will be so taken by your wonderfulness that I will write you back.
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Ah, Monday. New week. New bitchfest.
I have been the lucky (yes, me!) recipient of something kind of new to me--FORM LETTERS!!! I know somewhere in my profile I said I wanted to talk to people with personality and a sense of humor. Form letters don't prove either of those things.
I'm ok with form letters from the I.R.S., Government entities, and even from my President or guy running to be my President. I file them in the garbage, where they are safe. But from submissives? Oh, and one guy who claims to be a Dom--but needs me to marry him and treat him nicely--unlike his ex. Give me a break. Form letters will not be answered, and if I wanted to take the time to print them out--I would use them for my dog to pee on, then I would burn it and flush the ashes. Good thing I care about the environment--and what my dog pees on so I don't have to waste the time.
'nuff said.
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Ok, I'm writing in my journal twice today, lucky you!
My next bitch session is about profiles again.
I look through the female submissive profiles, using my "female only" filters, and lo and behold--there are men.
If you wear a dress, it doesn't make you a female. If you have a penis--you are a man. Sorry to shock those of you with penises that weren't sure.
I understand that you want to be a female, or treated like one. But stop selling yourself as a female slave--you're NOT. You are a male slave in frilly undergarments. It's false advertising.
There is an option that says "trans"---use it, and be proud of who you are instead of hiding behind a lie.
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What is a "real" Dominant? I have been in online chatrooms for years. I have seen so many "real" Dominants (at least so many who've told me they are "real"). I must not be real. I am not like many of them--nor would I want to be.(Egads!)
Honestly. I do not live my whole life dressed in high heels, leather and carrying a crop. I wear jeans and a t-shirt most of the time. My footwear of choice are sneakers, or sandals. Not fancy sandals, but the thong type. This is Florida--shoes are optional. I do not go around telling anyone online that they are dickless or useless. I actually respect everyone--no matter their "class" in this lifestyle. I do not tell people that they have to send me money or buy me expensive things before I will talk to them, that would make me a prostitute, or make this lifestyle a job--and I don't do this for money, I do it because I like to. I laugh a lot, I like comic books and video games and bad music. I watch cartoons. My sub is my best friend. I do not see him as a "thing" or an "object". He is someone I care about--and yes, I do things for him--it's NOT NOT NOT all about me. Only "real" professed Dominants say that I think.
I have nothing against online only Dom/mes and subs, but don't ever tell me you are as "real" as I am. You're virtually real, and probably do a lot more things than I do VIRTUALLY. Not for nothing, but a virtual beating, or being virtually on your knees is ok--but there's nothing like the real thing, baby. Someone show me a virtual brand mark, and I'll show you my ownership papers for Donald Trump--yeah, right-he's my bitch. . Virtually he is--so that makes it real, right?
I am what I am. I am a woman, a mother, a friend, a comedian, a geek--a normal human trying to live my life . I will not prove to you that I am real by telling you what I would do to you, since I would be taking money away from 800 operators who do that for a living. I will not cyber with you to prove I am real--I know I am.
I will be your friend until you give me reason not to be.
And I will die a Domina--not wearing leather and 6" heels , but in a t-shirt that says " Life isn't short, but death is a damn long time.
'nuff said--peace to you all.
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I look at profiles all the time. It kind of shocks me (as an American) that there are soooo many "slaves" in Ghana. How would a white person from America really be able to accept a black "slave" from an African country?(Holy politically incorrect action, Batman!) And should we wonder if these people are wanting to be slaves simply to escape their country and go to another? Do they really want to be slaves? Personally I figure it's a way for them to leave an impoverished country. Has ANYONE on CM ever taken on one of these people as a "slave"? Inquiring minds want to know!
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Been a while, but I must ramble yet again.
What is it with men who say they are cross-dressers, yet have no clue how to do it. I have seen beards (holy jeepers!), horridly crooked wigs, hairy legs in stockings...c'mon guys---if you want a Dominant to take you seriously as a cross-dresser, try not to be so funny looking. When you don't look like you're taking it seriously--no one else will either.
Watch "To WongFoo, thanks for everything"
Get some tips on hair, make-up, and clothes. Then get the respect you want and deserve.
'Nuff said.
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I have learned something from being online for years now. Male sub/slaves are more "real" than femsubs/slaves. Now before you bite my head off, I'll explain. Most males who submit aren't looking for the most perfect super model Domme to submit to. Females, on the other hand, are really, really, picky. And they usually have a bigger list of wants and demands than the Dominants do.
Just an observation--males win the sub/slave war!
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I am not into diapers, or adult babies. I've raised my kids and a really big "kid" who's diapers I'd have to change is a major turn-off. I did my tour of "doodie" and I'm only into real grown ups now. And hey, I know the adult world sucks, but I deal with it everyday.
Thank you for your support.
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I write on this journal because I can. I usually get a few responses, mostly good ones. Today someone felt the need to tell me that I sound bitchy. Hell, I AM bitchy sometimes. But to write to me just to tell me I sound bitchy, with nothing else---c'mon. Like I care. You show me yours (personality) and I'll show you mine. You don't like my journal--don't read it!
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I would like to thank all of you that have sent me wonderful pictures of your little weenies. I enjoy them so much I want others to enjoy them too. So all the pictures I have I am going to put on a website, along with your screenname so everyone can see just what you have (or don't have).
It will save you the trouble of tormenting other people in the future with e-mails advertising your pee-pee. If your personality isn't there, no one cares about Mr. Happy.
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Ok, another thing that cracks me up. I see so many professional women here. Not only Pro-Dommes, but Pro-subs (!?). I haven't seen one man expect money for "services". What makes women think they are worth so much more than men? Only thing I can figure is that a woman willing to do a n y b o d y with money deserves to get paid. So men, start charging, but expect to have do a lot of ugly chicks with money :)
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I love reading slave profiles that say "I have no limits other than what my Dom/me gives me"
Then you get the demand message.....
I want this, and that, I won't do that or this.
Kind of funny
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1. You cannot be Gorean unless you come from the planet Gor, which does not exist.
2. You cannot be a trained Gorean slave, unless you were trained on Gor, which does not exist.
3. You cannot be an Ubar, because they are from Gor, which does not exist.
In conclusion, if Gor does not exist, and you are Gorean, therefore you must not exist.
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WTF is a part-time slave?
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I am an American, and by being on Collarme, I have realized that America must have one of the worst educational systems in the world. I have seen more bad spelling on CM than I have in a Kindergarden class.
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OK, if anyone cares, these are my pet peeves on Collarme....
1. Illiterate people. If you can't spell, don't type for goodness sakes.
2. All of the "experienced" 18-21 year old Dominants. Experience life as an adult first!
3. Male Doms that message any female saying "answer my message, slut." If she's not YOUR slut--be polite and treat her like a lady (or how about a human?).
4.People who complain when someone doesn't answer their messages. I saw one say "have the decency to reply even if your not interested." If they're not interested, they don't reply DUH!
5. I'd type liars, posers, and fakes, but if you've been online anywhere--you have to know there are a lot more wankers than real timers. People, pullleeeeeeze stop complaining about them! It's getting old.
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Ok, the scary Dominant male pictures crack me up. It's ok to be a Dom without looking like you came out of a bad horror movie. The halloween masks and the demonic looks are way over the top. I sure wouldn't be looking for a reject from Texas Chainsaw Massacre if I wanted a Dom...
And NO I don't want a Dom, Thanks
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Why do "real" dominants advertise with all their bits and pieces hanging out? Submissives want to respect their Dominants. Dominants don't get much respect unless they know their submissives before showing them everything.
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I don't want "tributes" I'm not in this for money or stuff (sheesh). I can buy my own stuff, thank you.
I'm on this site because I am truly into D/s and BDSM. I live it everyday, it is my lifestyle NOT my job.
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