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I think I should call myself 'Sir Tified' since perhaps I should be Certified to think that I can find a Supersweet, Slim Lady on here to look after me as my disability becomes more difficult to cope with whilst alone.
There again, I think I might change my name to 'Justin Case' which is the reason I do stay - Just In Case a Supersweet, Slim Lady considers me a worthwhile Gentleman to give her a happy and interesting life.
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Imponderable Questions
If I put a bag of sweets in front of a mirror, why haven't I got two bags of sweets?
Since I can lift my own weight, why can't I stand on a plank and use the ropes attached to it, to lift myself?
And, most importantly, when I purchase a Stir Fry from Tesco which when cooked tastes perfect then why oh why...
When I purchase the individual vegetables and try to re-create the stir fry does it taste like leftovers from a dustbin?
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My health and strength being poor
My tea is on the kitchen floor
Cannot bend to lap it up
Wish someone was here to make some more!
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Take an Impulse Purchase
Just abandon the Rat Race
Allow your car Ashby to trace
And meet Sir Chaucer Face to Face!
Think though....
Be kind and come by coach
There's at least one every day
Its a lot less that you'll pay
And on the environment you'll less embroach!
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I want:
To find a spankee
To live with me
My house isn't a tree
& living won't be spank free
To go to a Munch
Where I'll meet a Bunch
& Just one might be free
To come and live with me
I'm not useless you see
Just bits of me don't work
But wih arms so strong
I'll make sure you don't go wrong
So please Dear Lady unknown
Come make my place your home
You'll make me free to roam
And I'll spank you all the way home!
You'll make my life complete
& with others won't compete
Together we'll be replete
Just a couple oh so neat!
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Secrets
They say I'm a goodie
That I've got two shoes
Some even say I've got three
You've told me your secrets
Intimate detail as well
I listen never tell
Time passed bye all alone
Have Aspergers you see
See all hear all say nowt
Come to me the girls say
But there is the rub
Can't walk to see you in the pub
Body works slowly mind absorbs much
I live in a hutch long for a touch
Sweet fingers absorbing so much
Of pain and calming my mind
You'll learn my secrets
Not minding what's passed
One day together in love
You'll be my body my mind is yours
We'll fly together amongst the stars
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It seems that so many subs who advertise their personal wants and needs (which are oh so urgent) just run a mile when they come across an elderly disabled person.
Yes, that was another one today, added me to her favourites so I wrote a message of thanks...
Guess what, she'd blocked me at the same time!
Please someone, just talk to me, prove me wrong that you don't run a mile when you come across a disabled person! |
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And the New Sub asked of the Carer "Does he take sugar"? (In una voce piccola) and the Dom growled back "Yes, He Does and, if you don't make my coffee properly you'll be over my knee in a flash!)
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Update 14th August 2007
Well, I've made a few new friends from my advert unfortunately though, non who are able to visit but, there is some good news (Though I'll only really believe it when it happens)
I'm getting a Ramp into my house so I can get in and out and probably a re-designed bathroom as well so that'll be nice for any who come to stay (and me of course!)
The other surprise is that I have a faint chance of a holiday though at this stage I don't know if I'll be able to pick the destination but...
Presuming I have a choice, where do you think I should go?
Bearing in mind...
In the UK Only (no passport, don't want to fly)
I want to sit and look at Sea and sand (ie. On the pavement outside a cafe with good coffee)
Reasonable to good access for an Electric Scooter (No 30 degree up and down hills etc.)
A Munch would be very nice, so would a meeting with at least one of the delightful people on this board (which would be even better).
PS-1 - I'll likely be travelling by coach from Leicester so it should be on a National Express Coach Route.
PS-2 - If I ended up in London, which area should I chose with the best access to munches?
So - Any Ideas Gratefully Accepted!
And, most important - Would "YOU" accompany me or, meet me at my destination?
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Dear Reader
I've thought for the past month that there was something wrong with my eyes...
Now, not long returned from the Opticians I know I've got cateracts and, it's going to be a good few months before I can get an appointment to even start to sort them out...
Just think Ladies - How much fun you could have playing little tricks on me when I can't see properly what you are doing?
Watch out though, I'll still be able to find your bottom by feel alone!
Seriously though, I need help even more now!
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Dear Viewer
Thank you for looking at my new profile!
I would just add, I am very much in need of support and, since I have a preference for spanking etc. I have placed the advert in here rather than in a Job Centre or other "Public place".
I am definately not asking for "paid one-off services", my need is for a genuine companion and my preference is a companion who is "sub" and has a healthy interest BDSM.
In return I can only offer care and attention to "your needs" and, a happy stable relationship.
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Ashby de la Zouch, Leicestershire
Ladies, would you like to visit a delightful town in Leicestershire?
Yes, you could stay for free in my bungalow, there's a seperate room for your privacy and of course, new bedding still in it's wrappers ready to surround your delightful form when in repose.
We can shop for goodies and, depending on the weather, visit a wooded park where we can have "public privacy" and who knows what will happen there...
On the way home you could, if you wished, play at being a Pony in front of my electric scooter but, watch out for my riding crop tickling your bottom frequently.
Once home you will be able to enjoy a shower but, don't get too clean 'cos I might send you out into the garden to cut some switches.
And of course, you'll have regular access to several internet forums but, be careful what you write because I'll be asking forum members what punishment you deserve for any transgressions.
So come to me Ladies, for a day, a weekend or a week, everything is free but, if you're a naughty girl you may find your bottom pays the price!
With respect, Sir Chaucer of Ashby de la Zouch.
PS, It may be that we discover a mutual bond for each other which personally, I should find very acceptable!
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Gentle? Kind? OR Hard and I'll punish you every day?
These things you will not know about me until we can have email contact...
I'll not force myself on you, I'll not take you beyond your limits, again you'll not know who I am until we can talk via emails...
I shall not present myself as anything I am not, I believe in truth even if that truth puts you off me.
There's only one thing I can promise, that's to try my very best to give you happiness, here, emails again will reveal the nature of you to me and, me to you.
How about that email contact though? Sounds easy, I send you a message where I present my profile and write a few words in greeting, all being well, you reply in the positive or....
Oh dear, you don't reply at all!
Please everyone, I promise to answer contact from you, promise me that when I contact you, you'll answer even if it's only to say "No Thanks"
My Love to All you Lady Subs in the UK, hope to meet one of you soon?
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I've just purchased the DVD "The Kids are Alright" by The Who.
I am reminded of the words...
See me. Feel me. Touch me. Heal me.
Which can also be...
Me voir. Me sentir. Me toucher. Me guérir.
Siehe mich. Fühlen Sie mich. Berühren Sie mich. Heilen Sie mich.
Véame. Siéntaseme. Tóqueme. Cúreme.
Vederme. Sentirme. Toccarme. Guarire me.
Zie mij. Voel mij. Raak mij aan. Genees mij.
How I wish I had someone to See me, feel, me, touch me and heal me.
How I wish I could see, feel, touch and heal.
How I wish I had someone.
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Sometimes I wonder about the message systems on this site...
Occasionally it seems that the person I've messaged has recieved no words from me.
I'll answer all messages and hey, it's OK to say No Thanks...
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There's Me...
A man in a supermarket
Standing in the queue
Wondering what it is like
To buy groceries for two.
There's You...
Feeling quite alone
In a fish & chip queue
Quietly thinking
As the vinegar runs through
How nice it would be
To buy supper for two.
There's you, there's me, alone
together we could explore
the advantages of being two!
(Poetry inspired by Roger McGough & Adrian Henri)
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How I wish I had a Maid & Soul Mate to help me!
It's lonely down here in LE652QH, Life itself is very confusing so you see "Miss Maid" though I would be so strict with you, I Need You to help me make sense of life.
Also, I understand that without willing participation and mutual trust, there can be no happiness.
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Today was not very good to me, I'd gone shopping but of course, the local supermarket did not have the products I wanted.
It's expensive as well, shopping for one that is!
How I wish I had someone else to shop for or even better, someone to select food for me and hey, I pay at the check-out!
Lonely here today, just about to get one of my special pizza's for tea...
Special? Take a ready made pancake, put it on the plate you're going to eat from, pile chopped veggies like Pepper, Baby sweet corn, Asparagus etc on it, top with favourite cheese and give it 2 minutes in the microwave - Beats shop bough Pizza every time and, It's healthy food!
That's all for today folks, back another day!
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| Age: 23 |
| London,
United Kingdom |
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