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Hello everyone.
It's been a while since I've updated. It's past time.
I'm still only here for friends and such, please note that I am NOT looking for an owner, master, or anything.
I am currently working on my bachelors in English Literature.
Because of this, because I need my schooling done, I do not need anyone else to take up more of my time. I have enough trouble concentrating as it is. Right now, school is my master and I am it's b*tch.
If you are looking for a recommendation, I highly recommend BandDboy4U for training, and breaking in. They trained me, and it was a wonderful experience, most educational.
Once again, I am NOT looking for a master or anything of the sort, merely friends who share the same interests as me. Please do not message me with demands and insulting language... or misspelled language--I'll probably just reply with biting sarcasm.
Thanks! - m
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Ok, so yes. I've re-activated my profile simply to see what's going on in this area. I'm still not really seeking anything permanent, or serious, because school definitely comes first.
But making friends and talking is always a good time.
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I'M MOVING SOON!!!!
College starts monday, and I, being a nerd, am very excited to go back. Tomorrow morning I move into my apartment and just WEEE!
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So I recently received this email from a fellow collarme member:
"Want to be my fuck salve for real and have me get you pregnet for real then add me on your msn messenger my messenger name is (enter name here)"
--- Now see, here's why I'd like people to actually read my profile and see that that sort of message just amuses me and then forces me to write some incredibly intelligent, yet cynical, nasty comment back to them.
Such as the fact that I didn't know that one could possibly be a "fuck salve"... KY Jelly could be considered one, but unless you are grinding human beings into some sort of lubricant like you do with horse hooves, it seems rather far fetched.
And the fact that there is no punctuation, and that this guy spelled the word "pregnant" incorrectly shows me that, even were I to be willing to allow my eggs to connect with his sperm, our children would probably not be what one might call intelligent...
Or good looking, for that matter. I refuse to think that someone that incredibly stupid could possibly be good looking... then again, I've been proven wrong before.
What I'm basically saying is:
Look out for this one, ladies. He's a charmer!
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The DVD "The Aristocrats" should come packaged with a ticket to hell.
I love this movie. |
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Before emailing me, and/or inviting me to chat:
Please. Read my damned profile. |
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