Can I interest anyone in a position as a sissy maid? This house needs a serious scrubbing, and I have... things... to do.

Creative Exercise of the Day: Imagine you're on a first date, at a swanky restaurant, with a very nice lady you met at work. She's funny, sharp, and quite lovely. If things go well you might be able to sleep with her! Do you:

a) Put on a nice business casual suit and do your best to act like a smart, trustworthy man with whom she might like to sleep?

b) Show up naked and proceed to hump the waiter, the entree, and your date?

Now tell me if I want to see a photo of your cock.

Do me a favor and have a conversation before you start hassling me for "pics" and "cam." I want to keep up the illusion that you love me for my personality.

Walking through the city center tonight, watching people pass by under the lights of the bars and the dark shop windows... couldn't help feeling a little melancholy. Out on the road the spring frogs are singing, and I can feel the wind pushing the clouds across the sky.

Let's be free of our gender roles, you and I. Let's wear lace panties under army-issue camo, and dab on our perfume before hitting the gym. Who wants a delicate flower when you could have a real woman; a woman who hits harder, runs faster, and looks better at the wheel of her truck.

EDIT: *sigh* Okay, clarification: I'm expressing a bit of contempt for arbitrary gender roles that keep people from doing what they please. I am not requesting emails containing variations on the theme "make me your sissy bitch."

Just because it's filthy doesn't mean it can't be beautiful.

Successful BDSM is all in the mind. Sure, nothing beats the real thing, but online play has its charms. It's more romantic. It's more hygienic. It's more convenient to set up. And it allows me to window shop for men in Dubai and Oslo, so I have that going for me. ^_^

I like to dominate a man who is older, richer, stronger. When I have a successful man under my foot, then I am truly dominant. Who wants to own something worthless?

I will prove you wrong in front of your friends. I'll talk over you in restaurants. I have impeccable taste. I can mess you up from the inside out.

Don't bore me.

Now accepting applications from subs who resemble Jason Statham.

EDITED TO ADD: I will also accept Takeshi Kitano, Muhammad Ali, or Steve Buscemi, but that last one only applies if you have the talent that goes with it. :D