God I hate filling in these things, like a Ucas form!

Snarky sub seeking strong, dominant figure (i prefer men in my life and women in the bedroom, but i'm open to pursuasion both ways). While always up for fun i can get that on alt so i'm really up for a long term thing here with someone who'll make me laugh once for every 20 times he makes me cry out in pain. I'm open to relocation if i ever get collared, and i'm iwlling to learn new things. My reports at school always said I was quick to learn!

Other than a good, strong hard paddle on my bum, my other great love is music! I sing with a few bands of friends and when i'm not at munches or at the TG, I'm usually at a gig! So... if you're going to make me do exactly as you say, I can at least ask two things of you first, because if you dont love music then you probably wont get me. And believe me, nothing is hotter than having a ball gag forced into you while Nick Cave plays. Mmmm.

So: please send me a couple of hundred words on your favourite album of all time, plus a couple hundred words on what youd do to me when you got me under your control. I'll do a LOT for a guy who knows his music, fyi *wink*

No over 50s, by the way. No offence.