I'm arrogant and dictatorial most of the time.
Hello, Well I think I will start this how everyone else starts their
profile, I hate writing them I am really bad at it so I will just
witter on for a short while! I'm lex a sub female, most definatly sub I
tried doming I laughed a lot the sub looked bemused I laughed some
more, deffianttly not for me, sorry guys! I love lots of things kink
wise far to many to mention I'll try most things that will not end with
me on a list or smelling like a sewer. I would love to say that I'm a
size zero super model with legs to my arm pits and a winning smile but
unfortuantly, super models have nothing on me, i am pure sex on rather
dumpy short legs. I am constantly changing my hair as its very curly
and I end up lookling like annie if I just leave it not that I am
ginger, i lie my hair is dyed a rather ronald macdonnald colour at the
moment, like I say pure sex! I have many aims in life but the bigest is
to be sat in an old folks home with lots of wrinkled tatto's that
remind me of my younger self. I love body art and body modifactions in
all there forms.
In my vanilla life I love art, photography, reading, traveling and
other such things. I have some very irritating habits such as; starting
to tell jokes either forgeting the punch line or laughing hysetricaly
so no one actualy hears the ending. I can be a very deep thinker or I
don't think at all and end up with my foot in my mouth! I am a size
16/18 I am not forewarning or appolgising for the fact I am fat, I love
my body and I love the fact that my friend starve's herself and go's to
the gym for 2 hours daily just so she keep stick thin, I how ever go to
the gym when I can be botherd or have some time to kill and reward
myself with jaffa cakes or KFC after, never the both tho imagine how
many calories that would be! Also can skinny people wake their bed
partner up in the morning with frank the talking belly flab? No they
can not but I can, yay.
I am looking for a Domminate woman to serve. I am not a dreamer I have
served a couple of Domme's in the past one for two years. I have
moderate pain theresh hold but I am looking to push my bounderies. Feel
free to get in touch.
As list's seem to be the thing to have on your profile I will write a list of my love's and hates:
Horlicks, makes me gag.
Tatto flash, use your frigging imagination to come with some thing a
bit more orginal than a tramp stamp at the bottom of your back that
every other tramp in town has!
The fact I have to use contacts at work becuase my boss said he would
sack me if i continued to wear glasses, this is discrimanation, but I
can not refer to myself as a dyke in the work place as its discrimitive
language?! Go figure!
Grammer and spelling freaks, yes I know I can't spell its not a new
thing , I do have a lovely certificate to say I am dyslexic and I get
20 minutes extra in exams, so please don't point out my numerous
spelling mistakes, I try my best. Its not big and its not cleaver.
People that refer to them self's in the 3rd person. Its highly irritating.
My in abilty to make a decsion and stick to it. Or do I like that about me? Who knows!
My love's are:
Swearing I love it it adds more description to my sentances and it
makes me feel both big and cleaver. So fuck off if you don't like it.
My abilty to go from demure lady to complete ho, in seconds.
Puncation nothing better than putting a ! to make your point.
Gossip I love it.
Most of all I love me.
Anyway I think thats enough for now. ALways open for chatting
My ideal domme http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2718821&op...
Willing to Relocate