Hello

Right, well, hate these things!

30 years old, sometimes going on 60, but still feel 18! Like to think I have a good sense of humour. This is confirmed on the odd occasion that sarcasm can be recognised. I have a penchant for a bit of tying up, Im a big fan of shibari techniques, although have an obsession with keeping my rope tidy and neat, be warned!!

I'm totally crazy, but in a self-controlled, subtle and respectable manner. I'm rather quiet sometimes, and can from time to time be mistaken as a subbie-boy. Yes, many moons ago, but thats really not me anymore! Just remember what is often said about the quiet ones though.

My partner and now wife is the beautiful gothixchix and she is simply an experience not to be missed. She has given me the happiest 5 years of my life, and much more

Things i like: crispy crunchy bacon, chess, rope and knots, swing music, the middle bit of cadburys cream eggs, linkin park, chips and cheese, cats, Dracula (the one with keanu reeves as johnathan harker), goth chicks, military uniforms, broadband, rollercoasters, two pound coins, rain when I dont have to go out, gaffa tape, wd40, general neatness, 9 ball pool, fish and chips...

Dislikes: bananas, smoking, poultry, people who put UK as the location in profiles, non-prescription drugs, red bull, dance music, large groups of teenagers, caustic ringtones on trains and buses, people who shout on phones in buses/trains "Im on the train... N0! im on the train", dark chocolate, scrabble, fishing, tia maria, anyone who puts anything other than water in a Macallan whisky (sacrilege! I will find you and educate you!), cricket, Abba, green colour, general and unnecessary untidiness.

Anyways, in the meantime it is my ambition to have fun, wreak havoc wherever possible, make a nuisance of myself and pester my friends to the best of my very capable ability. Stick to what you are good at!