Sasinak

"And you can tell everybody,

And you can tell everybody,

I'm the man, i'm the man.."

While you're at it, tell the NFL that halfway through round one if I hear this frakkin song again I will kill somebody. Gah! What great lyrics-

In today's Guardian:

"Angry Chinese relatives of the missing marched to the Malaysian embassy in Beijing today, where they threw plastic water bottles, tried to rush the gate and chanted, ‘Liars!’"

I get grief can make you do crazy things, but when citizens of China start accusing other governments of coverup and corruption?

Pot, meet kettle.

We interrupt our normal snarky programming to wish everyone a wonderful holiday season, and best wishes for a happy new year.

"I just ticked the lesbian box to discourage males."

And piss off lesbians.  Thanks for the clutter, ladies; you have managed to achieve the state of human spam.

Well, what is a week without another cold, another frakkin' hotel room, and another angry message from some guy who has already dumped his account?  I guess "Moe33" just wasn't def or fly enough-probably "Phoenix Dark Dirk" or something equally preposterous, like "Piers Morgan".(i mean, who names their kid after a jetty?)  Anyway, it's always fun to get an angrygram; the message isn't that important, it's just the usual sounds guys make at women they will never have sex with:

"blah blah blah BITCH blah blah blah FUCK blah blah blah BITCH blah blah blah FUCK…"

et cetera, ad naseum, but it's the thought-such as it is- that counts.  It's just funny, this weird sense of injury guys get when they realize you are a basketball hoop, and they are 5'1" and wearing lead sneakers -sorry, kid…no dunks for you here.  They get all pissy and lego-throwing suddenly, like they paid for a pizza and got handed some wilted brussel sprouts.  It never ceases to amaze me how guys can get so angry about something they never had-or will have.  As a favorite quote goes, "You can't give it, can't even buy it, and you just *don't* get it."

Well, "Persistence is it's own reward" but it also gets you in my journal:

"Mr Annoying" on 10/7/13 at 3:26 PM:

To this day I am still looking for my lesbian humiliation slut.

Sasinak on 10/7/13 at 4:06 PM:

Well, keep the faith!  

"Mr Annoying" on 10/7/13 at 4:08 PM:

ut no chance with you right?lol

{Utsamatta with me?  Utsammatta U, buddy!}

Sasinak on 10/7/13 at 5:10 PM:

Well, i am a lesbian looking for a committed lifetime relationship with a dominant woman-and while i am open to poly situations sexually, i don't do second place emotionally.  So, it doesn't seem like a fit, sorry-

Good luck in your search-

{There's that pesky "L" word again; just seems to be in 6 point font when guys read it}

"Mr Annoying" on 10/7/13 at 5:45 PM:

 Well the only thing I can say about that is for me you would not be emotionally second. I see love as equals in all ways. Enotionail equality is what I see.

{Apparently, the polite 'fuck off' isn't working, but...maybe...}

"Mr Annoying" on 10/8/13 at 3:42 PM:

 Do you have no faith in emotional equallity or is equal not enough for you emotionally?

{Nope, definitely not working}

Sasinak on 10/8/13 at 3:44 PM:

 i'm glad it works for you; good luck in your search.

{Not fire breathing, but certainly not encouraging{DON'T ENGAGE! DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT-SHIT, HE'S COMING BACK]}

"Mr Annoying"  on 10/8/13 at 3:46 PM:

An absolute no. Wish there was a way to chance your mind and show you the true of love. What pushes you away honestly?

{He got the 'absolute no', but he's still banging away (or trying to get to that point, despite all evidence to the contrary)}

Sasinak on 10/8/13 at 4:14 PM:

Obviously, a polite 'no' will not suffice.  I am NOT INTERESTED.  Moreover, i do not need to justify my decisions to you, or anyone else.  Play those elementary schoolyard games somewhere else.

Get it?

{That ought to do it, right?  Or should i just have said 'fuck off" which is rude, but...}

 "Mr Annoying"

zI never give up so easily until I have a reason to.

There is something to be said for 'fuck off'.

Well, no month should go by without some insightful conversation:

DomSpeedReader: on 9/28/13

Hi beautiful Loved reading your profile. Our needs seems to match in many ways . I am a very Exotic erotic Masculine alpha male with exciting fun side. I am looking for a fun loving feminine partner/princess/sub/and a few other things :) You will enjoy my companionship ! I would love to get to know u more. Would you like to text or IM first? - K :

Sasinak on 9/28/13 at 9:50 AM:

Hi-

Glad you enjoyed the profile, but it appears you missed the 'lesbian' part.

Good luck in your search.

Well, let's hope 'a few other things' will include a search filter- or a dictionary.

I leave the country and get tied up for a few weeks - literally - and the government grinds to a halt.  Hopefully, somebody will remember to pay the ATC guys so I can get home.  Now, if I was a health care industry exec, I could be sure of proper treatment.  Hmmm... if I have trouble getting home, I should probably just talk to the execs I know at BC or Anthem, and cut through the middle men.

Now that i finally have recovered from seeing a recording of the VMAs, i finally understand the whole fascination with Miley Cyrus; I never really got the whole 'double life' thing until i saw her performance. It helped me understand this poor girl has been fighting these horrible seizures; the protruding tongue, spastic gestures and awful noises coming from her throat now make perfect sense, along with her plastic underwear to prevent public accidents.  

I can only hope her condition is curable before she turns completely into Lindsay Lohan's identical twin.

OK, so now i have another problem, and i need some advice.  i happened to notice a rather nice picture of a domme; it's from the back, and she's looking good in a thong.  However, the label is fully visible.  OK, now this is a touchy issue, in my experience: do i email and tell her that her great ass in the black thong is being somewhat detracted by the tatty image of the label sticking up?  i always find this problem to be a sticky situation; you are at a restaurant and some woman's skirt is caught in her belt, or the tag is sticking up on her neck-do you step in, and be embarrassed with her?  It's a bit awkward.  

So, solidarity and make the awkward gesture, or just stiff upper lip and pretend it doesn't exist?

And under the "Apropos of nothing" heading we have today:

<deep left field guy> on 7/18/13 at 12:53 PM

Then why don't you communicate with fme???????????

Sasinak on 7/18/13 at 1:12 PM:

Probably because:

A: i wasn't aware you exist.

B: i'm not sure that was a problem.

This is disturbing on so many levels.  First, that i am viewed as uncommunicative by "fme's", (which could be serious).  Second, that people are holding intense conversations with me, and i am coming in long after they started, and i'm not drinking.

Or maybe i am, and i haven't caught up with the 'fme's".

I always enjoy the profiles that 'demand' an 'explicit photo' of the respondents; invariably to a profile with pictures cropped from BDSM porn sites online.  It reminds me of religious whackjobs who insist they are divine instruments of the Great Fairy What Sits In The Sky, but demand incontrovertible proof from everyone else.

So, SCOTUS bravely decided NOT to decide on Prop8, but were willing to strike down DOMA.  Not a bad day at all; some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you.

And some days, the bear decides to sneak out the back, bitching about state's rights all way way out.  But, if you're a bear on the way to a BBQ in North Carolina, it's the only way to get your BBQ.

Well, today's big story is about Steve Jobs and the eBook price fixing antitrust suit.

:::Deep breath, here comes the rant::::

Well, this is not surprising, since Jobs spent the last years of his life on electronic media subscription and distribution. The entire point of the iPad was to sell electronic magazine subscriptions, and Jobs made no secret about this whatsoever. Apple is trying to do with print content what they have been doing with music, TV programming and film. Is this a problem? Not really, because nobody puts a gun to your head and makes you buy this stuff. Jobs is setting a pricing schedule with the publishers that they preferred, because they make more money on their products. But at the end of the day, consumers will continue to set the price, because it's not really a market anyone can easily monopolize anymore-these days, in case you haven't noticed, anyone can pretty much publish anything. In the end, consumers will determine which will prevail, regardless of what the "latest batch of recent law school graduates who couldn't get a job elsewhere" contend in court. If you think Apple's ebook offerings are too pricy, go somewhere else. If all you care is about cheap pricing, go with Amazon. Of course, this means you can no longer whinge about the quality of literature available, or being treated like a complete chump, because that's what you get from Amazon-cheap. Little things like service, selection (BTW, 57,000,000 versions of the same book is not 'selection' to those of us who actually read), aren't on Amazon's radar. Amazon isn't running down prices for YOUR benefit, any more than a meth dealer giving you a few samples for free is 'helping you out". What this little imbroglio IS underlining is the essential battle in the consumer technology sector: Who owns the content, and who distributes it. Everything else: Hardware, OS, carrier-is just window dressing. Whoever becomes the primary source of electronic content will rule the consumer world-which is why companies like Microsoft and Google continue to flail about, because they don't even understand the objective of the game. Enterprises like Samsung prance around with handsets, and Knox, and all the other crap they throw at the industry, but the fact is they are an eminently replaceable cog in the tech sector-just like TI, or Sun, or SGI, or......(fill in the blank here). No matter what shakes out in court, consumers will decide-and they will invariably pick the LEAST option. My money is on Apple and Amazon, simply because they are the least option in this case.  In the mass market, cheap and convenient wins every time.

Well, well...such a busy news day:

It seems we are about to get 'the female viagra'.

Not surprisingly, hysteria is not far behind:

http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2013/05/29/scienti…

and
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/23/monogamy-f…

i guess the question is which is more likely; the Zombie Apocalypse, or this drug being covered by insurance? Meanwhile, viagra will be introduced into the water supply any day now, since taking those insurance paid little pills is such a hassle.

Sad news today:

"U.S. Representative Michelle Bachmann, a former Republican presidential hopeful and a leader of the anti-tax Tea Party movement, said she won’t run for re-election, retiring from the House amid an ethics inquiry."
Apparently, Congress has stopped giving it's members free medication

"She said her decision to step aside wasn’t related to ethics inquiries into her presidential campaign and its staff."

It's just a stupendous coincidence.

“I have decided next year I will not seek a fifth congressional term,” Bachmann, of Minnesota, said today in a video posted on her website. “My future is full, it is limitless and my passions for America will remain.”

translation:  "Fox is paying me NOT to run."

"Bachmann’s district is the most Republican-leaning in Minnesota. While Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney lost the state to Obama by almost 8 percentage points in November, he carried Bachmann’s congressional district by 15 percentage points."
Someone should have the water tested.

It's a sad day for America when an unqualified, self obsessed nutjob can't get the spotlight anymore.  

Maybe Kim Kardashian needs a nanny?  "Coming soon on FOX!"

I was recently asked what made the right woman for me, and i answered off the cuff, and thought i might as well add that to the journal:

The basics would be intelligence, strength, a good sense of humor, well read, active, perceptive, honorable, and generally of good character.  Sexually dominant, a bit manipulative, wickedly inventive, a big streak of sexual cruelty, and a consuming need to possess.  A woman who is not afraid of what she wants, doesn't make excuses for what she wants, but also understands the difference between sexual cruelty and emotional abuse-loves the first, and would never indulge in the second.

Help!  I have been hypnotized against my will!  Assistance!

From:

Dated: 5/9/13 5:09 PM

The more times you read the more intense this becomes!

I want you to imagine that you are deep in the forest

in the middle of a clearing. {um, if i'm in a clearing, then i am 'out' of the forest}
You are relaxing on a blanket staring up into the night. 

{Actually, 'the forest' is not a place i tend to relax..how about Maui?}
The sky is clear and full of stars. 
It is a perfect night, cool and comfortable. 
It is so peaceful here, so quiet, except for the peaceful 
forest noises around you. {yes, yes...The Rattlesnakes rattling, the Bears growling, the Panthers panting...verrrry relaxing}
You are completely alone. 

{I would have to be seriously in love with someone to be in the fraking forest at night, so the alone part doesn't seem to likely-i have one word for camping and that's "Winnebago"}
The serenity of the night helps you to clear your mind. 
As you stare up into the night, your body begins to relax. 
You feel your breath begin to slow and become deeper. 
You stare up into the night and one star begins to grab your 
attention. 
It seems to hang there peacefully, hanging effortlessly in 
the night. {It's probably a spy satellite, or Kim Jong DinGBat is getting the hang if it- not relaxing}
As you stare at the star, you feel yourself relaxing even 
more. {The spiders have probably gotten into the tent by now}
Each breath you take you find yourself holding briefly, then 
letting out. 
Breathing in and then releasing as your body relaxes. {The toxins racing through my blood as the mosquitoes get their fill, i want a refund on this SkinSoSoft crap-damn you Avon!}
You are beginning to feel your mind and body letting go as a 
soft sigh escapes your lips. 
Letting go now.

Oh, wait...i'm just bored.

Nevermind-

I do love how people send you a one liner about how 'interested' they are in you-and if you try to start a conversation, they want an endless pic parade (nude, of course) so YOU can prove you're 'real'.

Aren't 12 year olds supposed to be in school?

-Ruminations on a Frozen Planet-

So, here i am, freezing my ass off in another hotel room somewhere not on "Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless", pondering the Meaning Of It All.  Today, our Great White Father has decided to let women get Blown Up On The Front Lines On Purpose, instead of Blown Up Unexpectedly Because These People Don't Conduct War Right, And The Front Line Is All Over The Damn Place.  Had this momentous event occurred a few (ahem) years ago, my life probably would've taken a different path, by way of Maryland, theoretically followed by the glamorous Mid East.  And, the nice uniforms, and my agreeable nature notwithstanding, it's probably just as well.  Because, at the end of the day, it really doesn't matter whether i spent the last few years flying an F-18 or logging hours in a boardroom in the Fortune 500; it wouldn't really make much of a difference.  I've busted my ass for years with other really talented people to save a bunch of wealthy stupid people from losing lots of money, money that will sit in a bank somewhere so other even more stupid useless people can feel better about themselves.  As opposed to productively punching holes in the sky, keeping America safe from some people, so they can be robbed by other people, helped in large part by people like the one freezing her ass off in some hotel in BFN.

 We spend so much of our lives killing ourselves over what really doesn't matter much, and in doing so, we take ourselves away from what truly matters.  Nothing new here, really....just reminding myself that when i finally drop the Stuart Weitzmans and the rest of the armor at the end of the day, and fall into this sad little room, with the huge uber TV with nothing on, and the big, plush, empty bed, what truly defines what our life is about, and what really means something.

The rest is just another fucking commercial break, with a few words from our sponsors.

Well, another 6 months of peace and quiet until the next election starts.  Somehow, Akin and Mourdock didn't get re-elected after bestowing mystical pregnancy control on women; you'd think women would be more grateful for all that clarification on what 'real' rape is.  Ah well, they can always get jobs at planned parenthood.

Just caught "Cloud Atlas" this weekend; absolutely wonderful film, although i can see why it isn't a huge hit.  Good science fiction leaves you asking questions long after you leave, and it definitely is a thought provoking film.  Not your average forgettable $12 flick.

i simply cannot believe someone was enough of an ass to list ethanol as a 'renewable energy source'.

Apparently for some renewable energy = endless campaign contributions.

Meanwhile, dairies throughout the country are going out of business, because they can't afford to feed their cows anymore.

But ADM execs are making a fat profit, so i guess it's all part of the 'greater good'.

Back from Fashion Week, to find the election grinding towards it's final climax of ineptitude.

This may be the first election that is settled by penalty kicks.

Well, the laugh parade continues.  The GOP's Todd Akin, with a stunning sense of timing, has decided to educate the planet on biology.  And rape, if it actually exists, since, as we all know, to men in Missouri, rape is not having to say you're sorry.

It's having your lawyer call your victim, er, 'date' a tramp.

Akin bounced back later; "To quote my old friend John Paul Jones, I have not yet begun to fight."

Apparently, ""I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harm's way." and "My mouth has fallen open, and i can't shut up." are pretty close, if you're hiding in Mike Huckabee's basement-or closet.

Meanwhile, the GOP's reaction has been somewhat...muted:  

Ah, the Olympics.

A time where we settle back, cheer for the athletes, thrill to their accomplishments, take in the different cultures, root for our teams, and realize we really, really, really HATE countries that we've never even visited.

This weeks installment:  "Men: the Eternal Optimists" or, "Men on CM: Completely Full of Sh_t"

"Dom"  on 7/3/12 at 2:55 PM:

yummy pic ...i can do all you seek ....master "Modesty" ..../

Sasinak on 7/6/12 at 12:10 PM:

you can be a tall, dominant lesbian woman?

"Mr Flexible" on 7/6/12 at 12:20 PM:

yes i am and can be 4 u ...lets chat n voice my slut ..:)

This guy is AMAZING.  Why let a few chromosomes here or there mess up your chance at happiness?  Like the Army says, "Be ALL you can be"....if you can be full of shit.

SCOTUS upholds healthcare reform, and Roberts is the swing vote?

I am waiting for the hidden camera crew to pop out.

Well, another SF Pride Sunday spent on a plane, flying out to another sales gig.  Gotta just love my boss-he does this every frakking year-

And this Weekend's highlight:

"Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest one of-WTF!  KRISTEN STEWART!"

[Glass breaking]

"Seven years bad luck can kiss my ass."

If i was Charlize, i would want one SERIOUSLY big check to come in second in that one.

Well, it's official:  The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us.

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/news_archives/miami-zombie-attack-video-footage-shows-entire-attack-by-rudy-eugene-on-ronald-poppo-police-say

We can now see the tragic damage all those GOP debates has had on the minds already weakened by faux christian hucksters, Facebook, Twitter, and The Jersey Shore.  Soon, the country will be overrun by brain eating zombies, Tea Party rallies, and episodes of American Idol.

Truly, the living will envy the dead, as small pockets of thinking humanity will be surrounded by mindless, shrieking imbeciles (rather like an intelligent person trapped at a Black Eyed Peas concert.)  

Donald Trump is going to get one hell of a ratings boost.

Well, it's a few months into Meg Whitman's tenure at HP, and they've announced they're laying off 27,000 workers.  What an incredible surprise-who could've possibly foreseen this?

Actually, just about anyone familiar with the way "Mrs. Potato Head" operates.  It's sad to see that the last engine of the US economy fall into the hands of imbecilic greedheads like Meg; despite the innovation, creativity, and hard work of developers, engineers, and visionaries, there will always be worthless, greedy corporate suck ups ready to weasel their way into tech startups by way of VC money.  Meg launched herself from obscurity at Hasbro (managing the complex Mr. Potato Head product was her job there) into the CEO role at a young eBay due to her astounding talent at kissing VC ass.  She couldn't tell you what HTML stands for, but she's a champ at taking someone else's ideas and whoring them out to bankers-then giving the jobs of the people who created the product to less expensive (and less talented and productive) workers elsewhere.  27,000 will lose their jobs, just so Meg can make back some of the $180 million she spent on losing to Jerry Brown, a man about as popular as psoriasis.  

Only in America.

It's 'Deja vu all over again':

From: Mr. "I am all about the details"

Dated 5/16/12 11:12 PM

"Hi You I loved reading your profile; Looks like a perfect match between what iam looking for and what you are and vice versa. I am a very sexy, firm, erotic, exotic alpha dom male. Can be a very fun loving and proper guy and yet a firm daddy in private. We live close to each other too. ' Would you like to chat, txt or im first? [name] aka "Mr. Observant"

I guess he 'loved reading' my profile so much he clean forgot the whole 'lesbian' thing.  This could explain so many deaths each year; "I was reading the sign about the man eating lions, and i was so swept away by the grammatical flourishes i just completely forgot about the whole 'death and dismemberment' thing...you think they can sew that back on?"

Now, i can appreciate 'sexy, firm' and 'erotic' (my first big crush was Lori Fetrick), but somehow the 'alpha dom male' seems a bit offputting for some reason...if only i could remember what he was talking about, that grammar.....whew.

But you have to appreciate the eternal optimism men are blessed with when they have an erection: "we live close to each other, too".  Most would feel miles of open water a BIT of an obstacle-but only when you're having your period, apparently.

Ah well, some guy swam the hellespont to get laid, i guess it's de rigueur.

And the cold water can explain things later.

This just in; Bob White, Romney supporter -and gay-, has decided not to continue his support for Romney for some strange reason-maybe he's worried about the safety of his new haircut?

"He told CNN he plays the field politically, supporting Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush in the past,"

Yep, must be disillusioning to have supported all those progressives, and then find out Romney's not taking any calls to be this year's honorary Pride Marshall.  

Like any good rich guy, he's asking for last year's donation back.  Maybe he can get the rest of us a refund on the last 12 years of our lives, too.

"Therfore bihoueth hire a ful long spoon That shal ete with a feend."
- Geoffrey Chaucer

Sad when after a few years of letting the fox into the henhouse, he starts noticing your feathers.  There's just no loyalty anywhere, these days.

From Speed Reading HQ:

From: <Dom> " Hi Beautiful: Love your profile, we have a interesting match. I am very exotic erotic kinky masculine alpha male that loves to have fun with the right person. I have a great personality and can be very funny and make you laugh ur ass off :)"

Well, you would think he would have read it first to have 'loved it'.  Being a lesbian, i am not sure our 'match' would be defined as 'interesting' so much as 'improbable'.  Still, one can say when it comes to getting laid, men are eternal optimists.  I am sure he has a great personality (funny how that seems like a good thing in a guy, but purely toxic in a woman you have never met), and very probably funny too; but i think his sense of humor wouldn't extend to the  'no sex for eternity' extremes.  

it's odd; but the moment men find out they'll never have sex with you, they stop calling-who'd have thought an erection is a requirement for men who want to dial a phone number?

Ugh, remind me not to borrow anyone's cell.

<"dom"> on 3/12/12 at 3:03 PM

I'd like to fuck a lesbian: Master <so-and-so> here, come up to Seattle:<thisguymakes it toughtopreservehisidentity>@<domain>.com lol; you need some male training.

Sasinak on 3/12/12 at 3:38 PM:

I'd like to visit Mars-neither are likely to happen in our lifetimes.  By "male training" i presume you mean the same lobotomy most online male "Doms" have had; i'll pass.

And here i used to think Seattle was perfect.

This just in:  The latest collarme.com literacy test results are in, and it doesn't look good:

<"domme">
on 2/14/12 at 5:58 PM:
I would piss on your face but you would need to come to Minnesota.

Wow-now Minnesota finally has that major tourism draw they've wanted for years.  Look out, NYC; the Lady Liberty is no match for Minnesota's yellow rain.
Book your dream vacation now-

 on 2/12/12 at 10:08 PM:

ill pay you 500 if you will piss on my face

Me:

kid, i get $500 an hour to listen to Fortune 500 CEOs bitch about information.  I'm not involved with D/S for money.  I am sure someone out there is willing to take your money, good luck in your search.

What is it with guys on this site?  Do i look like Lucy Van Pelt with the "Psychiatric Help, 5 cents" stand and the disappearing football when you try to kick it?

In another triumph for justice, the doctor 'attending' Michael Jackson (The Artist Formerly Known as "Wacko Jacko") has been found guilty of manslaughter, for apparently forcing drugs on his patient, who i am sure was horrified at the thought of taking more drugs.  While it's hardly stunning to find a Doctor suffering from a God complex to the point he'll try stuff he's fully unqualified for, one has to wonder why he's standing alone in the defendant's chair-he was hardly alone at assisting Jackson to his early exit.

  It's truly amazing how a small thing like death can transform a drugged out, baby juggling has been into 'The King of Pop' (apparently Elvis didn't 'allegedly molest' enough kids to stay on top.)  "Sure, he molested a few kids, but this is Michael Jackson"

Meanwhile, the 'family' is feeling better; LaToya chimed in with "Michael was looking over us."  If that was the case, LaToya should beware being clobbered by falling kids, but one wonders: if the Doctor is guilty of manslaughter for pandering to Jackson self destructive behavior, where are the charges against his family who did it his entire life?

Altered States of Consciousness-

Isn't it odd how happy cleaning house makes you AFTER you have started?  After traveling for thousands of miles to get home, lying on my couch and contemplating doing my 'pre-winter cleanup' nearly made me physically ill-the following morning made getting out of bed an act of sheer will.  Two hours later, grubby, sweaty, and music blazing away, i was singing along (not always a good thing) and happy as a clam.  At the end of the day, a long bath done, oddly smug and very satisfied-happy.  I could draw a thousand parallels with BDSM, but who needs them?  But it never ceases to fascinate me how the brain can turn molehills into mountains with no prodding whatsoever.  

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." -FDR

*****Further Signs of the Coming Apocalypse****

"The couple formerly known as the participants in the wedding of the century" have called it quits.  Yes, those mega-celebrities-sorta Kim Kardashian and Chris whatshisname have announced their divorce, proof once again that the fabric of civilization as we know it is quickly unraveling.  Fundamentalist ministers across the nation are campaigning  to ban "Same Level of Faux Celebrity" marriage, as a threat to the "Sanctity of Marriage".  The new proposed law requires that marriage be defined as "between a man with a real claim to being famous and a woman who isn't getting married because US or People will pay millions for the photo shoot."  Fundamentalists are convinced that "if Snooki were to marry Adam Sandler or some equally non-funny comedian, the world will split in two, or Lindsey Lohan will go on another bender and borrow another SUV.  Either way, the living will envy the dead" said Rev. Hap Hapablatt, founder of the "We Haven't Read the Bible, We're Waiting For the Movie" Baptist Church.  

Meanwhile, same sex marriage is banned in most states, because marriage is a serious business-best left to the professionals.

And the big news today is the GOP lost two seats in Wisconsin, but held onto the majority.  Should be interesting to see both parties trying to spin this into something positive.

plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose.

And now, back to our regular "broadcasting":

[dom] on 7/28/11 at 12:00 PM:

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WOULD YOU CALL YOURSELF A WHORE?

Sasinak on 7/28/11 at 12:02 PM:

No.  But i would call you desperate and sad.

Another example of the 'quantity vs. quality' approach; why read profiles when you can just mailbomb a lovely introduction like that?  interestingly enough, it did prompt a thought on my part; i would never call myself a whore, but i don't think i would be upset if my domme called me that-odd, i suppose.  If i ever find Ms. Right, i can test my theory out :)

So, just to prove i have my own judgement issues, i have been spending time on FL, and in a moment of complete insanity, i actually posted a question.  Naturally, the thread was overflowing with posts discussing how people 'didn't care' about the subject-literally, paragraphs of not-caring.  So, i decided to just clear it out to save them the trouble of not caring for 12 paragraphs-and wound up in trouble with the THREAD POLICE:

written 24 minutes ago:You have been in the group long enough to know that it is against the rules to deleted or alter your OP. It's also not fair to the women who bothered to respond in the first place.
Frankly, I can't even see why you bothered to delete it at all. Please do not do it again or you will be banned.
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sasinak1980 30F

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Frankly, i can't believe i was fool enough to post it in the first place-it was an amusing conversation topic with a bunch of women over the weekend, but i forgot humor takes a second place to building up your uber kewl cat credentials in this group. Sorry i caused so much distress.

[moderator]new messagewritten 5 minutes ago:

I didn't get in your OP - that you were trying to be humorous. It came across as if you were aligning an act from your past, to your submission. Hell, it's not like it hasn't been done before in the group.
Honestly, people were offering you their opinions and views on what you posted. There was no "one-up-manship" or anyone trying to be "uber cool".
Throwing a temper tantrum because no one "got" your humor and deleting your post, when no one was argumentative or snarky - is just juvenile.

sasinak1980 30F

new messagewritten less than a minute ago:

No, i wasn't being humorous, i was mentioning a topic some friends of mine found amusing-it's actually quite different. However, i forgot the need so many people have in this group to pontificate on a topic that they "Never cared " about -<user>, or "I don't care either." -<user>, I frankly deleted the post contents because i didn't want to waste everybody's time by apparently feeding this compulsion to post responses on subjects people don't care about-imagine the heartache that could've been avoided-all those long, involved responses telling everyone that "personally i don't care" and so on and so forth. Instead, think of all the time and effort will be wasted on posting that lack of interest. Again, like so many before me, i am sorry i had the audacity to post a topic in the group; i can assure you it won't happen again.

Is it just me, or does there seem to be a bit of the 'let's not forget who's wearing the paper hat here' mentality going on online?

well, another sunday night, another hotel in a town i wouldn't really visit by choice:

"domme"

 on 7/17/11 at 6:32 PM:

thats right looking at some peoples profile can be downright painful

Sasinak on 7/17/11 at 8:53 PM:

it does seem to be one of those 'feast or famine' things.

(yep, you've recognized it; one of those "Oh sh__, have i spoken to this person before?" sort of answers...the electronic version of "   OH HEY.....how are ....you...?  It's been............." (as you wait for them to helpfully fill in the blanks)

"domme" on 7/17/11 at 8:54 PM:

thats the 4th time you have looked slut

Sasinak on 7/17/11 at 8:55 PM:

i'll try to avoid a 5th transgression-it's a bit hard to remember every member.

OK, i admitted it.  Maybe we had chatted.  Maybe i blotted it out.  Maybe you don't blame me.  

I won't tell if you won't.

Let's leave it at that.

Well, once again i went and looked at somebody's profile-i really need to stop doing that, it causes so much stress here-

"domme" on 6/2/11 at 6:19 AM:   You look at my profile without saying hello. That makes me feel unattractive.

Sasinak on 6/2/11 at 2:11 PM:   you shouldn't, you aren't.
good luck in your search.

OK, so a bit dismissive, but honestly, the whiny boo-hoo "you didn't leave me a message" approach isn't exactly what i am looking for from an assertive domme, call me crazy.

This is followed by:

"domme" on 6/2/11 at 4:15 PM
Thank you, my dear.

Note:  This user does not have an active profile

Apparently, my non message has caused her profile to spontaneously combust.

Next week:  i bend salad forks with my mind.  It ought to get me my own show on the Sci Fi channel.

Well, tomorrow the world is going to end-again.  Guess it's time to find some tall, uber sexy domme and party like it's 1844!

Hugs to you Adventists with a sense of humor!

Just back from Europe, and the news is all about bin Laden.  I suppose it's all about priorities; Bush went looking for oil, Obama found him in an affluent suburb surrounded by pakastani military personnel in a couple of years.  Frankly, if Hillary had won, they probably would've found him in 09.  Kudos to the intelligence personnel that found him, but honestly, there didn't seem to be too much urgency during the Bush administration if he was hanging out in a huge house outside of islamabad.  Meanwhile, in Europe, they're busy ignoring the Libyan situation.  Is the priority there oil, or the people?  hmmmm.....the PTB's are saying they want Qaddafi out; exactly how hard is he to find?

 And the parade continues:

  <domme> on 4/3/11 at 8:40 PM:   I do not sweep that is my slaves job
     Sasinak on 4/3/11 at 8:54 PM:   In a traditional sense, yes. 

<domme>. on 4/3/11 at 8:58 PM:   k
So , i went to email back a thank you for dropping by - i know, i should've sooner- and found i was blocked.  Guess i am a bigger bitch than i thought.  Ah well, her home is either crowded or a mess, so it could be worse.

Maybe she vacuums?

Well, in the wake of the Academy Awards, i have to wonder about all the hand wringing about "The Social Network" not winning Best Picture.  Frankly, a PR film about a mediocre coder who stole an old idea from a trio of numbskulls and turned it into one of the worst wastes of rack space is not anything worthy of an Oscar.  No, "The King's Speech" wasn't the best picture of the year, but it was terrific, and Colin Firth truly deserved his award.  Watching four lames whine about trust in a room full of lawyers is not entertainment-it's torture.

Weird Message #39:

 <name> on 1/1/11 at 12:29 AM:

"may i be the toilet for you both? d"

So now apparently i have multiplied into two?  Multiple personalities, perhaps?  Or my evil domme twin from outer space??

It is interesting to see the wide range of approaches from the dominants on this site; it tends to range from brief, poorly spelled orders to  almost plaintive, diffident entreaties.  i often think that it's a sign of the times that d/s is still continuing to increase it's presence in the country, even while the 'let's go back to the 19th century' political trend continues.

What seems pretty clear is that CM, like most kink oriented internet forums is providing a medium for people to introduce themselves to BDSM, and find their identity in that space.  And, while a new submissive's entry into the BDSM is certainly fraught with some peril (physical and otherwise) it seems to me to underline the difficulties for dominants of transitioning from a vague desire into a polished reality.

Unfortunately, the mental and emotional aspects of dominance can't really be taught, in my humble opinion; you can't really teach someone to want or even need that level of control or possession of another-you have it or you don't.  However, the method to that lovely bit of madness is another story entirely.  While quite a few doms or dommes seem to feel a leather vest, a well stocked toy bag, and a loud voice are all that is needed, in reality it's not easy to pick up the kind of experience as a well rounded dom or domme.  

Whatever the best approach might be, bluffing your way through is almost certainly the worst; you won't fool anyone for long, and for anyone with any experience in d/s, it's an instant turn off.  Sad, but hereabouts  it all seems to be about trying to impress in 60 seconds, rather than just initiating a conversation that might (heaven forbid) lead to something, even if it's just an insight or two.  I have certainly spent some time detailing my 'conversations' with doms/dommes who have unique concepts of d/s and human interaction to say the least.  I have to think that the biggest problem too many here have is the need to impress, rather than to connect, which OUGHT to be what this site-and others- are about.

And the fan mail keeps pouring in...

MistressKelly07 on 4/28/10 at 5:44 PM:

Hello bitch how are you doing ?

MistressKelly07 on 10/20/10 at 8:36 PM:

Hello cunt slut whore bitch how are you doing ?

MistressKelly07 on 10/20/10 at 8:38 PM:

cunt whore slut bitch

Now THERE's creativity for you.  Apparently, for some evolution seems to be stuck in 'Reverse' with the gas pedal firmly pressed to the floor.  

I wonder if Toyota can recall people?

And tonight, registering a 9.6 on the weirdness meter:

Master<"of something other than composing emails"> on 10/18/10 at 11:04 PM:

hello slave how are you

Sasinak on 10/18/10 at 11:04 PM:

fine, thank you-

Master<"InquiringMindsWantToKnow"> on 10/18/10 at 11:08 PM:

what is slave doing

Sasinak on 10/18/10 at 11:09 PM:

just working.

[OK, generally, i am open to intelligent conversation.  However, this is not an example of how to start one]

Master<"CutToTheChase"> on 10/18/10 at 11:09 PM:

what is your yahoo id

[WOW.  That was one slick segue; the email equivalent of the ol' seventh grade "yawn, stretch, and try to cop a feel move" at the matinee]

Sasinak on 10/18/10 at 11:14 PM:

Ok, so much for polite disinterest.  if you take the time to read my profile, you might notice the recurrence of the word 'lesbian'; the definition of which in this case would be 'a lack of interest in continuing this exchange further.'

good bye, and good luck in your search-

[I know, the classic snarky bitch move-what can i say, it's late, and i am still working on this f'n RFP]

Master<"OutOfOffice"> on 10/18/10 at 11:15 PM:

  Sasinak,
Thanks for writing to me!  I've received a large number of messages and am unable to respond to each one individually at this time.  I'll be responding to my messages in more detail when I'm better able to do so.
With regard,
Master<"PublishersClearingHouse">Sasinak,
Thanks for writing to me!  Please note that I'm presently involved in a relationship and am therefore unable consider other offers at this time.
With regard,
MasterSasinak,
Thanks for the kind words and good luck in your search!
With regard,

OK, on a site where people telling you they want you to eat their bodily waste draws a yawn, this last part is like Queen Elizabeth sporting a purple mohawk.  Excuse me?  " Please note that I'm presently involved in a relationship and am therefore unable consider other offers at this time."  i can well imagine; with his astounding charm and smooth chat, women must be beating down his door.  What's really interesting is that his Tolstoy-esque form response dwarfs his actual conversation; it's like a 'hello' being followed by one of those auto lease disclaimers on TV.  I have visions of Helen Keller suddenly singing all of Wagner's "Der Ring des Nibelungen" on her deathbed.

Ah well, that image will put me to sleep (Wagner is useful in that way)-the rep can wait for the RFP one more day, anyway.

Heigh ho, another night, another hotel room in the saga of the weary software professional.  While constantly being on the road has it's disadvantages, being out of state does give me the blessing of seeing how other state's candidates smear each other mercilessly, while saying nothing of their own qualifications, plans, or (god forbid!) newfangled idears.

After watching a weekend's worth of Meg Whitman and Carly Fiorina attempting to pose as technology executives, i find myself missing Billy Mays.

It truly is sad, though; that two astoundingly incompetent, self promoting, and greedy women could managed to position themselves as 'tech leaders'.  Meg Whitman couldn't tell you what HTML stands for, and Carly couldn't spell 'HTML'.  One was a manager at playskool, struggling with the massive responsibility of handling the all important "Mr. Potatohead" product (no, i am NOT kidding).  The other managed to screw up 3 tech companies in just 18 months-and was fired by two for incompetence, leading to a well deserved position as one of the "20 worst CEOs of all time".  Neither, by the way, has ever voted in their lives, but i can see why it wouldn't stop them, since they were willing to violate the most cardinal rule of all technology enterprises: understand your business.

We have truly come to a pretty pass, if this represents the 'best' that 'today's woman' has to offer; self promotion, greed, spin, and phenomenal incompetence.

I enjoy abuse as much as the next sub-but this is a bit hard to swallow.

[November 6]

Well, as the dust settles, the numbers were pretty illuminating.  Both Meg and Carly were demolished by a pair of rather tired old professional politicians in the counties where there is a technology presence (in some cases 80-20 percent), but fared well in counties where manure is the primary investment with regards to future production.  Coincidence?  You make the call.  Overall, we now have GOP elected leaders carrying out the mandate of the wealthy and the special interests instead of Democrat elected leaders carrying out the mandate of the wealthy and the special interests.

"plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose."