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| We are a loving couple, both with dominant personalities, seeking a submissive for part time play with a potential of becoming more permanent. We want a pretty little slave to torment together. She must be clean, willing to laugh, and able to put up with our odd sense of humor. We're outgoing and a little crazy, a lot kinky, and very secure with each other. We want someone drama free, and who's able to have a good time. This could move to a full time live in position if you click, but will be, presently, a friend, and someone to have a good time with.
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Is it still necrophilia if the corpse you're having sex with has been reanimated?
I believe this question could become increasingly pertinent in the event of a zombie apocalypse....
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Replies will be slow. I am still here. But my computer is broken and going in for service. That means I'm going to be borrowing computers, so I have to be careful what websites I access. Sorry everyone!
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*Headdesk* Really? Did I really need to know you could do that with seafood?
REALLY?
There's a reason I often come and go off this site. Because I get this feather up my bum that makes me think, "MAYBE THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT?!" and LO!, my misconceptions are DASHED.
Not really. Met some awesome people, so far.
But I have to say--I do not partake of activities involving squids.
Ever.
Hentai tentacle sex monsters should never exist irl. For any reason. At all.
They need a hard limit button for that.
"Sex with sea monsters: HARD LIMIT!"
Make life easier.
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Hey!
Okay, I hope you guys get this. I accidentally removed all my photos. More will be posted soon.
Beyond that, I'm out of commission until after the 13th. Have massive amounts of schoolwork, and that comes before any of this stuff. Sorry darlings.
Continue to email and send me love, though. I'll reply to it all when I get back!
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Oh my god. Oh my god oh my god omg omgomgomgomgomg (etc etc etc.)
I have determined that I want a trap.
Curses upon the chan boards that take up my life, and confuse my vagina when a pretty girl turns out to be a boy in disguise. THIS IS NOT RIGHT I SAY! NOT RIGHT!
My orientation is confused. Help me. xD
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And I know officially have NO MONEYS.
Ugh, pox on the capitalistic masses who created online shopping, and debit cards, and massive bills, and low paying jobs. POX ON THEM I SAY!
In the great words of wisdom once said to me.... "I'll pour TAR on their nasties...and...something else that rhymes with CHEESE!"
I need money.
Can't wait for second job to start paying up. Maybe then I can go a week without worrying about busting the bank just to pay off all the important things (car bills, medical bills, etc.)
Grrrr at overpriced doctors and badly run public transport systems.
And my own bad budgeting skills. And lack of sleep.
/rant
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Okay let's work something out here, yeah? The probability of me taking a submissive role (such as the multiple emails I've gotten saying, "Contact me to see if I can make you my slave bitch" or "so, are you looking to kneel for a mistress?") IS <.00000001. Especially if you irritate me right off the bat.
Little rules of Z's universe.
1. I DO NOT SUBMIT TO FEMME WOMEN. I am sexist. Very, very sexist. I find women are most beautiful, and most attractive, when they're flushed, splayed out before me, calling me "mistress" or "miss" and dragging their nails down my back as I make them scream. That's when I love them most. NOT standing over me. There are very few exceptions to this...such as:
-if you are a lesbian boi/butch. Femme girls can't really submit to, but the butches...holy goodness. Vurry hot.
-I'm in a real relationship with you and in love with you. Then, I'll do anything for you.
2. I've NEVER SUBBED. Don't think because I've changed my status to switch that I'm going to drop to my knees and let you collar me. As it says on my profile, I'm into EXPLORING. I'd like to test the waters and expand and see what comes of letting someone else take control, but it has to be done on my terms, and cannot be with someone who wants something permanent. If you are interested in playing and helping me explore, we need to discuss terms (which if sex is involved, I would like proof of you being STD free, if possible...and boys, condoms? If you don't like them, don't contact me, we clear?)
3. Sub men? You're adorable. You're sweet. You're normally WONDERFUL to talk to...but no. Sorry lovey's, but I don't do well with subby boys. I'm a switch because I like the power fight that can happen in bed, so I would truely love a switch man.
4. Yes, I'm a fanfiction nut, I LOVE Harry Potter, Gundam Wing, and Firefly. I write my own stories, and I normally spend my time wrapped up in my own head. I'm not that social, and don't like huge social situations. And I also use slang from Firefly and other shows that I watch....I'm a geek. So shoot me. Please be tolerant of that, yeah?
5. What's more important than you? Me. My education, and my job. I'm very dedicated to my field of study, and because of that, I don't have a lot of free time. So if you desire extra contact, then please respect that. And if we wind up cool and you help me study, you get extra bonus love cookies....XD LOL!
Anyway...
/rant.
Thanks loves!
*Goes back to sacriligious ice cream* WOOO!
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Doobdoobdoob!
I have officially decided that ice cream is god like.? Or is god.? Which means I'm licking god....
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| Age: 20 |
| Bassett,
Virginia |
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