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SarcasticUser

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Damien
Read my entire profile or do not bother writing me, you will be immediately blocked.
To begin a conversation, e-mail me and tell me who you are, what your experience is, what you enjoy or do not enjoy doing. What makes you more worthy than the others whose e-mails I am receiving? Send a clothed picture with the first email. Your face does not need to be in the picture, but you must be clothed.
NOT looking for a full time live in slave unless your intent is to move me into your house.
Primarily looking for an unattached, unmarried male who can play with me on my terms. Prefer a masochist. I want a boy I can hurt because it amuses me, watch him washing my panties while he's naked, on his hands and knees scrubbing my floor, using his ass if I feel like it. I will consider a couple or a female as well. Female must be bisexual because she will be a sexual playmate when I am in the mood. I am seeking someone real for occasional play that could turn into long term or not, depending on our compatibility. I don't do heavy foot fetish or body worship so please don't waste my time or yours. No sex with men, with or without strings. While I understand that un-gelded studs sometimes have erections, I will only play with gentlemen. You will not orgasm around me, if you do, you will be told to immediately dress and leave. No second chances, no "funishment", no BS. Your orgasms in my presence will be on my terms, not yours. If this bothers you, look elsewhere. I am not looking to be a wife, a lover or a mommy. I want a submissive, not a slave, not a sissy, not a cross-dressing slut who wants me to feminize them. If you do not understand these terms, please do not send a message to me. I am also not interested in taking a submissive or slave that another Dominant wishes to send for "training". Men, I don't care how wonderful you think you are at licking pussy, you aren't doing it. There will be give and take, I will take your extreme likes and dislikes into consideration. You must be flexible, willing to occasionally play with a straight male friend of mine present, not be jealous of other submissives who might be asked to join in, etc... Have paperwork proving you are STD free and be prepared to show it. If you do not agree with or understand this rule, move on. It is not negotiable.
9/12/2013 2:09:37 PM

What a busy summer it was! I am finally able to focus on play time again. I have a few different chores for those of you who like chores. I might even have a few cross dressing items available for those who help to clear out my stuff. (Especially brand new unopened makeup items.)

 

Anyone interested?

5/11/2013 1:54:39 PM
I do not dislike getting head. I dislike having a man or woman lapping at my cunt like a dog. Boredom overcomes me and I am ready to move onto something I enjoy. I enjoy having my toes suckled, my feet gently rubbed. I have no problems leaving my pantyhose or stockings on while it is happening. Yes, I will send my hose home with you if you have been well behaved. I love to have a pet who will quietly sit at my feet so I may stroke their hair. I can be gentle and I can be sadistic. If you message me, be willing to meet the next weekend. Submissive must be able to host, as I have vanilla roommates.
4/4/2013 11:40:20 AM

Things are very busy, unable to answer emails currently. Patience please.

4/1/2013 6:30:40 AM

Pretty basic requests. Send a clothed picture with your e-mail, face shot not needed for first contact. If we are going to meet, you must be recently tested for STDs, have you own impact items such as canes if you wish canes used, must provide your own insertable toys and condoms. (Yes idiot, if I am inserting toys in your ass by mutual consent, I want to be sure you have been tested, even if we are not fucking.)

If you do not have any intention of complying,? feel the need to demand my pictures first, or want to whine about my asking you to endure STD testing if we are "not having sex", go bother someone else. A current STD workup showing you are negative is a must, not a suggestion. I have mine, I expect the same from those with whom I play. Small cuts can be opened on your skin by accident during play, cbt involves your genitals, ass play involves sexual contact.

I do not want a toilet slave, 24/7 nor a person to queen.

3/31/2013 5:40:18 PM

"I want to be bound, gagged so I cannot beg you to stop. Then you suck my cock over and over to see how many times you can get me off." Yep, sounds submissive to me!

How about I tie you up, gag you so I do not have to listen to you whine, then bring you to the brink of orgasm over and over, never allowing you to slime my house with your filthy cock snot?

3/31/2013 3:00:12 PM

Newsflash,

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If your initial profile pic shows your cock, that pretty much says what you are worth. Not much. If I want a worthless, meaningless fuck with something big, I'll go shopping in produce. Cucumbers have bigger brains than most of the men, Dominant and submissive on here!

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Put your damn clothes on and try it again. Don't even bother writing me without a picture of yourself wearing clothes. Don't write me, I will delete your e-mail.

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To those who want "sex" and are upset I am not intending to fuck you, go whine to someone who gives a shit. I don't want a lover, I want a submissive. If I wanted a lover, it sure as hell wouldn't be one of you sissies. The last thing I want is to fuck someone who is whining like a bitch in heat in my ear!

MadameLazonga
 
 Age: 31
  Oregon