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Pervtographer Like me, hate me, there isn?t much between. The Cosmic question, who am I? The short answer; I am a Gentleman of Fortune. A gentleman turned pyrate. In decent society , I may seem to be a reserved and polite man going about everyday life. When I want something. I make it my own. When I am challenged, I become the most ruthless bastard you have ever met. I only will give quarter long enough to taunt you or humiliate you. Many have mistakenly underestimated me. Hedonist, for me is summed up in three words. LUST, LOOT, LAUGHTER! The real truth; I am a gentleman. Mannered, polite, easygoing and tolerant are adequate deions. I am just a regular guy going about his everyday life. We all have our secrets and dark corners that we?ve locked our demons in. Mine are mostly harmless or properly secured. Divorced for a while now, and my son is grown. I am successful in my professional life and make a comfortable living. No debts and I don?t need credit cards. I have never had any legal issues or been to jail. I am a good father figure and very responsible. I refuse to act my age. I am full of good advice and helpful information. Also, a lot of useless trivia and stories leak out of me at times. I tell great stories, from anecdotes to tall tales. All of which could be confused with facts or actual happenings. I make friends slowly but ones that I do, last for life. I am EXTREMELY loyal and protective. It is a prince charming complex. Some things that get me in trouble are that I speak my mind and tell the truth. If it is a painful truth, I will try to phrase it constructively. (If, I like you otherwise it might just be blurted out.) I am the same person in any setting. I won?t pretend for anyone. Whether at work, bar home, family reunion you get what you see. I hate fake people. My hobbies are so many (like my fetishes) that it might be boring to read. To simplify my likes they include crafty things, photography, art, writing, music, Lego pyrate ships, games, toys and of course rum and whiskey. Sports bore me, but I will go to an occasional game with a group. I just don?t want to talk about it. Ever. My tastes are really expensive, but I do love simpler things in life as well. Sunsets in Venice, Italy drinking Italian sparkling wine or a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the Bahamas. I love to go out and to stay in. I drink socially and smoke. Don?t have any use for drugs, did it when I was a kid but I?m happy without them. I don?t care whom does them wish they gave the stuff away free. There would be less traffic on the road if everyone stayed high at home. (For the crazy trolls, the last part was called dry humor.) That brings me to sarcasm and dry wit. To wit I believe that I am sarcastic and witty. Please don?t bother interrupting me I and not accepting opinions on this subject. Now for the good part; Sex. Truthfully, other than a few relatives, a mechanic and a plumber, men are uninteresting and useless. Cross dressing men, sissy and transgender confuses me and makes me set my brain to ignore. I tolerate any choice a person makes and I?m sure this is my short coming for not taking the time. I?ll just mind my own business. Women are why I get up in the morning. I see beauty in almost all of them. (I?m not discussing physical beauty at this point that shall address in the LUST section.) They are soft, squishy, and yet hard as a diamond. I like taking ladies shopping; I love to watch them play dress up. I am a photographer and you should read that as voyeur. My lusts, of course are to the young and attractive. My penis has very shallow tastes. Loves are usually smart, clever, and those women that enjoy life and embrace new experiences. Young or young at heart will capture me. Big eyes, long necks and belly buttons make me silly. Naughty exhibitionist baby girls keep me happy. I do not care for or will allow permanent damage to a female. This doesn?t include tats, piercings, mods, etcetera.. I am violently opposed to non-consensual violence against women and minors. I will stop it or be killed trying. This is about my only hard line. I do dislike stupid and rudeness. I am a dominate; an alpha male even in a room of dominates. I am a Dad. These are not thing I do in a scene. This is who I am. I am a good man with a good heart that loves his freedom. My personality is very strong and I have come to accept who I am. I list that I am ?insert adjective here? when I can. That pertains to how my partner(s) want their relationship as well. I like have had many partners that don?t want to be dominated. That doesn?t mean I am not always a dom or dad. Relationships require two or more people to agree. Dominates that don?t have a sub are called a dick. Ok so I put a lot into this that no one is going to read. I am serious so I wanted to put in a little more effort. Kudos if you are awake. I am not going to waste your time or waste time on someone that wanted to test the waters. If you want an on-line relationship. You should be a cam girl and make (good) money. If you want a man that will be part of your life, be ready to meet. Pheromones, the subtle emotions that cross a woman?s face and touch are essential for me to have a relationship. I have seen others that put up warning about using text and pictures from their profile. Use mine. I don?t care. You have to be pretty lame to be studying human interaction that people post on the internet. Go pet your white mice and I?m sure they will explain what interaction is truly about.

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Madamsfield
 
 Age: 26
 Toronto, United Kingdom