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Now I understand what all that text in profiles means......
- "Under consideration" - means - we live at either ends of the country - and we may even meet one day!
- "Looking for a strong Master" - means - I really cant be bothered with anything - and I want someone else to do it for me
- "Bubbly and Unconventional" - means - fat and annoying
- "Loyal and attentive" - means - stalker
- "Selective and discerning" - means - I can't maintain a relationship
- "Professional, slim and great company" - means - shallow, self-centered and dull.
- "Feisty and Exciting" - means - argumentative and irritating
- "Had some experience and now looking to learn more" - means - I've read 50 Shades of Grey and I like the sound of nipple clamps - much better than the washing pegs I've been using until now.
- "Looking for an Alpha Male" - means - I need someone to sort out my crap.
- "Adventurous, imaginative and well travelled" - means - gold digger.
- "Looking for discrete" - means - not for real.
- "Just here to catch up with old friends and have some fun" - means - once you get to know me - you'll also find me irritating.
- "Happy to swap pics after we have got to know each other" - means - I hope you fall for my personality before I send you my awful picture.
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| Age: 39 |
| CANTON,
Michigan |
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