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Kink-wise...
- I?am a?doll.
- I am an exhibitionist. (not online, real-life only :P)
- I am submissive.
- I am a masochist.
- I love to tease.
- I love to be teased.
- I love to flirt.
- I am curious and love trying new things.
- I am into degredation.
- I'm intense, passionate, but also playful.?
- And I am a kid in a candy store :)?

So here's my weird list of stuff about me/my personality?past the kinks. ?

- Well you already know I like making lists
- I also love quotes
- I don't take life to seriously, but I'm not an airhead either. I have?firmly planted myself in the middle. As I often do.
- I love my tangents, they usually involve a funny story.
- I love to laugh more than anything in the whole wide world...except for maybe a good kosher dill?pickle. I love pickles.
- I don't take crap from people, but still somehow manage to be sweet. (I think that's just part of being southern)



I do have a partner, but we're open.
6/20/2011 8:04:03 PM

Most of you are either heinous, weird, or absolutely full of shit. If you are not, congratulations on being in the top 0.5 % of the bdsm population. You get a cookie.

1/4/2011 9:55:59 PM

I am an open book for the next 5 minutes. At midnight I turn back into a pumpkin. That is all. 

11/10/2010 4:51:03 PM

Son coeur est un luth suspendu;
Sitot qu'on le touche il resonne
.
– De Beranger

It's much better to be genuinely angry than a fake happy. But it's never better to be genuinely sad. It is better to be risky than to be over-controlled. It's better to be hard to hold onto than it is to be easy to pin down.  People are generally their own best guide. Base your life around the quiet emotions that linger in the back of your mind. Love people as best you can. And be brave.  

I'm way to be young to be set in my ways, but my ways are my ways. And I like them. <3

10/27/2010 3:34:54 PM

OH! And.... gayroller

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally

10/27/2010 3:33:33 PM

Two things I have learned from my trip to Atlanta two weeks ago:

1. I can handle driving in crazy-ass traffic. So long as I have a garmin. If I get the job down there, that thing's gonna be permanently glued to hand. And permanently set on the Australian's voice. All the other ones make me wanna shoot someone.

2. The ghetto's not that scary. I've got alot of regulars at one of my jobs and one of them informed me that I'd do well in the ghetto "pretty redheaded white girl, huge ass...they love you in the ghetto." Which sort of makes me worry that I'm gonna end up stuffed and mounted backward's on someone's wall as an art piece or something (this is still the south, we do that).  Anyways...I can handle the ghetto so long as I'm out by night. So I spent some time on the phone with metro Atlanta today :)


8/6/2010 5:45:26 PM
Anyone who knows me well, knows how much I hate dolphins. I found this today. Hell yes.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dolphin_punch
5/13/2010 11:48:56 AM

A pretty little dress with high heels and ribbons in my hair and on my wrist. I can't wait for this weekend. :) I love dressing up.

5/7/2010 8:01:53 PM
Haha I'm watching the Godfather with my dad, and he just looked at me and said "no more italians!"

Yeah right. lol
3/23/2010 9:00:36 AM
Today, give a stranger one of your smiles.  It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.  ~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.



You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. You may have to work for it, however.
-- Richard Bach
3/4/2010 5:31:45 PM
Hey, here's random stuff about me:

- Sunsets and/or rain make me sad. But I love storms. BIG storms. I like to go out and watch them.

- As much as I hate getting my ass out of bed, I love the sunrise, and I like how sunny mornings feel, especially if they're just a little cold...or if they're ridiculously hot and I am on my way to the lake.

- I love black. and pink. and pretty much every color but brown and orange. I think orange and brown were made merely to make you appreciate the other less horrible colors.

- I hate cats....but that somehow didn't keep me from near jumping out of my vehicle at midnight last night to try to save one from a fox.

- I'm in love with my jeep. He's the main man in my life.

- I don't wear much make up, I don't need to, and I don't like to.

- I hate dolphins. I know right? Who hates dolphins? Well that'd be me. I do. I hate how girls buy the air freshener version and hang them in their rear view mirrors. Or how trailer trash like to buy the air brushed dolphin shirt with their name on it everytime they make it to the Daytona 500. And I hate that noise.

-I like sharks. And those big turtles (like on finding nemo "duuuuuude"). And hermit crabs. And star fish. God I love the beach.

-Also, I get distracted and go off on tangents really easy.

- I hardcore-style suck at pool, but that doesn't stop me from trying to play everytime I'm at a bar. I think it's b/c I'm bad at geometry. I get that x + 3 = 25(2) - 3x. I don't get how the volume of a corner of a square = y - 23x + MCHammer to the fifth power or whatever. And I think atleast a part of you has to understand that sort of nonsense to shoot your balls in the pockets.

- I just laughed when I wrote about shooting your balls in the pockets.
2/22/2010 6:51:53 AM

"Very interesting. Now where do these two morons keep all their secrets?" - Plankton
2/20/2010 8:58:17 AM
While I do take great pride in the fact that apparently I must look like a hooker to receive such offers. I'm not interested in working for any kinda agencies, as proud as I'm sure it would make my mother. So I will regrettably decline. Just to save you time :) 
2/20/2010 8:46:44 AM
I love bonfire nights with your best friends that are followed by sunshiney mornings and literally empty closets. :)

It's 50 degrees for the first time in weeks and I'm pretty sure that means I'm gonna be spendin my day outside swinging at the park.
kinkandsub77
 
 Age: 34
 Michigan city, Indiana