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	If you are a woman with a high sex drive then read on... In the old days they might have called you a nympho. I don't know why that word has gone out of style in favor of slut and whore. Personally, I still like nympho. But actually I like to call my girfriend sweetie and honey, and not bad names. If you're still reading my profile we both know what you are without overusing the word. Your core fantasy is to be a porn star. Maybe you actually have a good, normal career. In real life you don't want to be a porn star. You'd like to fuck porn stars. You'd like your friends in the know to think you could be one if you really wanted to. You have a hobby that you excel at. Like being a competitive marathoner or published photographer. You certainly don't want a porn star for a boyfriend. A male porn star is known for the size of his cock and not his brain. You certainly don't want to be left alone in a room full of porn stars for any length of time. If they aren't fucking, they probably aren't very interesting. Whatever your outrageous fantasy, porn star or otherwise, I can help you. What separates me from the other guys is that I'm dedicated to getting your rocks off. Maybe you need to be supplemented with toys and boys. Or maybe a girl can keep you on the edge even longer. You will also encourage my kinky explorations, and we will be a competively kinky team. About me --- Successful creative professional Tease, joker, and storyteller Not the jealous type (just tell me all the details) Adventurous attitude toward life well beyond just sex Emotionally and spiritually sound

9/19/2012 8:33:08 PM

Laughter is as important as sex---

After college I went to Europe and was staying at a pensione in Rome. I was solo, and they put in a room with a guy and two girls. The two girls where friends, but the other guy was also solo. The girls shared a full size bed, the other guy a single bed. I had the top bunk, and the bottom bunk was empty. We were sitting around drinking Amaretto in the evening, and the one girl Shoshana said that she liked the kind of man that just came out and said what he wanted. About herself she said that she won the prize for having the biggest ass, the biggest tits, and the the biggest Jewish nose. Yes, she was a double-take in each of those proportions. After everybody went to bed, I sneaked over and whispered in her ear that I wanted to have sex with her. I was so tickled when she said yes, and we got up in the top bunk together. The night was a complete giggle fest. All I can really remember is running my hands over and over her huge ass and just laughing the night away with those other horny kids trying to ignore us down below. Can we be like that, my Lovely Reader, with as much laugher as sex?

8/31/2012 4:44:37 PM

Comedy is my medicine for getting through life.