Once again CM brings me back for the riches of comedy gold! 

Question friends: 

1.  How many pictures of your boner did you take today while posing with your glock? 

Of those picture how many did you self censor said boner in MSpaint? 

2.  What quantity of soda bottles, pizza crusts, dirty laundry, and empty king cobra cans is it acceptable to leave in a profile picture? 

3. If I'm a man in Finland and I really like this picture from a girl on My Space in California, can i use it as my main profile pic?