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SubDaniella
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TeenMeat
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Oh em gee. New profile time. =)
Lets see. In the old profile (the relevent parts of which, now rest in my journal.. thing) I glossed over anything that can be considered interesting or factual about myself, in fact, I don't actually recall putting anything in there at all, which might be of value. So, now we start over, and perhaps this one will be a little more useful.
For starters, I have a limited amount of experience. There's something about having the face of a high school junior which tends to attract a certain type. That type can be divided into two distinct camps:
1. Really innocent vanilla girls
2. Pedophiles
For grossly different reasons, both options are less than satisfying. I mean, I'm sure church is fun and all, and I imagine there has to be some reason babyfucking is so in vogue these days, neither one constitute what I'm really looking for.
In reality though, the relationship (whatever its context) still is the most important foundation for the naughtiness. I mean, at the end of the day, were I just to tease every girl that came within ten feet of me, one, my life would be fairly empty and meaningless, and two, I'd be the worst slut ever, ever. So with that, I suppose I'm saying that I like to have some degree of depth with those I involve myself with. That depth can take on a variety of forms, but at the end of the day, there has to be something. Lots of women have a nice ass, only so many have a nice ass and are interesting to talk to.
So, to finally cut to the chase, here are some things about myself, and other things which for whatever reason, I find attractive in a chick, feel free to read, or, not, since well, I can't throw my shoe at you from here.
-I tend to enjoy the rock and or roll, and am a bit of a music snob, so realistically speaking, it would probably help if you had at least over lapping tastes, because you know, snobbery and such.
-On a similar subject, I'm obsessed with rock band, and totally need a partner in that, since most of my friends.. well they drink, and when they drink, they tend to fail. Both at games, and life. And the board game, the game of life.
-I have a dark sense of humor, so, I'd kinda like it if you didn't find cancer jokes offensive. Or lupus. Aids. Have you ever been stuck behind someone writing a check for a gallon of milk at the grocery store, and heard someone at the back of the line mutter "Goddamn waterheads." Well, that's me. Hi! Nice to meet you! :)
-I find something very hot about a woman who is casual in using the word cunt.
-Also, I find it incredibly hot when a woman can completely fake interest in my hobbies. And yes, we know its fake. You don't want to wear the little jersey, even if you look fantastic in it.
Sidenote, are there any guy clothes that can't be shrunk, and made to be hot on a chick..
-I'm actually kind of an affection whore, not like, the making out during dinner type, but tend to make a lot of bodily contact. You know, so, if that bothers you.. whew.. you're so going to hate me. Like, bunches.
-To me, kink is another dynamic for a relationship, akin to that tired layers of an onion analogy that the unwashed and uncreative tend to throw around. It can't be the definition of the relationship, but if its something both are into, it really can't be totally supressed either.
-Oh! I still watch cartoons too. Right now I'm going through an Invader Zim and original Looney Tunes phase if you so cared.
I might think of more to add some other time, but right now, I'm out. Drop a line if you'd like, or not, because as mentioned before, I can't throw my shoe at you from here.
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I feel like I should probably stop wearing as a badge of honor, the fact that I five starred both Combat Baby by Metric and Misery Business by Paramore on vocals in Rock Band.
I get this strange vibe that this fact exudes the opposite of sex appeal. Some sort of anti-gravity with regards to making a girl hot under the collar.
I probably shouldn't mention my shirt which has the lyrics for Friday I'm in Love in pictorial form. Yeah, let's keep that a secret.
I'm totally manly. Macho to the core. Hyper masculine, et cetera. |
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Begin transmission.
The following is brought ot you by Snickers. Hungry? Eat a Snickers.
No more moping journal entries. I am content. Happy even. That is all.
End transmission.
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Hmm. Sort of thought you left that feeling of being alone in a crowd in high school. I'm entirely too old for this. |
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Here is something I don't think I've written in a very long time. I'm content. And optimistic. And happy. And all I can think is, my 26th year of life has been pretty awesome. Definitely kicking year 25's chronological ass.
All smiles man, all smiles. |
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I totally demand birthday treats.
Also, is it possible to have an Amanda Knox fetish? If so.. guilty as charged!
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Ask me about the incredibly awesome book I just read..
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Oh yeah. And attach a please and thank you to that last one.
See. I'm sweet. Well not like, diabetic sweats sweet, but, you get the idea.
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Okay, here's the thing. I'm a pretty easy person to get along with. But honestly, if you don't want to talk to me, don't start talking to me. Its an odd thing. Nowhere else in life do you start a conversation, without intending on having a conversation.
Except here.
I don't really understand it.
So, in other words, I love talking. I'm quite the chatty gent (I like to convince myself its part of my charm.. or something) however, if you don't want to talk to me, then don't start talking to me. Its confusing.. and sorta weird.
And sad making.
And actually really weird.
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Currently re-working my profile just a bit, so, since this was my favorite part of my old one, I decided to move it to here. For anyone who had not previously seen my profile, a couple years ago, for my independent advanced behavioral research project, I looked into sexual sadism and masochism in American life. Specifically what "normal" (as defined by.. well.. whoever..) couples admitted to doing. So, if you haven't seen these before. Enjoy.
1.
If you include spankings, and the use of handcuffs as BDSM activities
then, 50% of adults actively engage in BDSM activities in their
lifetimes.
2. If you do not include those, then 25% of all adults engage in BDSM activities.
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Of those who do not actively engage in these activities, more than half
of them have at some regular fantasy with some BDSM element included.
4. The higher the education level of a person, the more likely they are to desire or engage in BDSM activites.
5. The same can be said for income levels.
6. The same can be said about those who read more.
7.
There is some correlation which suggests that those who engage in safe,
consentual BDSM activities are less likely to be convicted of a crime
in their adult lives.
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| Age: 35 |
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