How to get a Sub

To all Dom guys out there, here's what you do

• Contact them, but don't use more than two lines in case you wear your fingers out
• Become over-familiar by calling them sub names that you have just made up
• Insist they call you Master or Sir, and demand immediate obediance
• Hurl abuse at them if they don't swoon at your awesome messages
• Don't just ask them for their phone number so you ca have a wank - go the whole hog and request their address and bank details too, and the names of their pets
• If married, tell them you are single - that always works
• Hit them with a friend request immediately - they are submissive, thus clearly have no friends whatsoever
• Finally, when you fail to attract a sub (and you will) change your profile, pretend to be a girl, and start sending me lots of messages - I await in anticipation

Rick

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