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1Aysel
You have painstakingly crafted the paragraphs after months of studying The Game, Black Swan, and a couple biographies of Elon Musk. You are the natural, friendly, alpha male, legitimate and powerful. You have a lot of money which you allude to but do not outright say. You do important things in important places with important people. But don't mistake your kindness for weakness- You are not to be trifled with. Women automatically know you are the smartest, most insightful, chivalrous bad boy CEO in any gathering. Other men cower in the shadows wishing they had the mental or physical prowess to knock you down a peg out of jealousy, but they are forced to bow to your greatness. You are tall (you wish you were taller, but you leave that out) and have piercing eyes (you wish they were blue, but you leave that out). Your sex life is like something out of fiction, and if she is a very, very lucky, deserving girl (she knows how valuable your time is), she may get to bask in the aura that is you. You cannot help yourself; it's instinctual. Some men are just born to be on top of everything and everyone; and while you acknowledge you did not ask for it, you are going to ride it for all it's worth. When people interact with you, they feel like they are in a movie. After all, you have studied the role and mastered it. She can really get into the role that is not a role, and so can you, especially after a few drinks of scotch, expensive wine, or craft cocktails). You reinforce each other, because you deserve each other, because you are both accomplished and unique. You are not insignificant. You are actually the best. You are number one.
5/17/2013 5:18:35 PM

There are a lot of female profiles on here that basically can be reduced to:


"Here I am.  Write me a long message letting me know that I'm special and you aren't sending generic messages to thousands of women a day."


That's fine to want that, but most of the time there's nothing particularly special about you that can be discerned from a vague profile and a few pics.  You only become special after getting to know you, what kind of person you are, how you react in different situations... The whole enchilada.


Instead, the only thing I have to focus on is the pic of your boobs or ass, and a list of interests, along with some basic biographical information.


This makes my greeting likely to be: "Hey, nice tits." or "I like dildos too!!!".  Not really, but that's what's going through my head.  Because there's nothing else in your profile to latch on to.


So, try to think really hard about what makes you unique in your profile.

7/14/2009 6:34:01 AM
Being blocked in the middle of an otherwise enjoyable conversation is very confusing.
6/10/2008 4:18:22 PM
A tip for the ladies: I know that a lot of you with naughty pics up are actually fellows, but for those of you who are actual women, consider that the average guy on this site probably sees hundreds of them per day and it very quickly loses all erotic effect.  A sexy face pic is 10.3 times more alluring.
imabee99
 
 Age: 21
 UCLA, California