apologies to Jeff Foxworthy.

You just might be a redneck master...

If the floor of your dungeon is covered with oil slicks and grease stains

If you keep your crops in a rack on the rear window of the cab in your pick-up truck

If you repair your leather with duct tape

you just might be a redneck sub...

If fulfilling your master's every whim means picking up a 12-pack and changing the TV channels for him

If you know what your Master expects from you by the way he belches