If you are a mature and educated person, don't read the stuff below, or you'll be bored. This is for numerous teenagers hanging around here or those who still can't grow up.
10 Golden Rules to Make a Potential Female Submissive Look Somewhere Else
1. Write “Hi” or “Hello” in the first message, nothing else.
She’ll be very interested in your non-obtrusive personality.
2. Display your cock in the profile picture. Add 2, 3, 5, 10 pictures of your precious genitals.
Definitely she has never seen penises before, even in the pictures. She’ll be curious and jump at you at once.
3. Complain about fakes. Write at least a paragraph in your profile and in your first message devoted to those bastards. Better two paragraphs.
She will certainly be impressed by your deductive abilities.
4. Write a copy-paste message. Why wasting your time? Most addressees are fakes anyway.
She will understand how busy and important you are and that you don’t have time to customize your messages.
5. Write in the first message “Tell me more about you,” even if her profile text is long and contains enough details. It will produce an impression that you’ve read her profile.
She will think you are interested in her. As for your creativity and ability to ask questions, they are for the bedroom, aren’t they?
6. Introduce yourself as “Master” or “Sir”.
She’ll be awed by your extraordinary dominance.
7. Send a picture of someone else instead of you.
She’ll be too lazy to use Image Search anyway and you’ll have a lot of fun before she discovers it is not you.
8. Begin your textual part of the profile with the words: “It is so difficult to write about myself”. Or even better: “If you want to know anything about me, just ask”.
She’ll think you are so modest, and modesty is a valuable quality. Anyway, she receives so few messages from admirers and she has so much free time that she’ll be very happy to elicit additional information from you by all means.
9. Call her an offensive name in the first message. It is common knowledge that every sub is absolutely happy about such words as “whore”, “slut”, etc.
She is used to being called like that or will have to get used.
10. Write in your profile that you are intelligent. You have to sell yourself, after all. Don’t forget to mention that you don’t want a doormat, that brain is the biggest sex organ and that mental aspects come before physical ones.
She has no ability, of course, to evaluate the level of the written text and unless you tell her you are a genius she’ll never be able to understand that herself. See my previous journal entry for more details :)
