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BurningSage
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**Despite mileage reports to the contrary, I am located in OKC**
Deliciously deviant, fun, quirky, with an odd (as a result of being one of Her Majesty's Exports) sense of humor.
I don't tolerate jealousy, excessive neediness, play acting to get attention or passive aggressive types, so if you are prone to such behavior, let me know ahead of time, so I may correct it when it exhibits itself.
I value protocol, manners, poise and a willingness to learn above physical shape and society's perceived attractiveness.
I am aroused more by intellect and expression than I am nudity and seductive poses.
If you consider yourself "experienced" and expect that to carry weight with me, please disabuse yourself of that notion. If you are inexperienced and already have certain expectations of what an owner should do *for you* please educate yourself a little more before contacting me.
I do enjoy a little... "foreplay" before I meet a girl in person, but I do not intend to provide you with internet only arousal, so please don't waste my time and yours if that is all you seek.
Having said all that, I love to teach, to educate and mentor... so if you come to me honestly, openly and frankly, I will probably enjoy getting to know you without expectations.
And to all out there who already honor me with your friendship...*kisses with pinches*
As for what I'm looking for...
I'm not looking for Aphrodite, as I'm no Paris or Adonis... however, if you dread seeing your doctor because of "the lecture", you'll find I'm 20 times meaner when lecturing regarding that. (So save your time and your blood pressure if you are unhealthily overweight)
I'm not looking to be a surrogate father, either you have a support mechanism in place for your younglings, or they've left home or you don't have (and don't plan to have) any.
.. Now.... if you want me to spank your butt and call me "Daddy" - that's altogether different. *evil grin*
I'm currently working on being a crotchety, cane-shaking, grouchy old man... and I'm only just middle aged... however, I love to laugh, love to cry (for good reasons), and am a freakin' ridiculous-because-I-should-know-better-hopeless-romantic, this plan is not working out so well.
Things you should know about me:
Vanilla is Methadone.
I don't care for casual or once in a blue moon hookups (black and blue mooning is another story).
If you're in a relationship, chances are it's not going to work out, I like leaving stripes and, let's face it, eventually he's going to notice.
If you're a little geeky, cute and make sexy noises when your neck is being kissed passionately some, or most of these rules may not apply... after all, I am just a man... and some women just know how to make us mortals feel like gods... and just like ancient greek myths tell us... when mortals gain divine aspirations, they are usually buggered... wait... that might have been Notting Hill. Oh well. I'm no Hugh Grant.
So in closing, friends is always nice... but I'm not here to add people to my face-bo... er "tome" profile.
Please be local, serious and drama free... and I may take 2 out of 3. ;)
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I hate playing the "what makes a submissive a TRUE (twue?) submissive" game. After all, if someone isn't submissive but does what the other person wants just to feel attractive, wanted and desired, all the while by trying to be something they're not, would you really say they were not submissive? |
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I wonder every time I see "Beach combing" listed as an interest for a girl in Kansas or Missouri.
... it's not a good wonder. |
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"Cause you make me talk
and you make me feel
and you make me show
what I'm trying to conceal.
If I trust in you
Will you let me down?
Will you laugh at me
If I said I care for you?
Could you feel the same way too....?" |
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really going to pass on any interest. I'm sure that will TOTALLY depress the Kansas City crowd... but I'm too tired and stressed from work and other related issues to be anything other than a grouchy old man with a cane shouting "get off my lawn".
I'm gonna take the rest of the year off as a sabbatical... look me up when you see me making fruitatas.
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Finally getting to see my baby girl tomorrow. While I may be poly, it doesn't mean that the company of another can totally ease the pain of separation from one I love.
On that subject... being poly... sucks. I really wish I could be a happy monogamous man. But I don't see any, I see people cheating all the time, I see guys treating their girls like shit and them being okay with it "cos at least he's not cheatin' on me"
I could do the whole 3 kinds of sperm thing here... but its getting on in the day, and if you're interested, you'll google it, and if you're not interested, who cares! hah!
p.s. why isn't google in the CM dictionary yet? |
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I love wrongness. I am going to hell. I don't care.
In fact, I need to reserve a condo by the lake of molten lava. |
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How to share a journal entry that expresses how I feel but doesn't come across as me being a smug bastard?
Don't think it can be done.
Instead I shall talk about what it currently driving my neighbors crazy.... no, not the mewling sounds of bound slaves, or the crack of whips and smacks of floggers (sadly)... no instead I refer to the divine emanations rising slowly from my crock pot, its savory tendrils penetrating every nook and cranny of this building.
And on the 7th hour he called it Slow Cooked Rump roast, and he called it goooooood.
Hey, Sadists don't JUST deal with whips, and chains you know. *evil cackle*
PS. There's plenty to go round, bring a bowl ;)
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Had a wonderful weekend with my girl, she continues to delight me with her sweet, but no nonsense approach to taking care of what life throws our way.
Love you Jessy mouse :) |
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Snow has finally started to go.
Spring has sprung!! Da-da-da-doinnnnnnnnnng!
I'm sure I'm jinxing it, but I am soooo sooo ready for spring! |
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More snow on the way, oh yayyyy. (bleh)
Things have settled down very nicely, hoping that some heat will kick in here soon.
oh - and 100 days smoke free! I'm now an ex-smoker (and I'm proud I didnt turn into one of those militant non-smokers)
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Quick update, I currently have both hands full *wink*.
As a result I may be particularly slow with any responses. So apologies in advance. |
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One of the super fun side es for some people who quit smoking is the weird insomnia.
However, now starting my 5th week, I'll take being up at 3:30 am on a Saturday morning any day.
Still at least in 2010, if you have insomnia you can get more done! Think about the 70s and 80s, heck even some of the 90s when there was no internet, no 24 hour shopping, not even 24 hour TV broadcasting!
I'll probably go back to bed here in a little bit, but if youre up late reading this too, cursing your lack of being able to sleep, be glad there's stuff to do! |
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I love technology, but I've stayed away from Cell phones for 9 years.
Well, finally today, yours truly got mobile at last. (Just a shame I cant figure out the damn thing for love nor money, DOH!)
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I'm seeing a lot of "Hard Limits: Opera" - have these people never heard: The Flower Duet, from Lackme.? And do they not know Mozart - heck - the entire Marriage of Figaro??
Look... while I am not a fan of country, I can appreciate the high points, it isn't a hard limit.
While I am a huge fan of rock, I know there are many 80s rock songs that suck royally.
One exception I will make is jazz.. never found any music of that genre that I can tolerate, let alone like - but I'm open minded - just don't torture me.(thats my role)
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There are some things that have to meet a conclusion, burying them doesn't ever make the feeling go away.
When you're ready I hope you will come seek me out |
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What an unusual 4th of July... I was only asked by 3 people if we celebrate it in England.
Means I need to expand my circle of friends I guess. /wink
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| Age: 20 |
| New York,
New York |
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