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Relax, its just a hat!
I have discovered a new kink. Bear with me, this may be weird! I am calling it Cross Political play. This is where someone of one political alignment, with consent, abuses someone from another political alignment.
Are you a liberal who has ever wanted to kick a guy in the balls just for being a republican? Wish you could strangle those smug white libertarian dudes you see online? How about suffocating a conservative douche with your fat ass, until he is desperate to inhale your farts?
Get my drift? Got any political anger you want to get take out on someone?
What if you got triggered (oh scary gun reference)-- and then went off! (damn it Jim another gun reference!)
Now, I want to state up front that while this profile may seem a bit goofy, that is because you gotta be goofy about something people take a too seriously. Hence the basis of this kink!
I am completely serious about this.
ABOUT ME
Average height, older, rich, totally white, smug libertarian in a MAGA hat.
I am very kinky and generally submissive.
I am a fat cat (cause I am rich, right?) generally good looking dude, shoving my toxic masculinity everywhere by wearing a beard (which is grey) and do-not-call-me-a-skinhead short hair up top (which is some variation of ginger.)
But seriously, I am fat. I am as fat as I am capitalist. Big belly but proportioned normally most areas, though of course thick legs.
I once dated an avowed communist. She was an SSBBW and thought stalin was not that bad of a dude. We argued a lot. Maybe this is where my fetish came from-- cause I am kinda hoping the person answering this advert will be at least a little chubby (but wont turn down skinny people- I am not a body size bigot!) After all I am a fat bastard myself-- ever wanted to kick Rush Limbaugh in the balls? I can make that (sorta pretend I am Rush Limbaugh but really kick me in my actual balls) happen!
Oh, back to the communist. We would argue a lot, but it was always in good cheer, mostly, because there was just no point in us trying to convince each other, we were too far apart. In the end the relationship did not work for that reason. But we had a lot of fun!
I am capable of holding my own in an argument- so you will have plenty of opportunity to trigger yourself-- just give me talking points and I will get your worked up (with my smug logic and racist facts!) no problemo!
YOU ARE
Angry Liberal who really would like to be (consensually) mean to a smirking dude in a MAGA hat. Chubby a bonus, Super Size is Super Bonus.
Unnatural hair color, great! Grandma Glasses, well, those actually scare me a bit, but you be you.
You should be capable of reaching orgasm from oral service, or some other method (whatever you prefer), but I am generally not seeking penis-in-vagina patriarchy here. My tongue, hands, your dildo, whatever gets you off while you are mean as you can be to me-- that is the ticket!
My orgasm is not expected.
You got a boyfriend and want to cuck me for all the times some smug jerk has called him a cuck in the past? Rub my face in it-- literally!
Also, due to our obvious polarity in political ideologies, I am not expecting a long term relationship here. But if you are genuinely capable of looking past such differences, I wont be emotionally closed off to you (its just not in my nature, I am an open accepting, quite tolerant guy.)
And while it SHOULD go without saying, let me say right here
- Open to all genders, even attack helicopters, but especially trans people, fluid, agender ect.
- Open to all races, creeds, religions, etc.
- Open to all variations of leftist progressive democratic socialism Panty-fa types etc.
- I do not care your sexuality either. You are a lesbian and you and your girlfriend want to piss in my face? Bueno! You are a gay dude and you and your boyfriend want to piss in my face? Mouths open dude!
I have pictures, but this site wont let me upload them for some reason, if you are at all interested, let me know, I will send them. I do not generally care what you look like, just so long as you have enough sense of humor to think this is a bit funny-- but enough anger to actually want to do this to me!
Peace
PS-- ABSOLUTELY NO MONEY. This is not a findom situation. Being rich means NOT having to pay for sex. I am not paying nobody reparations for nothing. Sugar babies are not getting any sugar.
Profile Created 2-5-19
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