This is the real on line Master. I'm not really 30 years old and 6'1" 210 lbs. Mom says to tell the truth. I'm 45, 5'0" 640 lbs.

Mom says I'm very handsome and any girl would be lucky to have me. Although, the last girl I seen, in real life, (1971 I think it was??) said I looked like I was hit by a MACK truck, then he backed over me a few times. I wasn't sure what she meant, but mom said that meant I looked tough and could handle anything. I did have a web cam. It worked fine every time I started it. Then my computer would crash every time I looked into the cam. Mom said their like the mirrors we have. They always crack when I look into them. Mom says it's because I'm so handsome. Mom says I'm hung like a horse. I seen my peepee one time when Mom held the mirror and I held my belly up. One time I told a pretty girl I am hung like a horse. She said I should be hung. I guess she was in a hurry because she walked away real fast and didn't finish her sentence.

I did have a job I worked very hard at. Mom says people needed to have their news paper delivered on time, and I did make sure they were all on time. Except for one day last june. I fell off my bike and scrapped my knee. So my Mom made me quit my job. She is right it is too dangerous.

I live at home with my mom, but I have my own room and mom never comes in when I have company, except to bring milk and cookies, or to tuck me in at bed time.

I'm a very, very strict and controlling Master. The slave I'm looking for will do everything I tell her too. If that's ok.. I have handcuffs I will use on my slave, they came with a cool badge and cap gun. Mom wont let me play with rope, but we can pretend, it's fun to pretend.

I owned 3 slaves. I released one when I told her to get on her knees and she didn't. So I threw her to the ground to take her like a Master should, when I jumped on her she popped. Another, I wanted to hear her talk funny. So I filled her with helium, I forgot I had the window open, she's gone. I released my last slave after mom opened my bedroom door and poked another hole in her. I didn't have anymore patches and mom said she wouldn't buy any more for her because she was starting to look like a quilt.

Mom said I can have a new slave. She said she does need to meet you first and make sure it's ok with your mom that you come into the house. So if you feel your a good enough slave for me? Talk to me.

I was going to keep this for a surprise, but I'm too excited. When mom brings us our milk and cookies!! I have ALL the Barney videos ON CD!!!!!

YES, this is meant as a joke. But in all honesty it probably is close to a true representation of 90% of the on line Masters and Doms.

I will probably add more if you want to check back sometime. Hope you enjoyed what I have so far.