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Is it cruel that, knowing there a shiteload of stray and 'outdoor only' cats in the neighborhood, I planted both catnip and catmint in the herb garden this season ... but put them up on 7' shepherd hooks?


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	Everything you know is real, That's the first part of the deal, Less than partner, more than pet, And if you think you've had some loving -- HA! Ain't seen nothing yet. A few things that I must state first before anything else: I do not hold with the new tradition that has cropped up over the last decade or so of all subs/slaves calling all dominants Sir/Ma'am/Master/Mistress/Whatever. Forcing the use of a title lessens the power behind that title. Thus, I do not expect a sub/slave/whatever who is not under my wing to call me anything but my name. However I will not correct anyone who calls me "Sir" simply due to upbringing or if she feels uncomfortable not to do so. Likewise, I do not abide by the assumed service and respect which wannabe doms think is owed them from any sub they encounter. Respect and service are EARNED. It's not an entitled right from any chucklehead that calls himself Sir Master Grand High Poobah or whatever other silly online moniker they've assumed. Only a weak person needs to DEMAND something that his presense and actions do not do on their own. I don't view either gender as significally more or less suited towards dominance. There are some women who are well-suited to run things. There are many men who are not capable of running their own lives. The role suited for you is determined by the head and the heart. It's not predestined due to what lies between your legs or within your chromosonal makeup. If any of the above bothers you; think twice about messaging me. ... now that we have THAT is out of the way ... I'm a smalltown man with a big city heart. In my lifetime, I've seen every continent save one. And frankly, I can do without visiting Antarctica. I adore the cold. But that's taking it a bit far for my tastes. I lived in Buffalo New York for the eight years prior to moving back to within spitting distance of the eastern shores of Lake Michigan. Almost two years later and I still have issues with the change of pace. Personality-wise I am fairly laidback in most things. I like to laugh. I am also a snarky smartass with humour which could be described as a tad caustic. I am also the first one to admit when I screw up or make mistakes. Being in control of situations does not make one perfect. Failing to admit one's own mistakes is the fatal flaw which differenciates the dominant from the domineering. This does not mean I hesitate at disciplining a sub under my command if she crosses the line into misbehavior. And I try to be most ... inventive in the ways I discipline my girls. :-D I am open for all to contact me who are looking for a potential friend or mentor. I am not opposed to considering taking a lass under my wing if the spark is there. But be prepared for me taking my time. I do not take a girl lightly. A dominant position is as much a responsibility as it is a pleasure. This seems to be something the typical online dom seems to have never learned. Anything else you wish to know ... ASK Thank all the idiots who message me claiming how much they enjoy my profile yada yada yada ... then ask me questions which are clearly answered in my profile for the following new rule. Anyone who contacts me claiming to have read my profile must include the phrase " butter barley badgers " somewhere in the first message. Those failing to do so will be put in my ignore file. That way I can be fairly sure of who actually read the profile and who are simply soulless scammers who are doing nothing but wasting the time of real people who visit this site. ... A little update ... Do not assume that my messaging you is an attempt to initiate a collar. I actually enjoy gasp conversation for the sake of conversation. There does not need to be an ulterior motive behind chatting. ... Update the Second ... I wrote this in my journal here about eight months ago. Certain twits who've messaged (or replied to) me caused me to add the entry up here in the profile area. * Well, it finally happened. I wondered how long it would take before I got my first, "You're not a real Dom!" message from someone here. It would seem that a fair number take my kindness for weakness. That's as much a mistake here as it was when I was in the army. Only those who have something to prove to themselves have to be Billy Badass 24/7. A confident man doesn't need to show the HARD LINE every waking moment. A man who cannot laugh at himself has too fragile of a spirit. That being the case, it is just as foolish for a "sub" to message me with that statement as it is for a "dom" to state the corresponding accusation about a submissive who doesn't immediately fall to his feet and worship him. My style and method of D/s differs from a gorean. It differs from the "gender dictates position" type. It differs from those who's only experience in this comes from online chatrooms and fiction. I am not the right master for every potential out there. Nor would I wish to be. What I am is true to myself. Which is what I demand of any girl I take as mine. *

12/23/2012 7:25:44 AM

Silly silly fakers ...

You'd think idiots would pick a more obscure cosplayer than YaYa Han when they try to pass themselves off as someone they are not.

4/12/2012 5:47:46 PM

Back to Michigan for the weekend ...

Why do I feel like lil snowmen are running back and forth along my taint?

4/8/2012 2:52:04 AM

Is it wrong that I make a tradition of watching "Night of the Lepus" on this night every year?

4/6/2012 10:41:35 AM

Happy Dead Jew on a Stick Day, everyone.

10/6/2011 11:38:29 AM

Apparently the new standard size for potential scammers is 5ft 5in with an age of 23 years.

The last baker's dozen of "people" to check my profile (almost back to back) were all 23 years old and 5'5".

I don't know what is more amusing. The morons who think we can't see through the easily transparent .... or the idiots who DO fall for the scammers.

7/15/2011 12:17:27 PM

If you don't feed what you have tamed; How can you ask it to love you?

5/26/2011 2:17:13 AM

Annnnd made it back to Buffalo ...

Longest it's ever taken me to get from the Manistee house back to Buffalo ... even in the dead of winter.

GOing to go lay down and let my eyes explode for a bit ...

5/21/2011 5:16:23 PM

Randy Savage died so that we may live. :-)

WWMMD > WWJD

5/13/2011 1:04:07 PM

Is the new face of the 'Nigerian Scam' now showing itself as female dominants?

I ask this because, for the last two weeks, I have more *cough* dommes checking out my profile every time I log in than the sum of all my years as a member here.

4/13/2011 4:24:59 PM

A lusty young smith at his vice stood a-filing.
His hammer laid by but his forge still aglow.
When to him a buxom young damsel came smiling,
And asked if to work in her forge he would go.

"I will," said the smith, and they went off together,
Along to the young damsel's forge they did go.
They stripped to go to it, 'twas hot work and hot weather.
They kindled a fire and she soon made him blow.

Her husband, she said, no good work could afford her.
His strength and his tools were worn out long ago.
The smith said "Well mine are in very good order,
And I am now ready my skill for to show."

Red hot grew his iron, as both did desire,
And he was too wise not to strike while 'twas so.
Said she, "What I get I get out of the fire,
So prithee, strike home and redouble the blow."

Six times did his iron, by vigorous heating,
Grow soft in her forge in a minute or so,
But as often was hardened, still beating and beating,
But the more it was softened, it hardened more slow.

When the smith rose to go, quoth the dame full of sorrow:
"Oh, what would I give could my husband do so.
Good lad with your hammer come hither tomorrow,
But pray could you use it once more ere you go!"

3/17/2011 2:15:10 AM

'tis St. Patrick's Day ( or as we of Irish descent call it ... "Amateur's Night" )

so to all you fekkin' asshats out there ...

Go n-ithe an cat thú is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!

12/27/2010 10:02:47 PM

Don't judge a book by it's cover.

(- Directed to the girls in the bar whose jaws dropped when I belted out Cee-lo Green at Karaoke. -)

12/13/2010 1:11:43 PM

I find it amusing that, even though the reporter on scene didn't interview me at all, whoever did the editing must have decided:

"Screw the guys you interviewed. Show more footage of the huge guy in the kilt."

11/30/2010 9:19:36 AM

To the twit out there who complains about males messaging her and how all messages from males are deleted unread ... yet has herself set as looking for dominant males ...

Thank you. I needed that laugh this morning.

To the rest of you who actually possess more braincells than a 32nd generation lab fruitfly; I raise my morning coffee to you and hope you all have a good day.

9/18/2010 10:52:13 PM

I wish this for all you submissives and slaves out there on this, the International Talk Like a Pirate Day of 2010. Yarrr, may all ye booties be plundered and plundered hard! Yarr!

9/9/2010 6:31:03 PM

I got back from Dragon*Con Tuesday night. What other Security Monster but me could receive a note from a client that reads: "Thanks for always protecting me while I blow guys." (- No, I wasn't being a bodyguard for a hooker. -)

9/1/2010 5:27:48 PM

Heading down south in 12 hours. Atlanta people be aware. JAK's gonna be BACK.

7/24/2010 10:46:37 AM

Resumes have been thrown out across the land. Contacts have been "tweaked" to look out for potential openings. Will be going starkers and getting the fuck out of this backwater hicksville ASAP!

3/18/2010 7:44:41 AM

*pondering whether making a lass wear a Sabres jersey when she's a Wings fan is "punishment".*

2/25/2010 5:26:10 PM

*Chuckles*

My first impulse when I get a message from one of the "trained by a BDSM association" or attending a "BDSM School" is to report the profile as a scammer.

But then my inner bastard rises to the foreground and reminds me that ANYONE idiotic enough to fall for one of these scams DESERVES to lose his money.

1/28/2010 8:44:45 AM

Okay, using a fair number of the last messages I have received as a gauge, it seems I have to state somethings that I figured were obvious from my profile:

1.) I don't do online-only play. It's as simple as that. I don't do it.

The shite makes about as much sense to me as talking to someone over the phone about how well stocked your kitchen is and how you're currently cooking a gourmet meal just for them ... but they live six states away and you've never met them.

2.) Do i TRULY look stupid enough to send "relocation" money to someone I've never met? Seriously? Anyone who is idiotic enough to do that DESERVES to lose his money.

and finally

For those lovely lasses ( dominant, submissive, switch or simply curious ) that I have chatted with on here lately:

You ladies are proof that there are real people on here and not EVERYONE is trying to pull a scam.

I've enjoyed our conversations and look forward to continuing them in the future.

12/31/2009 10:01:46 AM

Surf's up, Space Ponies! I'm makin' gravy ... without the LUMPS! A-hahahaaaHAHAHAH Happy New Years!

12/24/2009 7:31:31 AM

Merry Christmass, Happy Solstice (belated), Happy Hanuka etc etc etc Remember, the candy canes are for the little kids. the rattan canes are for the big kids.

10/31/2009 1:42:06 PM

Happy Halloween you lot.

Remember, the candy is for the lil kids.
The flogger is for the big kids.

10/27/2009 2:40:51 AM

I'm back from New York state now.

Sometimes being involved in our lil "lifestyle" can prove to be amusing.

The female canadian border patrol officer who opened my suitcase got a good look at some of my gear.

"Ummm, Sir?" she said as she lifted up the training mask/muzzle.

"Well, officer, I DID tell you that I had just come back from seeing a girl. Now didn't I?"

One of these day ... I'm gonna end up being an international incident ... again.

10/15/2009 5:01:13 AM

Heading back to Buffalo the weekend of the 23rd. It's time to get the hell out of this backwater for awhile.

7/10/2009 12:28:32 PM

*Chuckles* You know what would be a nice thing to happen? If the one emo-girl, whose picture a lot of the fakes here swiped from 4chan or another place like that, would get a penny from those fakes every time her picture was viewed.

Girl would be able to afford college and/or therapy.

6/7/2009 12:22:31 PM

RazorSharp

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6/5/2009 1:27:10 PM

If the profiles of a fair number of "subs" on here are to be believed ...

Being deaf leads one to be submissive (and/or visa versa) and being dominant leads to terminal cancer.

4/15/2009 4:45:12 PM

Bad enough when the fakes use model portfolio pictures in their profile.

But when they use pictures of a cosplayer who I've had the pleasure of meeting a few times over the years ... and not even get her ethnicity right when trying to claim being her ... That's comedy gold.

1/21/2009 1:43:44 PM

I'll be offline for a few days. Looks like I'm flying to Florida in the morning. I just hope I'll only be there a few days instead of "settling affairs" for my folks.

Anyone who has energy/prayers to spare, send them down towards the Ft Myers area.

1/1/2009 3:35:43 AM

Happy New Year to all.

May 2009 bring everything to you that you deserve.

12/12/2008 5:17:15 AM

Betty Page (- April 22, 1923 - December 11th, 2008 -)

The hollywood life chewed you up and spit you out. You did not get nearly the compensation you deserved from your work and likeness.

Rest in peace.

12/11/2008 6:25:57 PM

"If I knew you were going to beat me so badly; I'd have asked for a safe word." Yeah, one of the players at my blackjack table last weekend actually said that after I had trounced him for about $300 in two hands. The first things that came to mind: 1.) Glad I've learned to bite my tongue fast over the years. I almost laughingly replied with, "Safewords are for bottoms who don't trust their tops." (- No, I don't believe that in the least. But it WAS the first thing that came to mind. -) 2.) Does this guy actually think I'd not get the reference? 3.) WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN THE HOT LIL BRUNETTE WHO SAID THAT!?!?!?!?!?

11/11/2008 5:27:33 AM

To those I had the pleasure (and sometimes extreme displeasure) of serving with.
To those who wore the uniform proudly before me.
To those who wore it after me.

I give a toast to you. Your reasons for serving don't matter to me in the slightest; as long as you did your uniform proud. That is all that matters. I consider you all family.

For those of you who didn't serve ... if you can find it in your heart (and busy schedules) ... find a way to a VA hospital and visit a patient there. You've no idea how much a visit from anyone, even a complete stranger, can help lift the spirits of a warrior who may have no family left.

11/6/2008 7:17:13 PM

*chuckles*

Explain to me how messaging me out of the blue asking if I want to add you to my yahoo messenger list doesn't sound like a spammer/scammer thing?

Especially when you have no active profile and the message comes 30 seconds after I sign in?

9/23/2008 12:15:12 PM

Sometimes the profiles one finds here are just so deliciously amusing.

A "girl" who states she's only looking for online D/s and uses a model's pic as her own actually has the nerve to write this in her journal?

" 8/29/2008 12:09:23 AM: why is it that i can't find someone real?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAH ... you can't BUY comedy like that.

9/3/2008 4:32:26 AM

I'm back. Time to pass out for 12-18 hours straight.

8/27/2008 8:31:54 PM

I'll be touching down in Atlanta in less than 12 hours.

UPS picked up package containing costumes and other shite - CHECK

Everything packed but laptop and last minute toiletries - CHECK

Arrangements made for neighbor to check on the furbearing
couchvultures while I'm away. - CHECK

Scrip filled out to prevent the "OMFG we're all gonna die"
and "Who's a man have to kill around here?" reactions I get
from flying commercial airlines - CHECK

Last minute attack of back trouble requiring chiropractic
realignments twice in 24 hours. - CHECK

The dread feeling that I am forgetting something. - CHECK

Let's roll!

Dragon*Con awaits. Bring on the wenchs!

6/25/2008 11:15:30 PM

To the girls complaining about only getting negative messages on here.

Perhaps if you did not 'delete unread' people who actually send you positive messages ... I'm just saying.

4/24/2008 9:06:17 AM

42 Birthday greetings before I've had my first cup of coffee ...

BLAHHH!

Blahhh I say!

and also Harrumph!

4/21/2008 8:41:58 AM

Ahhhh ... this will be interesting. Today is the start of the first job I've had in ages that doesn't revolved around the "hired goon" motive.

3/12/2008 10:57:36 AM

I'm going to be out of the loop for a few days while I go play "Knight in black leather armor".

Going to be heading down to the Louiseville, KY area to:

1.) Drive a moving truck for a friend (and former roomie) who's moving back to Buffalo.
2.) Make sure her soon-to-be exhusband doesn't try to pull anything ... stupid.
3.) Amuse myself if he does.

It'll be entertaining regardlessly. After all, the first time he's going to lay eyes on me is going to be with me in an Irish national tartan kilt, stompy new rocks and a bad mood from being ona greyhound bus for 20 hours during St. Patty's Day.

2/5/2008 4:46:19 PM

Hope you all are having a great FAT (bastard) TUESDAY.

What's everyone giving up for Lent? I'm giving up the same thing I do every year ... catholicism.

1/4/2008 5:26:57 AM

Wow, starting the new year off with a bang indeed.

Look, it doesn't matter to me if you're only here for wank material. It doesn't matter to me if you're only in this for online play.

But SWEET JESUS, if you're going to try to pass yourself off as someone else, at least edit out the date on the picture!

*chuckles*

Seriously, if you're claiming to be a certain age ... don't use pics of you in a bar which are timestamped for a date that would indicate you were getting into bars before you were 13.

I honestly don't know whether to feel my intelligence and/or powers of observation have been insulted; or to laugh my snarky arse off because the fake wasn't smart enough to check "her" pictures.

11/1/2007 2:24:43 AM

Happy new year to those out there where it IS the beginning of the new year. Hope everyone had a happy halloween.

One of the costumes I saw tonight made me do a doubletake. A midteens (I think) "cheerleader" who came up for candy had BDSM emblem earrings on. Not the celtic triskellion ... these were the BDSM emblem earrings that a few sites sell.

That kind of unnnerved me a bit. My sanity is going to assume that she found them in a shoppe somewhere downstate and just thought they looked cool.

10/23/2007 2:33:50 PM

Ahhh, what an excellent day for an exorcism.

10/22/2007 3:10:51 AM

The day started fine.

I played escort for the GUESS WHO while they were on property. That was fun.

It all went downhill after that. And now I'm really in that sadomasochistic mood which will only be quelled once I pour Frank's Hot Sauce on my cockhead and fuck someone in the eyesocket.

10/10/2007 10:23:38 AM

*sigh* My niece does me proud.

She turns 11 today and I see the makings of a lil domme in her.

" Oh I love boys, uncle. I know where to hit them and make it hurt. "

*wipes a tear from my eye*

They grow up so fast.

5/12/2007 12:44:45 PM

Just got back from florida a few days ago. I need a vacation from my vacation! It was the first time I'd been to Disneyworld since before Epcot was built.

We were in the giftshoppe after riding the Tower of Terror at Disney/MGM when one of the "cast members" mentioned she liked my shirt.(*)

I winked and replied with, "Thanks, but don't ask what I train. This is Disneyworld after all."

She looked puzzled for a moment. Then the dawning of realization lit up in her eyes and she blushed deeply.

I love being me.

(*) Black t-shirt with "PERSONAL TRAINER" and a scourge in white.

2/21/2007 4:36:55 PM

On the topic of "worthless" subs/slaves/pets ...

Worthless = having no worth, useless, etc etc etc

Only a worthless "master" would want a worthless slave.

Why do some on the bottom end of the equation think anyone would WANT property which admits that it has no worth?

Every slave has a use. Even if that use is nothing more than as a breathing sextoy. (- And, honestly, there are quite a few of our species who truly are of no other use. As politically incorrect as that may seem to some of the more sensitive here. It's still the truth. -)

12/28/2006 3:49:48 AM

I'm back. Friggin docs overreacting as usual. Like a minor coronary spasm would actually keep me down... They BETTER give me leave to go back to work by this weekend.

12/25/2006 4:12:08 AM

Merry XXXMESS to one and all. Hope you all get a lil something ... in your stocking. Myself, I'll be celebrating as I normally do. By tying a sprig of misteltoe to my shacklepoint beltbuckle.

12/17/2006 7:01:11 PM

Is it a sign of rapidly diving health that I see cute lil floating alpaca ballerinas whenever I sneeze?

12 hour cold relief my ass! Damned shoddy american medication.

12/6/2006 9:25:29 AM

Not a criticism of any specific user. So it SHOULDN'T be against the TOS.

But, seriously people! Is it too much to ask that you actually spell out your words?

U is a letter. It is not a word.

UR was the citystate in Mesopotamia in which civilization (arguably) first began. It is NOT a replacement for "You're" or "Your". ( It's also the name of the first supercontinent from before the time of Pangea. Also a letter in the Ogham and Runic writing systems. It';s STILL not a replacement for Your or You're. )

BLK looks like you're ordering a bacon and lettuce on kimmelwick sandwich. It's not short for black. Is it really too much effort to put the ac in there?

I could go on and on ... but won't.

11/28/2006 7:55:51 PM

Heh, the new pics are taking much longer for the mods to "approve" than my initial one.

Perhaps they are a bit sensitive about men in kilts?

11/21/2006 1:13:06 AM

*Sigh*

I'd not be so disappointed if I knew the reason communication ended abruptly.

11/17/2006 12:48:47 AM

*chuckles*

Okay, sometimes the fakes are really amusing.

Especially when the account get deleted before I even get a notification that they sent me a message.

11/7/2006 8:53:41 PM

Went to vote here in this district for the first time. It was my first experience with one of those thrice damned hackable DIEBOLD machines.

Of course, my ballot jammed before it was read when the election-drone was sliding it into the foul contraption.

"Hmmm, I guess I didn't vote republican enough for that thing's tastes." came out of my lips without even thinking.

You could've heard a pin drop in that firehall. :-)

10/27/2006 10:06:58 AM

No BDSM news in this journal entry.

Just a statement stating I need a vacation from the vacation I just got back from late last night.

What is it about Ohio and Pennsylvania? Is there some type of "No-driving-knowledge-allowed" law in effect?

No, I am not talking about people FROM Ohio or Pennsylvania. I'm talking about the driving I witness while IN those states, regardless of the state the car/driver is from.

Oh, how I long for the day I am able to mount a multiphase ppg to the roof of my car.

The trip was good. I got to see my friends' new baby. I got to see at least a few of my friends from back in Buffalo. So all was good.

9/20/2006 1:22:53 PM

Well, it finally happened. I wondered how long it would take before I got my first, "You're not a real Dom!" message from someone here.

It would seem that a fair number take my kindness for weakness. That's as much a mistake here as it was when I was in the army. Only those who have something to prove to themselves have to be Billy Badass 24/7.

A confident man doesn't need to show the HARD LINE every waking moment.

A man who cannot laugh at himself has too fragile of a spirit.

That being the case, it is just as foolish for a "sub" to message me with that statement as it is for a "dom" to state the corresponding accusation about a submissive who doesn't immediately fall to his feet and worship him.

My style and method of D/s differs from a gorean. It differs from the "gender dictates position" type. It differs from those who's only experience in this comes from online chatrooms and fiction.

I am not the right master for every potential out there. Nor would I wish to be.

What I am is true to myself. Which is what I demand of any girl I take under my wing.

9/5/2006 12:48:31 AM

Just got back from Dragon*Con in Atlanta a few hours ago. That's why I've not reasponded to those of you who've left me messages since thursday night.

Dragon*Con always amuses me to no end since I see so many young people leading each other around on leashs. Usually they're "goths" of some flavor or another but generally barely into their twenties.

8/9/2006 5:56:29 AM

Wednesday morning and sleep escapes me.

Just updated my profile here. We'll see what gets rolling.