financial dommes and webcam girls. 

That's SUCH A COP OUT.  It's easy to tell who is fake and who isn't.  So when you ask someone to give you their credit card information to prove that your 'serious,' you really just want the money.  JUST FUCKING SAY IT.  There are enough poor, insecure men out there who, despite not having a large amount of wealth, are willing to pay you spoiled consumerist whores for something that is supposed to be both SENSUAL and INTIMATE.

  The dominance/submission relationship is something sacred that has been ruined by capitalism.

Today, a Snapple fact told me that poison ivy and poison oak are part of the cashew family. Skeptical, I found, upon further research, that this is indeed a fact. Snapple, I will never doubt you or your delicious all natural flavor ever again.