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Looking for a billionairess bisexual maso/miso supermodel. There seem to be so many supermodels on collar me...I reason they must be supermodels because they usually weigh less than 60 lbs and are studio lit. For some reason even though they're all white, they're all from Ghana. I was unaware that Ghana was the new center of Haute Couture but then I'm no longer the fashionista I once was..
I've also noticed less than desirable linguistic skills. Weird thing is you'd think a supermodel would have more than one picture of herself, seeing as, well, she's sort of in that line of work and you'd also think she could afford to have a camera and a good language coach but for some reason these particular supermodels don't even have running water.
I don't understand all this search for commonality: there's plenty of ME here at home, I'm looking for something completely different: At minimum it must have a vagina.
I really don't care what you do for a living, not meaning I'm not interested, meaning it doesn't matter to me whether you're a waitress or an executive VP, I value honesty. All kinds of wonderful commonalities exist between people who are capable of introspection, it matters not what their differences are.
Please, If you tend to respond to messages without addressing the content of the message, for instance, if there is a question in the message and you respond but ignore what I just asked you then you have the communication skills of a chipmunk and I don't want to hear from you.
If you think hints are a worthy form of communication I think you are dishonest, hostile and immature. I also think you are a nasty vile rat coward.
I am not talking about humorous hints I am talking about evasive manipulative hints, including non responses to questions asked, etc, passive/aggressive behavior, If you can not be direct and honest whatever the emotional expense to you then do not contact me. I will have you pegged long before you even realize what you did because if you tend to pull this crap you're a fucking moron and have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about right now because your narcissistic denial precludes you from any accountability. For your information, before you think to yourself "well this certainly doesn't include me" be aware that in my estimation it includes 99.95% of the population.
I'm not politically correct. No one is. Politics and correctness can not share the same bed. I also don't tend to wallow in irrational guilt that causes me to want to legislate for every perceived injustice. Nor am I quite arrogant enough to think I am qualified to determine when someone has too much of whateveaux and authorize the government to take it away and give it to someone else. Who are these creepy, judgmental, power hungry, guilt-ridden, pipe-dreaming, brainwashed, lazy bazgumblagas?
I cook, I been doing it since I was eight because my parents were terrible cooks and I was cursed with the palate of an angel. My upbringing has afforded me exposure to many types of food and technique. Something positive about a nomadic life.
I clean. I'm a clean freak. Not a neat freak. Neat freaks are messed up...
I garden in a sci-fi sort of way, I make sausage, I make half sour brine cured pickles, I love cured meats, especially ones from Northern Spain. I spent a large part of my life there.
I always am amused at the female profiles that demand "NO DRAMA!!!"...too funny for me. I need a valium just to read all those exclamation points and CAPS!!! lol
I assume they mean no drama unless it revolves around them.
You're from Canadia?
I overheard a prostitute say that once, right after a man told her he was Canadian; right after she asked if he was British; right after he said he was from British Colombia; right after she asked what BC was, (you mean before Christ? I don't understand...), right after he told her he was from BC; right after she asked where he was from?
My poodles are smarter than most people I've met and far more honest.
-If there are no dogs in heaven, when I die, I want to go where the dogs are _Will Rogers
What's up with all the 'confusion' and 'controversy'?
The mere fact that there are proponents of intelligent design is all the proof necessary that it is non-existent.
The term social justice makes me cringe as much as intelligent design. Oddly both are counter-evolutionary.
What's up with religion anyway?
What's up with the funny outfits?
Why do religions take themselves so seriously?
If they're so serious, why the funny outfits?
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