Bought an air rifle, and was examining it, pointing it outside the hotel window, aiming at chimney pots, trying to get the sights right, when the cleaning woman came in. She ran down the stairs to the reception and said, "the man in 310 has a gun". Next time she will knock before entering in.

Once, as I sailed over the ocean grand
I say, like a star the light of a distant lamp,
And there, on her doorstep, Nina my love did stand,
With tears in her eyes and waving her little hand.
Nina, if I should die on the ocean deep,
Softly, a white dove will come thee to meet,
And open wide your window, for it shall be,
My distant soul, from heaven come thee to greet.
Oh, it's merry are we, as we sail on the sea,
Singing a song, as we hasten along,
with songs that are glad and free.

An apology to JustGinger. First a man takes a drink, then a drink takes a drink, then a drink takes a man...Japanese saying

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I am the Sheik of Araby, without a shirt,
Your love belongs to me,  without a shirt,
At night when your asleep,  without a shirt,
Into your tent I'll creep,  without a shirt,
The stars that shine above,  without a shirt,
Will light our way to love,  without a shirt,
You'll rule this land with me,  without a shirt,
I'm the Sheik of Araby,  without a shirt.

A Master may be Master of the house, but a woman will always be Mistress in the kitchen

One cannot be a perfectionist in everything, but one can try, and with a bit of luck, one may succeed

You don't have to have the highest IQ to be the cleaverest. Einstein said "I know there are others cleaverer than me, but I spend more time working on it, and still work on it when others have given up".    think about it

One of my faults, I was once told, was that I spent too much time on unnecessary detail

What do you give the woman who has everything? email for answer

My saying for today, "I swear everything I told you is the truth, even the lies".

In her eyes there was moonlight, and a rose in her hair
In my arms there was no one, so I just took her there
On her lips was a promise, in my heart was a prayer
When I finally went I went home with the scent
Of the rose in her hair

About Lesbians.

To me, women are beautiful, while men are not, men want to have sex with women because they are are beautiful, is it not natural that women would want to love women because they are beautiful?

Be to her virtues very kind,
Be to her faults a little blind.
~Matthew Prior

I hate women because they always know where things are.  ~Voltaire

French women dress well, because they chose their clothes, not to cover themselves or because they like the clothes, but to show of their feminity.   Their clothes shout out not " I am pretty" but " I am a woman".

A woman must never reveal all. She must keep something back, then she retains a sence of mystique

Just a song a twilight, when the lights are low,
And the flick'ring shadows softly come and go,
Tho' the heart be weary, sad the day and long,
Still to us at twilight comes Love's old song,
comes Love's old sweet song.

About breasts

Hooters, tits, jugs, whatever men call them, breasts are lovely things. They are exciting. They are especially enticing if you cant see them. A woman with the right bra can show off her assets to excite men, and not let them see at the same time.

Have a look at my profile photos

Ocassionally, a woman wants to be raped. Sounds controversial? Yes. I do not mean she wants to go shopping and be muged and raped by a stranger, I mean she wants some roleplay in the bedroom with the one she loves, where she will not be hurt. She wants some variety in her sex life

The female shape is the most beautiful, especially if she is slim and gentle, I can never love a woman who does not love herself